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[Drrt4]

Wanted to revive a old Forum game from about a year ago without necro-ing. I had a lot of good laughs from this game.

 

Spoiler

Or this can be ignored\deleted if its a better idea to necro a forum game...

 

Rules:

Credit to Lonewolf115 for the idea.

 

Lonewolf115, on 31 Mar 2015 - 10:47 PM, said:

    How this works is you post how much you insert into the vending machine. Before that, however, you tell the person above you what they got from the vending machine.

    

    (EG, The post above me inserts 50 cents. I then post and say they recieve an atomic bomb. I then insert 300 $. This continues so on and so forth. Anything can come from the vending machine.)

 

Original Game Topic

 

 

 

I insert a Dual Rev-GL Tech.

[KOS_Baconman]

You got 3 hours of wait time for anyone to post.

I insert my life savings ($20)

Edited by BaconOverLord, 17 June 2016 - 04:01 PM.

[Shade__]

You got 30$

I insert a G2 rocketeer.

[DemitronPrime]

you got a sensation of resounding disinvestment,

 

I insert lube

[Drrt4]

You get a wet pool noodle.

 

I insert a depressing life.

[Hyginos]

You sunk my battle ship!

 

I insert E4!

[DallasCreeper]

You get E2.

 

I insert a G2 Raider.

[Zdragow]

You get a plate of tofurky.

 

 

 

I insert my hopes and dreams.

[Shade__]

You get a ball made of light.

I insert coffee.

Edited by Shade__, 17 June 2016 - 06:49 PM.

[LaurenEmily]

You get sleepy.

 

I insert 10 billion grains of rice

[Aregon]

You`re not hungry for maybe 2-3 days.

 

I insert dead dreams

[Shade__]

You get renewed hopes.

I insert time itself.

[Drrt4]

You get space.

 

I insert an intriguing notion.

[DallasCreeper]

You get a confusing response

 

I insert a potato. 

Edited by (TDM) DallasCreeper, 18 June 2016 - 05:45 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

You get salty fries.

 

I insert salt.

[DallasCreeper]

You get pepper. 

 

I insert a planet. 

[Bergwein]

You get Illal.

 

I insert a very slow internet connection.

[Drrt4]

You get uncontrollable rage.

 

I insert a salt powered robot.

[Aregon]

You get the Raider heck you no assault

 

i insert money

[Bergwein]

You get the updated Hawken PC version.

 

I insert summer.

[Sp3ctrr]

You receive many nasty mosquito bites.

 

I insert a potato.

[Drrt4]

you get a mashed potato.

 

I insert fuzzy bunny.

[Shade__]

You get a normal bunny.

Insert the new mech tree.

 

Edited by Shade__, 18 June 2016 - 11:27 AM.

[Bergwein]

You get a chainsaw.

 

I insert this:

 

[Drrt4]

You get:

 

 

 

 

I insert d r u g s .

Edited by Drrt4, 18 June 2016 - 05:30 PM.

[Zdragow]

You get the worst trip of your life.

 

I insert a Walther PPK.

[Bergwein]

You get a DUAL MINIFLAK A-CLASS.

 

I insert my hopes for Reloaded not screwing up Hawken, even if the mean to do something good.

[DallasCreeper]

ninja'd. You get none of the features you want implemented yet everyone else loves it. 

 

I insert a Raider.

Edited by (TDM) DallasCreeper, 18 June 2016 - 06:25 PM.

[Shade__]

You get a baby turkey.

I insert a G2 Pred.

[LaurenEmily]

You get 2 breachers.

 

I insert a portable scanner.

[Shade__]

You get a reward for getting rid of one of the demon spawn that is the scanner.

I insert the jobs chassis.

[DemitronPrime]

You get a hand me down that never looks as good as it did originally...

 

I insert a perfectly detonated nade

[Shade__]

You get ALL THE GLORY ALL OF IT.

I insert a 1 HP getaway.


 

[Drrt4]

You get a repair, only to have a Zerker come around the corner to fire a tow.

 

I insert my post count.

Edited by Drrt4, 19 June 2016 - 03:39 AM.

[DemitronPrime]

you get thrown in a tech with the prestige PPN Thrown against a double rev gl nador in a 1v1

 

I put in my heart felt sentiment

[Bergwein]

You get Icedos7.

 

I insert a boiled egg, 7 minutes, with a bit of salt and chili.

[LaurenEmily]

You get food poisoning.

 

I insert beer.

[Bergwein]

You get the watered-down fuzzy bunny which our fellow pilots from across the pond call beer.

 

I insert a fascist surge in central Europe.

[Aregon]

You get hellc9943

 

I insert kittens

[LaurenEmily]

You get a hitler kitty.

 

I insert Icedos7.