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[Lonewolf115]

How this works is you post how much you insert into the vending machine. Before that, however, you tell the person above you what they got from the vending machine.

 

(EG, The post above me inserts 50 cents. I then post and say they recieve an atomic bomb. I then insert 300 $. This continues so on and so forth. Anything can come from the vending machine.)

 

 

I'll start.

 

I insert 200 HC

Edited by Lonewolf115, 31 March 2015 - 06:47 PM.

[Grollourdo]

You gain ONE reply after a few days of waiting XD

I insert my crush for Emily XD

[BluetoothBoy]

You get one crushed Emily. :(

 

I insert an expensive steak.

[CrimsonKaim]

You get a black steak out because you have no money left for a decent option to treat it.

I insert 3 EOC pucks

[Grollourdo]

You get towed

 

I insert my sausage (NO NOT THAT YOU PERVERT! XD) 

[Loglino]

You get a grenade in the face because it only takes FOOD sausages. xD

 

I insert my (food) pizza...

[Grollourdo]

It no give u anything cuz food pizza gets stuck

I insert my phone XD

[MomOw]

You get a horde of nerds running after you.

 

I insert chattering teeth

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a plastic Vampire.

 

I insert 8.5 million C-Bills.

[Grollourdo]

You get 1 million c-bills

I insert octopie XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get eight normal pies.

 

I insert a Minecraft diamond pickaxe.

[CrimsonKaim]

You get an Ender Pickaxe which teleports every block you want to break.

 

I insert a balanced matchmaker.

[Meraple]

You get MMR restrictions.

 

I insert Bananas.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a drunken monkey.

 

I insert a dragon tooth.

[Miscellaneous]

You get Skyrim.

I insert an Apple.

 

Edit: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Edited by Miscellaneous, 07 April 2015 - 03:49 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

YOU GET NINJA'D!!!

[Miscellaneous]

YOU GET NINJA'D!!!

 

You forgot to put what you insert.

 

I insert a skrubl0rd (Merderple)

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a half eaten banana.

 

I insert another dragon tooth.

[Miscellaneous]

You get a Black Hole which only sucks up Dragon teeth - no more dragon teeth can be put into the vending machine.

 

I insert a fellow Turnip to check out the inside of this thing.

[Meraple]

The turnip gets eaten by rainbows and Windows is Error by inside.

 

I insert a vending machine.

[Miscellaneous]

It turns into a small apple-eating rabbit.

 

I insert a gravestone for my comrade. :,(

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an angry zombie turnip.

 

I insert a moose.

[Meraple]

The moose turns out to be a cow and eats all the food.

 

I insert a pig.

[Flight1ess]

you get that one forum user who has a pig in his profile pic

 

I insert schizophrenia in the machine

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get several hundred different people.

 

I insert a sad Hugbot.

 

[Grollourdo]

You get a kick in the "down there" because hugbot malfunctioned ... Also you get legs to put on hug not to get the kick

I insert octopie! No not pie this time what I ment earlier in this was the plurial of octopus! T.T lol XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Grebl'thorth, elder god of slimy tentacles.

 

I insert a penny.

[Grollourdo]

Your penny gets rejected I insert the "anime" octopie ...

Huehuehuehuehue.... DONT JUDGE ME!!!! T.T

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a grape.

 

I insert my left foot.

[Grollourdo]

Hehehe I have such a smexy mind its scary... I put what I get in context... Grape. G... R a p e ....

Kill me... My mind is divinely dirty!




You get it torn off and it gives you a right foot

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I take you dirty mind and insert it into the vending machine, since you forgot to put anything in. You receive an E-mail with an attached file that would drive even Cthulu insane.

 

I insert a gold coin.

[Grollourdo]

Your gold coin gives you what I should have inserted... My dirty mind MUAHAHAHA IM FREEEEEE!!!!!

[Grollourdo]

Not....

I now insert my dirty mind again to make it go away AGAIN...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You receive a cook book, titled "How to Serve Lemons".

 

I insert a Velociraptor.

[Grollourdo]

You receive a velo (French for bicycle) with an dinosaur on it

I insert that lemon cook book

[Meraple]

You get that certain guy who has a lemon for an avatar.

 

I insert Windows.

[Flight1ess]

You get that certain guy who has a lemon for an avatar.

 

I insert Windows.

you get linux (and it crashes)

 

I insert myself

[Meraple]

You get a white everything.

 

I insert a table.

[Flight1ess]

You get a white everything.

 

I insert a table.

you get wet chewing gum (get it?)

 

 

I insert melancholy

[BluetoothBoy]

you get wet chewing gum (get it?)

 

 

I insert melancholy

You get happiness in its purest form.

 

I insert Wreck-it Ralph.