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[Grollourdo]

You get a wrecking machine

I insert my pureness as I am just a child XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bucket of mud.

 

I insert a pocket knife.

[Grollourdo]

You get poker scissors


I insert my beloved girlfriend

Edited by Grollourdo, 10 April 2015 - 01:06 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Grebl'thorth, Elder God of slimy tentacles, again.

 

I insert one billion blue M&Ms.

[Grollourdo]

You get half a billion of ORANGE M&Ms XD

 

I insert  them tentacles (was very tricky to preform XD)

Edited by Grollourdo, 10 April 2015 - 06:24 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a robot squid.

 

I insert a car.

[Meraple]

You get Optimus Prime.

 

I insert all my moneys.

[Flight1ess]

You get Optimus Prime.

 

I insert all my moneys.

you get scout mechs dressed as prostitutes

 

 

i insert this forum

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bunch of nonsense and gibberish.

 

I insert Kermit the Frog.

[Loglino]

You get nothing.

I insert nothing.

[ticklemyiguana]

You get half a live cow.

 

I insert the other half.

[CraftyDus]

You get a new oxford button up and Aaron Neville's Soulful Christmas on vinyl.

The shirt gives you an itchy itchy rash but the sweet sweet music gives you something to focus on while your nipples burn.

I insert a rusty old prince albert stud and a nearly empty box of strawberry nerds.

 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bag of lighthouse gummies.

 

 

I insert 200 pachinko balls.

[Drrt4]

You get 100 Ball bearings.

 

I insert 5 Reese's cups.

Edited by Drrt4, 14 April 2015 - 11:00 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a ten gallon drum of peanut butter.

 

I insert my pants.

[Drrt4]

You get one stinky sock.

 

I insert 1241 black Jelly beans

[CapAllan]

You get an Android phone (chinese dupe one) running outdated android OS.

 

 

I insert the wreckage of the Predator I was a nemesis on.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a starfish named Patrick.

 

I insert a bottle of Guinness.

[Armymonger]

You get a threat to the gaming universe, which may or may not spread to the hawken universe in the form of radioactive bugs.

I insert...my left leg, my right arm...my soul... The left side of my manly parts...and... My teeth.
Maybe I'll add extra and give them my middle finger too...

Can't WAIT to see what nonsense comes out of this thing!

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a terrifying and indestructible flesh golem with broken memories of your past. Being confused as to who it really is, it goes on a rampage through your life, destroying everything you ever cared about.

 

I insert 140 Demonite ore.

[Armymonger]

You get a terrifying and indestructible flesh golem with broken memories of your past. Being confused as to who it really is, it goes on a rampage through your life, destroying everything you ever cared about.

 

I insert 140 Demonite ore.

 

you get a 56 ton Dragon. That breathes the fires of hells...and Berates Fat people.

 

 

I insert...Damn. I kinda already put alot into this machine...umm...

How bout a penny? Will that work?

[Drrt4]

You get one single gummy in the shape on a light bulb. It was yellow.

 

 

I insert one Drrt-Coin.

[Armymonger]

You get one single gummy in the shape on a light bulb. It was yellow.

 

 

I insert one Drrt-Coin.

 

You get Dirt.

 

...

...

...

 

Sorry, Had to.

 

I insert...Your Dirt.

[Drrt4]

You get one Drrt-Coin.

 

 

I insert one lemon.

[thedark20]

You get no lemons, nothing actually...


How sad


I insert 5 chairs :T

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an origami crane.

 

I insert a hockey puck.

[Armymonger]

You get a Canadian.

I insert that..."lighthouse" shaped....gummy...

[Miscellaneous]

You get Frozen.

 

I insert Xacius

[Bratwurst]

You get Wreck-it-Ralph...

 

I insert crushed dreams...

[Armymonger]

You get lost hopes.

I insert a big fat and juicy BRATWURST. Mmmmmm....he looks tasty,..

[Drrt4]

.....No I'm not gonna make that joke.

 

You get a cow.

 

I insert a large bag.

[Armymonger]

You get Groceries!

I insert...
An unborn fetus.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a robot baby.

 

I insert a half-finished Mad Libs book.

[Armymonger]

You get an UN-finished mad lobs book

I insert my robotic baby.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a fully autonomous, self replicating deathbot. It creates an army of itself in a day, destroys all life on Earth in a week, and takes over the solar system in a month.

 

I insert the ashes of civilization.

[Armymonger]

You get a civilized pile of Drrt.
Umm..I mean dirt. Yeah. That's right.

I insert Sparks and dreams.

[thedark20]

You get a defective Wall-E

I insert a full .50 cal cartridge

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a half-eaten frag grenade.

 

I insert some plastic vampire fangs.

[Drrt4]

you get one fat twilight fan.

 

I insert 4.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get 6.

 

I insert 24 Nerf darts.