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[OmegaNull]

You get a swat team armed with nerf guns. 

 

I insert 12 severed heads made of cheese. 

[Loglino]

This vending machine only takes real severed heads. You receive nothing.

 

I put in a lobster.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get blue Zoidberg.

 

I insert a nicely wrapped Xmas present.

[thedark20]

You get Coal, Xmas Coal.

I insert a full LEGO box

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a Megabloks set.

 

I insert a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

[OmegaNull]

You get a cow. Mooo!

 

I insert a quarter made of pixy dust. 

[Zdragow]

You get an empty Pixy Stick.

 

I insert a glass of non-alcoholic beverage.

[Armymonger]

You get a fraternity party.

...damn forgot to insert something...

I insert a another vending machine like this.

Edited by Armymonger, 20 April 2015 - 08:13 AM.

[Drrt4]

You get a Mr.Spell

 

I insert a Medic.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a half-eaten medkit.

 

I insert these strange glowing crystals I found under my porch.

[Armymonger]

You get a fricken dinosaur that annoys an atomic robot.

(It's an actual comic).

I insert a butt. A big hairy butt.
A butt that leaks.

[MrLZRS]

You Get a Big Hairy Arsonist!

 

I insert a Madoka Kaname's Soul Gem.

[Zdragow]

Everybody you care for dies.

 

I insert a car air freshener.

[Drrt4]

you get a sent-ry.

 

I insert a TF2 reference.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Nope.

 

I insert a Unicorn horn.

[CrimsonKaim]

A Rhino smashes you into the air.


I insert the Hawken forums.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a Warframe and a Battlemech.

 

I insert 45 IBC root beer bottle caps.

[OmegaNull]

You get a donkey that won't shut the hell up and farts root beer. 

 

I insert *looks down*

[Zdragow]

You get

Spoiler

 

 

I insert my drawing tablet.

Edited by Zdragow, 23 April 2015 - 01:40 PM.

[Drrt4]

you get a smashed drawing tablet.

 

I insert Logic.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a jar of Unreasoning Chaos. PUT IT ON YOUR TOAST, SO THAT I MAY FLY A LITTLE LESS LIKE A FOUR EYED PILE OF SPENT SHELL CASINGS.

 

I insert a shot glass full of Neutronium.

[Armymonger]

You get a drink scientist who actually knows what the hell that element number is.


I insert DISEASE. and...SKULLS.....And...
Ahhh f*ck you teljaxx you and your evil faceless! ....FACE!

I can't think of anything to insert that would INSULT YOU.

[OmegaNull]

*INSERTS TELJAXX*

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get DOOMSPUD: THE POTATO OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!

 

I insert all the screaming and crying and purple french fries that result.

Edited by Teljaxx, 24 April 2015 - 02:12 PM.

[Grollourdo]

You get screaming and crying Germanfries ;)

[Drrt4]

Banned! forgot to insert something.

 

I insert a keyboard.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bowl of alphabet soup. All the Qs are missing for some reason, though.

 

I insert a tower shield and a gladius.

[Grollourdo]

You get some home made poop

I insert the machine itself there fore creating a complex paradox where the machine is in itself while being inserted in itself but what is true is true... I inserted the machine itself...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a black hole big enough to destroy the entire solar system, Oort cloud and all.

 

I insert an SR-71 Blackbird.

[Grollourdo]

You get an SR-71 blackman!

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a nuclear bomb that explodes in your face, because you did not insert anything of your own.

 

I insert a jar of grape jelly.

[Grollourdo]

YOU GET MAH EXPLOSION and therefore sparing my life and reminding me to under something....

I insert your remains....

HUEHEUEHUEHEUHUE!!! XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an angry me. I call upon the power of Lord Schreelekshul'ub The Unnameless One to revoke your true name! Your place in the universe is gone. With no name, you may as well not even exist.

 

Also, I punch you in the face and steal your pants.

 

I insert a two inch cube of blue ABS plastic.

[Grollourdo]

You get a happy me to come back and I give you an "encouter" and since I have no name for you to call out anymore, you give back my name.

You then fall on the floor exhausted and stay there overcome by the "feelings"

I insert his "first time" XD




god this is going too far.... XD LOL

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a bucket of blood, pain, screaming, a broken tooth, and death.

 

I insert your face.

[Grollourdo]

My face nibbles its way though the galaxy into your pants and the machine turns it into more tentacles! XD

I insert a tentacle movie! XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a Sharktopus. It eats you and your family.

 

I insert my brain.

[Grollourdo]

You get a brain tickled by tentacles...

I insert my death!

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an explosion, which kills you. Wait...

 

I insert a potato with wings.

[Grollourdo]

You get a mouldy potato with tentacles!

I insert a mouldy tomato with tentacles!