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[Bergwein]

You get troubled nights, no sleep, a close relative in dire peril without the possibility to help him or her, constant doubt in every waking moment, questioning your every action, restless fear of being rejected by every person you meet and a monkey on your back telling you that you are worthless. And a banana.

 

I insert that banana.

[LaurenEmily]

You accidentally insert it wrong and it causes a lot of suffering.

 

I insert a beautiful sunset.

[Drrt4]

You get skin cancer.

 

I insert depressing reactions.

[DallasCreeper]

Ninja'd. You get an unusually positive response. 

 

I insert a C-Class with Breacher and TOW. 

Edited by (TDM) DallasCreeper, 28 June 2016 - 06:21 PM.

[DemitronPrime]

You get a guy with one leg trying to teach you to balance on a high wire

 

I insert a dank meme

[Drrt4]

You get a lot of ayyy lamo

 

 

I insert the spookiest scariest skeleton you've ever seen.

[Bergwein]

You get Mr Skeltal.

 

I insert Gimp.

[Drrt4]

Spoiler

thank you for that video. it made my day

 

You get Photoshop.

 

I insert a double post.

[Shade__]

you get a double post

you get a double post

i insert the Redox 

i insert the Redox

[LaurenEmily]

You debuff yourself twice.

 

I insert common sense.

[PoopSlinger]

You get a boring life.

 

I insert a bucket of pistachio shells.

[DemitronPrime]

You get a tommy gun toy with near infinite ammo

 

I insert unrestrained boys in blue

[Drrt4]

You get a restraining order.

 

I insert a mech with air horns a reverse beeper and a rear view mirror.

[Shade__]

you get it back but it now has two hellfires and is gold.

I insert the G2 Reaper.

[Bergwein]

You get RELOADED FCUKS UP HAWKEN OH GOD MAY THIS UPDATE NEVER REACH THE PC

 

I insert my tears.

[DemitronPrime]

You get a tissue and a pat on the shoulder with a softly spoken " we all knew it was coming"

 

I insert a long email to the devs about how they have ruined out lives

[Drrt4]

You revive a reply with nothing in the body.

 

I insert a bad day on the forums.

[DemitronPrime]

You get every day of the great silence relived eternally

 

I insert empty hopes for the future

[PoopSlinger]

You get exceeded expectations.

 

I insert a giant armadillo fossil.

Edited by PoopSlinger, 11 July 2016 - 03:52 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

You get a slightly smaller fossil with suspicious pink feathers on it.
I insert coffee

[Aregon]

You get sleepless nights.

 

I insert charmander.

[Drrt4]

You get a highway pileup full of people trying to chase that one legendary.

 

I insert a lost friend.

[Shade__]

You get a new friend.

I insert a p-*post moved to Xbone forums* ok fine i ins-*post moved to PS4 forums*
GAH FIIIIIINE i insert what the devs want to hear.

Edited by Shade__, 11 July 2016 - 06:18 PM.

[Drrt4]

You get Overwatch.

 

I insert the current game meta.

[DemitronPrime]

You get orblord everything with nancee boy cartoon graphics

 

I insert edges

[LaurenEmily]

You get too edgy.
I insert a bowling ball

[DemitronPrime]

You get the reloaded snow ball effect

 

I insert a butterfly doobie

[LaurenEmily]

You get butterflies in your lungs. They tickle.
I insert a private island

[DemitronPrime]

You get a butterfly plantation

 

I insert unlocked customization

[LaurenEmily]

Everything becomes incredibly expensive.
I insert a slightly crooked kitchen knife

[DemitronPrime]

you get a budget screw driver...

 

I insert a smurf account sale system to sell all those custom mechs

[DallasCreeper]

you get a budget screw driver...

 

I insert a smurf account sale system to sell all those custom mechs

You get Crafty getting filthy rich.

[Shade__]

you get playing it wrong

i insert the best pokemon go team

[DemitronPrime]

you get people chasing invisible objects

 

i insert a 873589267 car pile up

[Shade__]

you get a planet, MADE OF CARS!

i insert a book about a planet MADE OF CARS.

[DemitronPrime]

You get humanity falling backward in time through a vortex in time and space revealing the mystery of reading lines on paper...

 

I insert a head mounted reading lamp

[Drrt4]

You get a headlight.

 

I insert a book.

[DemitronPrime]

you get a forgotten Creature

 

I insert awakening

[Shade__]

You get needing five more minuets.

I insert all these coms.

[DemitronPrime]

you get mind blown

 

I insert reloaded's physiology