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#1 toPOULAKItsiou

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Posted March 27 2013 - 12:48 PM

1)your MAMA is so fat : when she tryed to play the reaper the health indicator showed 1000hp (D CLASS_)
2)your MAMA is so stupid :she got her a.s.s destroyed by a missile in missile asault.
3)your MAMA is so stupid:when your 5y  old brother asked her (how  babys are born)
she wouldn't find a most redeculuse way to explain it than saying (watch what the AA do to the enemies bace)
4)your MAMA is FAT:when she runs out of fuel and lands in the ground after hovering ... the map changes
5)your MAMA is so AGLY:when hellfire missiles have allready been launched at her...they go the opposite way.
6)your MAMA is such a h.o.r.e: SharpShooters penetrate her day and night with noscope power(c.u.m)shoots.
7)your MAMA is so AGLY :that hawken servers wont alowher to join a game.
8)your MAMA is so FAT :when she log is the server goes down.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THOSE JOKES XD
LEAVE YOUR CREATIVE JOKE TOO(dont be a stranger)
ILL BE GLAD TO READ THEM
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#2 Houruck

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:02 PM

Yo Mama is so fat her hitbox is the same in turret mode.

http://youtu.be/HSBWuqaaXAs

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#3 Bad_and_mad

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:10 PM

Man, you are not funny. Really.
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اليوم أنا لست نفسي،
لقد بدأت الحيض،
لذلك أنا لست حامل!

#4 tman7919

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:11 PM

 Bad_and_mad, on March 27 2013 - 01:10 PM, said:

Man, you are not funny. Really.
Which one_
Bruiser or Bust! (Why do I have a raider in this picture_)
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#5 Onebullit

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:15 PM

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, you sir are a winner.
You win the "fastest closed thread of the year" award.
Congratulations!

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#6 Bad_and_mad

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:17 PM

Well, I think both of them.
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اليوم أنا لست نفسي،
لقد بدأت الحيض،
لذلك أنا لست حامل!

#7 xXHadronCutterXx

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:34 PM

Please come back when you get out of puberty.

Get your hard on.


#8 Zerjack

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Posted March 27 2013 - 01:40 PM

What a relief to see that not a lot of people liked this thread. Really...

#9 Houruck

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Posted March 27 2013 - 05:07 PM

At least mine is a current bug (okay he also tried to be relevant). I wrote this first way back, he just reminded me of it.

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