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[Korriban87]

Granted, but Sasquatch dismembers you during the conference showing his true nature.

I wish for my German language homeworks getting done by themselves.

Edited by Korriban87, October 30 2012 - 12:25 PM.

[Inny]

Dein Deutsch Hausaufgaben erledigt, aber die Grammatik wird alles falsch.
(Your german homework is done, but the grammar will be all wrong.- Powered by Google Translate)

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but you can no longer wake up, and for the rest of your miserable existence you're tortured by never-ending nightmares...

I wish my cat stopped attacking me while i sleep.

[Korriban87]

Granted, instead of attacking you, it will bring presents to you ... while you are asleep, dead dismembered things.... on your face.

I wish there were 25°C oustide instead of 14

Edited by Korriban87, October 31 2012 - 06:38 AM.

[Juodvarnis]

Korriban87, on October 31 2012 - 06:37 AM, said:

Granted, instead of attacking you, it will bring presents to you ... while you are asleep, dead dismembered things.... on your face.

I wish there were 25°C oustide instead of 14

Dude she already does that.
It's mostly little birds or large insects

[Phaaze]

Korriban87, on October 31 2012 - 06:37 AM, said:

Granted, instead of attacking you, it will bring presents to you ... while you are asleep, dead dismembered things.... on your face.

I wish there were 25°C oustide instead of 14

granted but it is now an earthquake outside

I wish I am

[Shogunokc]

Granted you are, for five seconds now you are not.

I wish for an already corrupted wish.

[Lazoraz]

Granted, but you created a time paradox and do not exist anymore. (You can't go changing the future like that!)

I wish to be a better artist.

[AndryRock9217]

You are a better artist now but everytime you finish a work it will disappear, unless you keep staring at it.

I wish to be a sword master

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but while training to become a sword master, you accidentally cut off your hand

I want a lightsaber

[Korriban87]

Granted, but...


and you turn it on.


I wish I had an X-Wing

[KetchupT100]

Granted, but as soon as you try it out, you crash on an unpopulated planet and the tracking beacon is broken. While you explore your new environment  you fall down a hill and snowball into a huge tree trunk that breaks your arm. Your only splinter material is poison ivy and you get the arm so infected that you had to amputate it using sharp rocks.

I wish for world peace.

[Korriban87]

Granted, but your foreign accent makes "peace" sound like "piss"...
so the whole world urniates.

I  wish I could stop making stupid jokes like this one XD

Edited by Korriban87, November 01 2012 - 02:18 PM.

[KetchupT100]

I don't have an accent, actually. I sadly sound American, which tortures me on daily bases. I am, however, striving to get a British accent.

So, find another way to corrupt it, please.

[Korriban87]

That's unfair! Maybe you had a cold the day you wished your wish >,< btw don't do that to you, don't go for the british accent, they tend not to pronounce the sound R, and that's quite irritating Iron will sound /aiən/ and car /ka:/  Q_Q stay the way you are! R is good.

Btw... les't stay on topic...
so you wish I corrupt your wish in another way....

Granted.... world peace /pi:s/ is achieved.... due to a massive nuclear war that wipes out the entire humanity and many other life forms.
Only insects survive, since they are more resistent to radiation than humans, they proliferate and become the owners of Earth.
(well that doesn't sound too much corrupted...)

Now I wish for a rideable giant praying mantis

Edited by Korriban87, November 02 2012 - 12:42 AM.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but it mistakes you for lunch and eats your head.

I wish for NOTHING

[KetchupT100]

Korrbin, I think you mean the French, mate. I'm going for British/Aussie kind of accent.

OT: You spend eternity in the nothingness of the void.

I wish I can become a pro-league player in LoL.

[Korriban87]

Granted.... but after a day of being at the top, Riot bankrupts and turns off all the servers wiping out all data.

I wish for a pizza right now, it's 12:26 here and i'm hungry

[Phaaze]

Korriban87, on November 02 2012 - 03:27 AM, said:

Granted.... but after a day of being at the top, Riot bankrupts and turns off all the servers wiping out all data.

I wish for a pizza right now, it's 12:26 here and i'm hungry

granted but its poisonus and explosive

I wish I had a bomb

[Juodvarnis]

Granted but it explodes in your face

I wish i wasnt so lazy