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[[HWK]Deuy]

scoutcamper, on October 18 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:

I wish vmware would work correctly.

VMware works correctly but you immediately realize that you could have had any wish imaginable, and you wasted it on that.  You spend the rest of your life regretting your wish and you die bitter and remorseful, penniless and alone.  

I wish Cadbury Creme eggs were easier to find year round.

[Shogunokc]

Granted you find the source of where all Cadbury Creme eggs come from...a giant pregnant slug.

I wish i was invisible.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, now you're invisible, but since all light passes through you, well, you're blind

I wish for a gun

[Shogunokc]

Granted, happy you now have a gun you feel like a ganster and stick it in your pants. It then discharges...

i wish for a quarter.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but it spawns high up in the air, it falls on your head and penetrates your skull, killing you

I wish for a cyanide pill

[Shogunokc]

Granted, but it is opposite day so you dont get one and live a long miserable life

I wish for the world to be like minecraft.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, but a creeper spawns behind you and explodes, killing you and destroying all your belongings, no respawns though.

I wish that our alien overlords would invade already

[Shogunokc]

you just like killing everyone dont you

Granted, but on their planet you are considered very beautiful and they make you their "probe area" slave

I wish juodvarnis would stop killing people in their wishes

[Juodvarnis]

I'm just not very imaginative, that's why i kill everyone

I can't imagine how anything can consider me "beautiful" Ha!

Anyway, granted, but now you made him very sad

I wish there were more people active in these forums

Edited by Juodvarnis, October 21 2012 - 06:38 AM.

[KetchupT100]

Granted but they alienate you and you become public enemy #1.
I wish they would be lax in regards of "mature" content.

[Juodvarnis]

[Jake_Everfree]

Granted, but now two girls one cup is pretty much now f*cking everywhere...

I wish my wishes can not be corrupted...

[Shogunokc]

Granted but the power it takes to have uncorruptable wishes makes it to where you only get one wish, for an uncorruptable wish.

I wish for ramen noodles

[CakeBandit]

Granted! They are from the year 1952.

I wish I had some lemon pie.

[Swankyhank]

Granted but they used Olestra instead of salt in the pie and thusly you have shat your bowls out.
I wish I had not had a piece of his leamon pie.

[Juodvarnis]

Granted, you didn't get a piece of the pie... You got TWO, Muahahahahahaha

I wish i could get into more matches than just Deathmatch.

[Swankyhank]

Granted, sadly the box of matches was to small and crushed your body.

I wish I could have had a chance to eat the last dodo bird deep fried with a special blend of seven herbs and spices.

[Juodvarnis]

Swankyhank, on October 28 2012 - 08:49 AM, said:

Granted, sadly the box of matches was to small and crushed your body.

I wish I could have had a chance to eat the last dodo bird deep fried with a special blend of seven herbs and spices.

I'm sorry what_ I don't follow

[Swankyhank]

You were squished in this


If you were confused about my wish, google dodo bird and then Kentucky fried chicken

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[[HWK]Deuy]

Swankyhank, on October 28 2012 - 08:49 AM, said:

I wish I could have had a chance to eat the last dodo bird deep fried with a special blend of seven herbs and spices.

Granted, you eat the very last Dodo bird in existence, deep fried with a special blend of herbs and spices, however it gives you a rare case of salmonella poisoning and the only cure is a blood transfusion from a Dodo bird.

I wish Sasquatch held a press conference to announce his existence to the world.