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[Jelooboi]

So you've probably seen me on south asia or us east
long time player, but just a lurker on the forums
My favorite mech of choice is the eoc raider which is pretty hard to use in my opinion, my weakness is airborne mechs.

so I have a question...

Why is there a HUGE amount of people who smoke pot and play hawken_ (myself included)
well this game is fugging INTENSE when you're stoned I get that

I have yet to play hawken on caffeine with pot LET'S DO IT YEAHH

Apparently I'm part of this clan called "Infinit Tybe" made by LIMAH_1 (Goraphobia is familiar with this) Which I might add our clan leader is completely incompetent with the shift key and is a just walking TV that shoots sometimes, but nonetheless he's a good guy I just wished he'd invest in actual pc controls.

One day I asked him why he was so bad at matches "no offense Limah, but I noticed that you don't use the shift key to dodge while I was teching you."

He replied how hard it was using the dodge key so he'd never actually dodge and just shoot.

Jelooboi: it's not hard at all man, how is your setup like_

LIMAH_1: The keyboard is to the right of me and the mouse is to the left

Jelooboi: What!__! You're left handed then_

LIMAH_1: no im right handed

WHAT THE fuzzy bunny___

This dude has been playing with his controls inverted all this time, I tried playing hawken the same way he did and I couldn't even walk straight. It's amazing he's played like that for this long. I told that fuzzy bunny to buy some real controls and orient it correctly.

Anyways, here's the list of clan members:

[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]CompetitorX     First in Command/ 1st Manager[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]odMORBID   Third in Command/ 3rd Manager[/font]

[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Fangzie     MechWarrior/Protector     Jelooboi     MechWarrior/Protector   [/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]attack00    MechWarrior/Protector     BRiDGEb    MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Alva00   MechWarrior/Protector     NoMercy420 MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Zorobabel     MechWarrior/Protector     Avalionx66     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]protik09    MechWarrior/Protector     NightMare66 MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]TlalocSmasher   MechWarrior/Protector     thalenko     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]c2thah   MechWarrior/Protector     collegeoccult MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]kike_dos    MechWarrior/Protector     Aristarchus     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]jaymarfal   MechWarrior/Protector Kraeg     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]dak1ng MechWarrior/Protector     themeahatter     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]JackVandal    MechWarrior/Protector Roentijen   MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Bootlegbaby     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Makelhatin    MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Hydrobendy MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Halb1rd     MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Badgerlord    MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Excalibre2668    MechWarrior/Protector[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Ryanny   MechWarrior/Protector[/font]

[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]themadbat     Recruiting Officer/In Allower[/font]
[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Megarage9000 Recruiting Officer/In Allower [/font]

[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]Hurt   Committing Officer[/font]

[font=HelveticaNeue, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Lucida Grande', sans-serif]LIMAH_1    Coordinator [/font]

Well, I'll story-tell another day then. See you all on the battlefield.

[stinkycheeseman]

hippie speedball FTW!

[EliteShooter]

Well, I'm EliteShooter, lol

[TwentyFirstPilot]

Hey man, I remember playing with you a few nights ago! You're pretty scary in your Raider!

[Bazookagofer]

I am bazookagofer. If I didn't tell you this you would never be able to read this at the top of my post. JK sorry . I have a bad day. anyway. you know what is even funnier than playing high_ Playing unhigh but people think your high.

[SparkyJJC]

Bazookagofer, on June 06 2014 - 12:35 PM, said:

I am bazookagofer. If I didn't tell you this you would never be able to read this at the top of my post. JK sorry . I have a bad day. anyway. you know what is even funnier than playing high_ Playing unhigh but people think your high.

[Jelooboi]

haha you guys crack me up, I'm gonna pick up today as well LOL

What's a warning post_ I just noticed that

I'm going to shamefully admit this one time back in highschool I skipped the whole day and stayed at home to get stoned and play fallout new vegas.

I haven't gotten that worse since then until I discovered Hawken and totally rebounded.

[EM1O]

EeEmWunnOh. me. Yo. yo.
a warning point is what i have 1 of, for spamming my Profile page. don't ask me...i have no idea. but apparently my putting up jpegs of my mechs, and one of chocolate ice cream, and blathering on for a couple hundred words is a bad thing. It must load up the server or something.
Note: never post anything while on kickass neuralgia/neural-suppressor drugs, after you drank (a lot of) wine. very bad for the judgement, etc.
but it does make drunk-mech-driving entertaining. click the burning sig bar imgur link below. meh.
And besides: if i pop positive, i have a prescription so i still keep my DoD clearance, my guns, knives, and weapons permit!  Scary, no_
Anyhooo, it upset ZamboniChaos, so now i have 1 warning point.
btw: if your friend has finger issues, tell him to use the mouse right hand, and a xbox360 joypad in the left (donwload xpadder.exe for keybinding--adjust the hawken Settings), and he could become frighteningly good overnite!

Welcome aboard the train!
O.

Edited by EM1O, June 06 2014 - 08:54 PM.

[Jelooboi]

ahh I see, sounds like the minecraft server I play in. Terrible chat system.
anyways, lately I've been getting extremely long syncing account times. Is anyone else experiencing this_  
I'm not one of those game ragers at all, in fact when I smoke I have a great time even if I lose.
Funny because I'm an advocate of peace and I play a brutal mech fps

After all, it's just a game...and my lifestyle.

[Gh0stMantis]

I played high and drunk for the first time last night. IT DIDNT WORK. But hell, did i have alot of fun. Giggled my ass off. Managed to nade/heat cannon myself on my inf multiple times. Epic stuff.

Anyway, welcome dude. Hope to see you on the battlefield.

GM

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

Wat.  Welcome to the battlefield.  You should know it's bad to pilot and drink/do drugs at the same time.

[LONEDEADWOLF]

Listen aint no shame in this game its Hawken Best Game Ever of Heavy Metal Brutality....That said I drink wine at my buss desk then try to play Hawken with friends and see who dies the funniest and fastest....lol  If your a minor please dont do this but if your an adult get your drink on and pilot  Hawken....
WELCOME to HAWKEN!!! best folks on the net...yeahhhh!!!

Did i mention i am drinking now....lol

Anyone see the mech Police.....lol

Edited by LONEDEADWOLF, June 07 2014 - 09:09 AM.

[LXM182]

Jelooboi, on June 06 2014 - 11:53 PM, said:

ahh I see, sounds like the minecraft server I play in. Terrible chat system.
anyways, lately I've been getting extremely long syncing account times. Is anyone else experiencing this_  
I'm not one of those game ragers at all, in fact when I smoke I have a great time even if I lose.
Funny because I'm an advocate of peace and I play a brutal mech fps

After all, it's just a game...and my lifestyle.

Hi, welcome fellow new pilot... and yes, I have also been having long synching problems lately...
Also, I'm glad to see more and more people like you join, coz I'm also a very chilled casual player, but got sworn at today for saying have fun good luck, some people need to drink more whilst playing and realise that it is just a game for fun...

Oh yes, and forgot to add, I am also drinking and piloting right now... it's the best way to play

Edited by LXM182, June 10 2014 - 01:01 PM.

[Jelooboi]

LXM182, on June 10 2014 - 01:01 PM, said:

Jelooboi, on June 06 2014 - 11:53 PM, said:

ahh I see, sounds like the minecraft server I play in. Terrible chat system.
anyways, lately I've been getting extremely long syncing account times. Is anyone else experiencing this_  
I'm not one of those game ragers at all, in fact when I smoke I have a great time even if I lose.
Funny because I'm an advocate of peace and I play a brutal mech fps

After all, it's just a game...and my lifestyle.

Hi, welcome fellow new pilot... and yes, I have also been having long synching problems lately...
Also, I'm glad to see more and more people like you join, coz I'm also a very chilled casual player, but got sworn at today for saying have fun good luck, some people need to drink more whilst playing and realise that it is just a game for fun...

Oh yes, and forgot to add, I am also drinking and piloting right now... it's the best way to play

hahahaha! right on, DRUNK MECHING

[Meraple]

Hay I'm Moreapples.

Some stuffz about me:
I've derailed tons of threads with Apples.
I've made people rage in the forums.
No warning points!