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[DallasCreeper]

You create a paradox that destroys the universe. 

 

I wish i had a pet rock. 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your pet rock hates you.

 

I wish I was eating spaghetti right now.

[LaurenEmily]

You will never enjoy spaghetti again.
I wish the wish below me comes true.

[DemitronPrime]

You get a weird stalker guy that wished you loved him

 

I wish this post wasnt so incriminating

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I wish the wish above me comes true, causing a feedback loop that destroys the red spot on Jupiter.

[LaurenEmily]

Ninjaed

Edited by LaurenEmily, 12 July 2016 - 06:38 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

 My wish and your wish both wished for his wish to come true, I wish we had not done that.

[LaurenEmily]

You forgot to make a wish

Edited by LaurenEmily, 12 July 2016 - 06:41 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I wished I had not done that, you fool.

[DemitronPrime]

you get a failed attempt...

 

I wish i would wint he last post contest

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

All of your posts in that thread get eaten by the Universe Kitten.

 

I wish for juice.

[DemitronPrime]

you get whats left after the kittens done

 

I wish I could meet the universe kitten

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You go insane, for the Universe Kitten is beyond the understanding of pitiful mortals.

 

I wish I was more or less insane.

[LaurenEmily]

You become more insane.
I wish i could speak with the voices.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The voices can hear you, they just don't care.

 

I wish monkeys were real.

[DemitronPrime]

You get crazy wizard of oz monkies

 

I wish i could have some too

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get some, but it's nowt what you wanted.

 

I wish I was not unintentional.

[LaurenEmily]

Your intentions scare you and everyone else
I wish i had the powers of Jesus

[Aregon]

It turns out that you become Space Jesus, becoming basically a god in your own right. However one of your sons have some daddy issues and sends the entire galaxy into a civil war, ending with you having to be glued to a giant golden throne where you will be sitting for the next ten thousand years.

 

I wish I had I was Nept but not a skrub.

Edited by Aregon, 13 July 2016 - 02:51 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Due to a clerical error in the wish matrix courier program, you become Skrublord Noopt.

 

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Grollourdo]

You dont

I wish you were less determined

[DallasCreeper]

Teljaxx loses his determination to do anything, becomes an immovable couch potato, and dies of a multitude of lethargy-related diseases. 

 

I wish I could be good at Fractured Space.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You become so good at it that you break real space too.

 

I wish..................... I wasn't..... so.................... lethargic..........................................................................................sigh..........

[DallasCreeper]

You suddenly become extremely energetic, however you are so energetic that you violently explode.

 

I wish that pigs could fly.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get attacked by a swarm of flying micro piglets and get nibbled to death.

 

I insert this wish into the vending machine from that other game.

[6ixxer]

The vending machine eats your wish, but gives nothing because it is not a valid wish.

I wish for more wishes.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get one million and three wishes, but after tax you can only use one.

 

I wish for two pennies.

[Flight1ess]

you get two pennies with your mother and father looking disappointed imprinted onto them.

 

 

I wish I could move freely into other dimensions.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You quickly discover that every single thing in every other dimension hates you.

 

I wish my spoon wasn't so big.

[6ixxer]

You get a smaller spoon ...and a smaller mouth

I wish i could redo my favorite events over as if for the first time.