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[Grollourdo]

Your card is try, but it don't, because you won't.

I wish you knew that obviously the egg came first, because all chickens start as eggs. And the first chicken hatched from an egg laid by something that was not quite a chicken.

I now know but I am still confused

I wish my damn fuzzy bunnying auto correct posted my earlier wish correctly and therefore wishing that I was better at cardistry once again

PS: omg fake! Its true I now know the truth!!!!! XD

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Due to the wish being created before your current wish, the wish genie has a heart attack and you're forced to take him out to a cheeky nandos instead.

I wish my exams go well. Srys busnss

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You pass everything with flying colors. But you also get a nasty paper cut right between your index and middle finger. It itches and stings. A lot.

 

I wish Brad wasn't so Brad.

[Grollourdo]

Brad becomes pits

I wish I my exams could go well too...

[americanbrit14]

You pass... but just barely, thus allowing you to get with the cool kids.

 

I wish i had more masks.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You become a serial killer who specializes in removing your victim's faces and crafting them into lovely masks. You are really good at it and amass a large collection before the cops finally catch you.

 

I wish my underwear was not so rude to my nonexistent cat.

[americanbrit14]

You spontaneously gain one and a half cats and all the underwear you own catches on fire.

 

I wish that i could wish on a wish in order to get a wish from a wish.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a giant wish, which starts spitting out lots of smaller wishes. All the tiny wishes start rampaging around granting everyone that they hear say "I wish" whatever they wish for. Mass chaos ensues.

 

I wish I had a red bicycle with absolutely nothing wrong with it.

[Grollourdo]

There is nothing wrong with it but it gets corrupt in a perfectly un-wrong way

I wish life was anime (yes tentacles you gonna be alive soon!!! XD)

[americanbrit14]

There is nothing wrong with it but it gets corrupt in a perfectly un-wrong way

I wish life was anime (yes tentacles you gonna be alive soon!!! XD)

To quote half the internet "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"

 

I wish that I had the spacial manipulation abilities of a taco.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You can now increase the mass of anyone that eats you.

 

I wish time and space were not so intertwined.

[Grollourdo]

You get that, but it only applies to everyone except YOU

I wish time zones wernt so confusing

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Granted, everyone now lives in a tiny sliver of land so timezones are universal.

I wish.

[americanbrit14]

No you don't

 

I wish that all song lyrics made sence

[Hek_naw]

Now all the songs in the world make sense, but they're all about how large your momma is.

 

 

I wish everyone was born with proper knowledge of grammar.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Now, because everyone has perfect grammar, making even the tiniest grammatical mistake is punishable by death.

 

I wish Gadunka was not so lumpy.

[Grollourdo]

Gandunka becomes soooo not lumpy that he dissapears

I wish For clams

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get mussels and oysters. Maybe if you combine them in a freak teleporter accident it would make clams?

 

I make a wish, and then insert it into the vending machine from some other thread.

[Grollourdo]

You fail and insert the vending machine into the wish

I wish for hawken release XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The Hawken Virus is released upon the world. Soon everything is engulfed by the Giga-Structure, and the world is dead

 

I wish I had one more slice of pizza.

[Grollourdo]

You get one slice fatter

[hoghead]

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[Grollourdo]

YOU DIDNT WISH A WISH HOW CAN I CORUPT A WISH IF YOU DIDNT WISH A WISH???

lol

I wish I wished and there fore letting you corrupt my wish and wish but creating a complex paradox in which everything gets confusing...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get ten buckets of paradox ghost slime.

 

I wish dollars were doorknobs, but grass could still be green.

[Grollourdo]

Grass is still green but if you look more closely its pink

Dollars were doorknobs but people steal yo doorknobs.... Also you pay with doorknobs and so your angry customer throws one at you and you die...

I wish I could have tentacles

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your brain is now tentacles, and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

I wish I was the Grand Emperor of the Universe.

[Grollourdo]

You become that but since my brain is tentacles, I use tentacle power of my mind to make everything in the university tentacles and therefore, since ur the emperor of the universe (tentacles) you get caught by all them tentacles cuz tentacles can not be trained and are wild!

I wish for cool stuff XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a refrigerator full of chilled objects. HUR HUR HUR.

 

I wish I had more competition in the last post thread.

[Grollourdo]

I try to see what's going on in there but I never come back (gonna look at it now... Never touched that place)

I wish I had more competition everywhere in forum games XD

[Sp3ctrr]

Granted, but this competition is so great that your posts are never noticed ever again. 

 

Your XD's are never seen again.

 

 

I wish only a good thing would come from this wish.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get all your worldy possessions stolen from you. This is good for the person that stole them, because they have all your cool stuff now. And it is also good for you in a Buddist, no Earthly attachments sort of way. If you have nothing, what is there to lose?

 

I wish I had an extra pair of arms to be super clumsy with.

[Grollourdo]

you get tentacles

i wish for tentacles

[Sp3ctrr]

You get tentacles, but you can't control them. This results in many sticky situations. ahuehuehue

 

 

I wish for a sub-atomic loaf of bread.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You receive a single rye quark. But then it combines with a baguette boson and ham muon and becomes an electron sandwich.

 

I wish it was illegal to wish for what I just wished for.

[Sp3ctrr]

It is illegal, you do hard time for 50 years. You never touch a bar of soap again.

 

 

I wish I had five bees that will obey my every command. 

 

 

I'm wearing several bee keeping outfits. 

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Your bee-keeping outfit is actually made of the souls of the bee's parents. They fuzzy bunny you up.

 

I wish I could run HAWKEN at >20 FPS

[Hek_naw]

Now your Hawken runs at 1000FPS, and as such it's so hyperrealistic that you can't stare at the screen for five seconds without throwing up.

 

 

I wish I could connect to any server in the world with a ping under 20ms.

[Grollourdo]

All the servers dissapear

I wish I got my pro hawken skills back

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[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

As a true Hawken professional, you are now only good at Hawken if someone pays you to play it. Too bad finding a sponsor is really tough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't type this wish so far below that other line.

[SandSpider2]

In a strange time loop involving a lawnmower, some cheese and a small piece of fluff you found under your left armpit, you don’t write your last wish that far below the other line.

It just appears that you did.

I wish for a cheesecake as big as the world!