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[Grollourdo]

you get my lil pony games.....

 

 

I wish for more steam friends

[Loglino]

You are friended by a guy named _mlghacker_ and he hacks you and completely destroys all of your files and severely overheats your CPU.

I wish for better MMR

[hoghead]

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Edited by By by, 19 December 2015 - 07:33 PM.

[Loglino]

No. I wish I had higher MMR.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

No. I wish I didn't have exams

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 30 April 2015 - 11:05 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

No more exams! But you get The Dumb as a result.

 

I wish I wasn't sick...

[Loglino]

You die. Not sick if you aren't alive.

 

I wish it were summer.

[Grollourdo]

Its summer... But you now live in new Zealand so its snowing....

I wish for a cool wish

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Someone dumps a bucket of ice down your pants, making you extra cool.

 

I wish we used dinosaurs as currency.

[Grollourdo]

You get payed in dinosaur but it doesn't kill u ... It stomps you

[Loglino]

You receive one full disadulation for not making a wish.

 

I wish for a Hawken mouse.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a hawk and a mouse. The hawk eats the mouse.

 

I wish gorillas wore ties.

[Grollourdo]

The tie strangles them leaving you with nothing....

I wish I could play in other places apart from Tokyo and Singapore with good ping...

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Granted, but your ping becomes negative causing your computer to explode.

 

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 06 May 2015 - 08:00 AM.

[Loglino]

You died.

I wish I had some cheese.

[Grollourdo]

You get extra cheesy.... Too bad not a lot of people likes margaritas... Or quatrofromigis....

I wish for satisfaction.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

YOU GET NOTHING! Perhaps if you had DEMANDED satisfaction...

 

I wish Kevin Sorbo was still cool.

[SparkyJJC]

Granted: He gets so cool that he freezes into an ice cube and dies of hypothermia.

 

I wish that this wish was corrupted.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your room becomes the Corruption from Terrarria. The Eater of Worlds eats your computer.

 

I wish for ninjas.

[Aregon]

F*cking Christ Teljaxx...

 

You ninjaed me. 

Granted: He gets so cool that he freezes into an ice cube and dies of hypothermia.

 

I wish that this wish was corrupted.

It turns out it is corrupted, but get`s blamm`d for HERESY

 

I wish I was a potato.

Edited by Sir Aregon, 07 May 2015 - 05:00 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

NINJAS! MUAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!

 

You become a potato, but get eaten by a NINJA!

 

I wish for pirates.

[americanbrit14]

Your pirates get sunken at sea by a giant kracken.

 

 

I wish i had a bow & arrow, 24 liters of liquid nitrogen, a small glass canister that can fit on an arrow, and a few thousand cops to shoot.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Granted. However you also become a cop and shoot yourself

 

I wish I had a peach, a can of compressed hair spray and a deluxe roll of duct tape

 

(I'm currently involved in a prank war)

[Grollourdo]

You become a peach with no hair spray....

You can be the best peach in the world there will always have someone who doesn't like peaches...

I wish [ XD ] was more popular

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The XDLAVALAMP becomes the king of the universe! If you don't know who the XDLAVALAMP is, then GOOD.

 

I wish I wish I wish wish whoosh.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

The wish genie gets confused and you get cursed instead. You are now stuck in uptown for the rest of your life.

I wish I could think of names for all of my mechs

[Miscellaneous]

Granted, but they are all now called "MISC IS AWESOME", and they are unchangable.

 

I wish for a Turnip Plush as an option in the cockpit.

[Sp3ctrr]

You get a turnip plush, but it blocks your entire view.

 

I wish for a non corruptible wish where nothing negative would happen after it. 

[PsychedelicGrass]

Granted, but we're still friends.

 

 

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

[Miscellaneous]

Granted, but It's poisonous.

 

I wish my new plush wouldn't block all my view ;_;

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Granted, your plush is now a banana instead of a turnip.

I wish we had fuzzy dice as a cockpit option

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 09 May 2015 - 04:28 AM.

[MomOw]

The dice animation is so crappy that each time you hit a wall it shakes and lowers your framerate down to hell!

 

I wish I was special (but I'm a creep ?)

[Miscellaneous]

Granted, but you now feel intense pain every time you speak.

 

I wish my plush stayed small and was turned back to a Turnip :3

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a moldy turnip. Its still plush and fuzzy, but makes your cockpit smell like a compost pile.

 

I wish gold was less valuable than copper.

[Grollourdo]

Copper does extinct...

I wish I would have a big sausage XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your sausage grows so huge it explodes in a disgusting wave of meaty bits.

 

I wish all these gremlins would GTFO my computer.

[Grollourdo]

They get off but in to the real world and bite your favorite ear off

I wish my phone had infinite battery so I could stay on it for solo long XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get lost in the apps on your phone, causing you to lose all contact with the real world and lose all your friends.

 

I wish I knew why chickens are so delicious.

[Grollourdo]

You only get the strange answer to the question : what came first, the chicken or the egg?

I wish I could be better at card is try XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your card is try, but it don't, because you won't.

 

I wish you knew that obviously the egg came first, because all chickens start as eggs. And the first chicken hatched from an egg laid by something that was not quite a chicken.