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[Bergwein]

The world itself turns into a cheesecake for you. Even air and water. Just cheesecake everywhere. Life on earth deceases.

 

I wish for an almighty buff for the Infiltrator. :)

[LaurenEmily]

Infiltrator gets buffed so much that it becomes ridiculously overpowered resulting in a very negative reputation which causes you to never be able to play it again under your own name.

 

I wish Hawken servers weren't complete fuzzy bunny right now.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The Hawken servers are no longer completely fuzzy bunny, they are now completely fuzzy wolf spiders.

 

I wish that something completely unrelated to this wish would happen.

[LaurenEmily]

Nothing ever happens here

[Aregon]

It turns out you are wrong and the whole thread literally explodes.

 

I wish motorboating was illegal in 13 states.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Both the VROOM-VROOM kind and the BRBRBRBRBRL-BRBRBRBRBRBRBRL kind of motorboating are now punishable by death in 13 states.

 

I wish a cyborg potato brain monster had not stolen all my toilet paper.

[Aregon]

Both the VROOM-VROOM kind and the BRBRBRBRBRL-BRBRBRBRBRBRBRL kind of motorboating are now punishable by death in 13 states.

I never knew how much I wanted you to say that.

 

It turns out it wasn`t a cyborg potato brain monster that stole your toilet paper, but Barack Obama did. Thanks Obama.

[thedark20]

I never knew how much I wanted you to say that.

 

It turns out it wasn`t a cyborg potato brain monster that stole your toilet paper, but Barack Obama did. Thanks Obama.

And you ruined it again.











I wish i had ball (?)

[hoghead]

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[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your hippty hop gets cancer because for some reason you stick it in the microwave.

 

I wish feet.

[thedark20]

But feet wishes you, making you implode and sucking yourself into a blackhole.


I wish i had the most confortable bed in the universe. -w- ZzzzZZzz

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You bed becomes so comfortable you fall asleep in it and can never wake up again.

 

I wish I could find a Scindo Prime blueprint, because I am too stupid to figure out how to attach the blade to the handle without it.

[Flight1ess]

You bed becomes so comfortable you fall asleep in it and can never wake up again.
 
I wish I could find a Scindo Prime blueprint, because I am too stupid to figure out how to attach the blade to the handle without it.

You find a mk1-bratron blueprint that takes away all your plat

I wish I understood Mechanics FFS

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

How is it that I wished for a Scindo Prime blueprint FIVE MONTHS AGO and still have yet to find one? RNGesus be praised!

 

Anyway, you become a mechanic, but all you know how to fix is creepy old merry-go-rounds.

 

I wish that Flight1ess could fly.

[Shade__]

but he never will
he fell of a 3 story building trying to fly landing on you breaking your spine

I wish that i was good

 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You are now really good... at telling the difference between to similar species of mollusk.

 

I wish I had the bear necessities.

[Flight1ess]

but he never will
he fell of a 3 story building trying to fly landing on you breaking your spine

I wish that i was good

 

assuming flightless is a he

[DallasCreeper]

You are now really good... at telling the difference between to similar species of mollusk.

 

I wish I had the bear necessities.

You get a family of hungry bears. 

 

I wish for a large sum of money. 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get all the money you could ever want, but are BANNED from spending it in this universe.

 

I wish I had infinite LEGO parts to build whatever I wanted with.

[DallasCreeper]

You step on all of them... barefoot.

 

I wish I could take a nap without being interrupted. 

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

During a very restful nap, a genie comes and wakes you up to give you the power to ignore him and go back to sleep.

 

I wish "The Pinkness" was real.

 

Also, I keep my floor covered in LEGO bricks to train my feet like Shaolin monks train their hands with hot coals.

[Flight1ess]

During a very restful nap, a genie comes and wakes you up to give you the power to ignore him and go back to sleep.

 

I wish "The Pinkness" was real.

 

Also, I keep my floor covered in LEGO bricks to train my feet like Shaolin monks train their hands with hot coals.

you morph into the pink panther

 

I wish my brother was better at league of legends (aka escaping bronze tier)

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your brother becomes so good that he disowns your entire family for being uber noobs and doesn't share any of his new fame or wealth with you.

 

I wish mice were men.

[DallasCreeper]

Mice become men and me become mice. 

 

I wish potatoes were sentient. 

[Aregon]

Potatoes begin to live. They learn about nuclear warfare.

 

I wish for butts

[DallasCreeper]

Butts land on your face and suffocate you. 

 

I wish my dog could talk

[CoshCaust]

Your dog repeatedly insults your greatest insecurities.

 

I wish I could find floral-print men's clothing.

[Aregon]

It eats you.

I wish I could sleeeep

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You succumb to the curse of the Hawaiian shirts, and now you can wear nothing else. You do grow a sweet mustache, though.

 

 

I wish I had Batman's utility belt.

 

EDIT: Then maybe I could have ninja'd Aregon...

Edited by Teljaxx the Inscrutable, 29 February 2016 - 03:12 PM.

[DallasCreeper]

The belt is too tight and crushes your pelvis. 

 

I wish for a full scholarship to MIT. 

[CoshCaust]

MIT burns to the ground.

I wish I had a dog.

[DallasCreeper]

You get a rabid wolf. 

 

I wish my pet fish wasn't dead.  

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You are now the proud owner of a zombie ghost fish that will never ever stop haunting you and trying to eat your brains.

 

I wish I had more of these awesome chocolate cupcakes.

[DallasCreeper]

You eat so many chocolate cupcakes you get diabetes. 

 

I wish I could think of better uses for my wishes

[IRON_LORD]

You think about the best wish in the entire universe, but it's so perfect that it makes you ascend as a transcendent being and you can't interact with this forum anymore.

 

I wish I didn't have to eat and sleep every single day of my life.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You wish that you had a penny for every wish you make, and now you have a couple dollars.

 

I wish I was a garage.

[switchtender]

To bad you may have to settle for a carport.     Wish I had more posts.                                                   

[DallasCreeper]

You start posting in general discussions, but realize it's still off-topic. 

 

I wish i had some food. 

[CoshCaust]

Dog food.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a trillion dollars, thus crashing the economy with all that extra money. And now your trillion dollars is worthless.

 

I wish this sentence was false.