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[Rainbow_Sheep]

Simple concept: I make a wish, you have to corrupt it and post your own wish. (Not my original idea)

 

Example: I wish for bagels. Corruption: Your bagels turn into badgers.

 

I'll start:

 

I wish for a new laptop

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 30 April 2015 - 11:05 AM.

[Aregon]

The laptop transforms into the Terminator and murders you.

I wish potatoes tasted bad.

[Dr_Freeze001]

All the potatoes in the world turn into delicious fries.

 

...and you choke to death eating them.

 

 

I wish I had a smexy nurse assistant.

[LaurenEmily]

All the potatoes in the world turn into delicious fries.

 

...and you choke to death eating them.

 

 

I wish I had a smexy nurse assistant.

You get the smexiest male nurse assistant in the world.

I wish i had an expensive car.

[Miscellaneous]

You have an expensive car, but it explodes when driven.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Aregon]

The world is in a dictatorship led by Joseph Stalin.

I wish I was Joseph Stalin.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

While looking through your photo album of people you killed, you paper cut yourself and bleed to death

 

I wish I had infinite bacon

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 25 March 2015 - 10:05 AM.

[LadyTiggs]

While looking through your photo album of people you killed, you paper cut yourself and bleed to death

 

I wish I had infinite bacon

 

You've got more bacon then you know what to do with. To bad you also gained a bacon allergy and can't eat it. 

 

I wish for a small ranch to raise my horses and dogs. 

[Aregon]

You've got more bacon then you know what to do with. To bad you also gained a bacon allergy and can't eat it.

I wish for a small ranch to raise my horses and dogs.

Your horses and dogs seems to be allergic to ranches and randomly explodes.

I wish my white tophat was black.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Unfortunately your top hat is so black it absorbs too much heat and spontaneously combusts

 

I wish for 1 ping forever

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 25 March 2015 - 10:14 AM.

[Miscellaneous]

You get one ping, but you can't leave the garage.

 

I wish for everyone who was a good member of the HAWKEN community to come back!

[Aregon]

You get one ping, but you can't leave the garage.

I wish for everyone who was a good member of the HAWKEN community to come back!

No one except an orange-haired pony returns.

I wish all the meanies left.

[Miscellaneous]

They all leave, but everyone left turns into meanies.

 

I wish for my Fredator to get a custom ability icon :3

[Aregon]

The icon is a  neon sign.

 

I wish nothing.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Your nothingness self replicates, turning into a black-hole like rip in space time, killing everyone.

 

I wish I knew what to wish

[SparkyJJC]

You know what to wish, but then you forget again.

I wish everybody would stop being sheeple and learn that Raiders are superior

[Miscellaneous]

Everyone stops being sheeple, and learns that Raiders are superior, but then Raiders mysteriously dissapear from the game.

 

I'm so sorry bae <3

 

I wish Sparky could be happy.

[LoliconBukakke]

Sparky COULD be happy, but isnt.

 

I want bloodborne for pc

[Elite_is_salty]

To bad 

 "TOO"

 

DAYUM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:p

 

 

 

 

Edit: and my wish would be that none of your wishes happen.

Edited by EliteShooter, 25 March 2015 - 11:29 AM.

[LaurenEmily]

None of our wishes happen, but then yours doesn't either creating a complex time paradox.

Not sure how to proceed from here.

[Aregon]

You come up with the most epic wish in history.

I want more steam friends to talk with :c

[CrimsonKaim]

"Annoying Orange wants to be your friend!"

 

 

I wish I could manipulate the time

[SparkyJJC]

You are able to manipulate time, but once you have modified it, you cannot revert it/change it any further

I wish I could have an army of pugs.

[VollX]

The pugs eventually gain sentience and kill you and then start the pug revolution

 

 

 

 

I wish i could have better internet

Edited by VollX, 25 March 2015 - 01:28 PM.

[CrimsonKaim]

Upgrade! Now with bamboo instead of wood!

I wish i could pilot 2 mechs at the same time

[LaurenEmily]

You can pilot 2 mechs at the same time but they are forced to be in opposing teams always.
I wish i could decently pilot 1 mech at a time.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You can now pilot your mech while wearing clothes

 

I wish that MECHICORN was real.

 

PRAISE

[Aregon]

The mechicorn gets the mission to annihilate from history.

I wish Lauren would stop banning me.

[ticklemyiguana]

Lauren stops banning you because she is dead.

I wish no one could corrupt this wish.

Boom.

[Aregon]

Your wish turns out to have been corrupted from the beginning due to sins earlier in your life and makes you at random explode due to allergic reactions for life.

I now wish Lauren was not ded.

[Browno]

Lauren is not dead but she begim to stalk you for a while and kills you after you two met.

I wish i were not glutenintolerant

[Aregon]

You lose your intolerance but due to it you will once in a lifetime meet Barack Obama and declare world peace. And then explode.

I wish Warhammer 40.000 was real.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You get killed by orcs that had MOAR DAKKA than you

 

I wish for a prismatic tie

[SparkyJJC]

The tie strangles you.

 

I wish I could have more remote rockets

[EM1O]

Granted: you recieve every one of them up your wazzooo....

 

I wish i could break 1600mmr

 

XD

[LaurenEmily]

Your mmr becomes 4000 for the first time ever in history and no one wants to play with you because you kill them in 2 seconds.

I wish there were more hawken players from europe.

[Aregon]

The new players are all complete imbeciles who think their completely faulted and wrong opinions and will halways bugger you by telling them that they do not care about your opinion. And explode at random.

 

I wish Dawn Of War could support endless armies.

[FRX23]

Dawn Of War support endless armies but now it s called Starcraft III

 

I wish this is the first day i play Hawken.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You get pubstomped repetitively.

 

I wish for a bass cannon that fires dubstep lazers

[Lioot]

Your bass cannon is due to arrive by mail in 90 years.

 

I wish Hawken had more aussies