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[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The entire continent of Australia disappears from the Earth and appears on Illal. All the many species of deadly animals and armies of drop bears wage a brutal war with the Hawken Virus, but ultimately lose in the end. Australia is now just another Giga-Structure covered wasteland.

 

I wish Dolphins were not the true bananas of the sea.

[SandSpider2]

Granted. after peeling several dozen Dolphins, you realise that they really aren't the true bananas of the sea and move on to sharks. Unfortunately, you don't have much luck peeling them.

I wish Turnips were the most intelligent life on Mars.

[Aregon]

It turns out that the turnips had as a goal to blow up Mars. But they explode before it happens.

I wish Joshua (My golden skull) would stop stealing my stuff.

[Interrobang87]

Joshua stops stealing your stuff because you have no stuff left.


I wish less experienced players would stop accusing vets of hacking

[Amidatelion]

Vets start accusing vets of hacking.

I wish for a lollipop.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get this song, which shall be stuck in your head for the next ten years.

 

I wish Gox would be my friend.

[Grollourdo]

Gox becomes your friend but he's a pedophile XD

I wish for hawken forums to PUT MORE THAT 100 K for the profile photo so then creepy guys stop hitting on me thinking I'm a girl! XD lol

[Interrobang87]

Hawken makes the resolution higher but now old creepy women hit on you

I wish to die poor, alone and in the gutter

[Guns_N_Rozer]

i wish Hawken will have DX 13 ......

[Grollourdo]

Hawken makes the resolution higher but now old creepy women hit on you

I wish to die poor, alone and in the gutter

You die alone but noz you are surrounded by people in heaven XD

 

 

i wish Hawken will have DX 13 ......

it happened but DX 14 came out  XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You fail to make a wish for yourself, thus ending the universe.

 

I wish my left leg was slightly more awesome.

[Grollourdo]

You fall on the right side

I wish to have one more wish !

[(P:B)Augmentia]

The genie fries your computer for your impudence, and walks off indignant that you would ask for such a thing.

 

I wish we knew whether Paul was ever dead.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

This knowledge was never meant for mortal minds. The entire world goes insane from your revelation.

 

I wish my shirt was on backwards.

[Aregon]

Your shirt got a self explosion button you end up touching, but breaks and explodes.

I wish I had someone to talk with.

[LaurenEmily]

Your shirt will look and feel exactly the same when it's on you backwards, and you can't even notice the difference.
I wish i had a superpower.
Edit: oh screw you you were quicker. This is awkward, how do we proceed ?

Edited by LaurenEmily, 31 March 2015 - 04:26 PM.

[Aregon]

It explodes.

I still wish I had someone to chat with. :c

[LaurenEmily]

You have someone to talk with and you kinda already are, but you don't notice it.

Also something explodes.
I'll make a wish when i can think of something.

[Grollourdo]

When you think of your wish it was already too late XD

I wish for my crush on Emily to stop XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You stop crushing Emily, but only after she is completely flat.

 

I wish my mustache had four wheels.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

The magical wish granting genie mishears you and hears "I wish my mustache was for reals"

You end up with a mustache like this

Spoiler

 

 

I wish that I never have to see Comic Sans ever again

[Grollourdo]

You never see comic sans ever again XD <--- comic sans

 

 

 

I wish i Emily was no longer flat because i regretted my wish of stopping my crush on Emily XD

Edited by Grollourdo, 01 April 2015 - 04:00 AM.

[Aregon]

Emily returns to her original size, but it turns out that she was the alter-ego for Yasir Arafat. She the clones herself so both she and Arafat can exist at the same time, but a third clone appears to, escaping to Budapest to live a normal and calm life. She lives long enough to meet her grand-children's children, and live a happy life. But explodes on death.

I wish I had a 1:1 scale Imperial Guard-pattern Goodwyn .988 boltgun.

[Sp3ctrr]

Explodes.

 

I wish I could slam dunk my socks into the laundry basket.

 

DO YOUR WORST!

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 01 April 2015 - 11:48 AM.

[(P:B)Augmentia]

As soon as your socks make it into the laundry basket, the toxic mixture of chemicals causes your wastebasket to implode, creating a black hole that consumes Earth and all its inhabitants.

 

I wish food was shipped to children in africa so they wouldn't ever be hungry again.

 

heh.

[LaurenEmily]

Oh my god you are too cruel D: 

i can't do this.

*closes door*

[Aregon]

As soon as your socks make it into the laundry basket, the toxic mixture of chemicals causes your wastebasket to implode, creating a black hole that consumes Earth and all its inhabitants.

 

I wish food was shipped to children in africa so they wouldn't ever be hungry again.

 

heh.

 

 

Oh my god you are too cruel D: 

i can't do this.

*closes door*

The kids get the food, but on the way back home the ships explodes, but everyone survives. 

 

I wish cancer, HIV/AIDS never existed.

 

Boom.

[(P:B)Augmentia]

With cancer and HIV/AIDS being gone, there was a niche that needed to be filled. That niche was filled by deadly ravenous flying monkeys that consumed all the happiness and rainbows in the world. No one was happy ever again.

 

I wish that everyone had a perfectly happy and normal life and that every one had a cute kitten that never aged.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Everyone is now happy, and everyone gets a super adorable immortal kitten. But, one day someone finds out that if you tear these kittens in half, each half grows into a new kitten. People start getting greedy, and start tearing all their kittens in half to multiply how many they have. Eventually, there are so many immortal kittens on the planet that the ecosystem cannot support them anymore. All life on Earth, except the undying kittens, dies off, and the barren wastelands that are all that is left are now home to billions of adorable, starving kittens.

 

I wish the letter W was not so stupidly long to pronounce.

[Grollourdo]

The letter "double u" becomes "u" therefore causing confusion creating a nuclear war destroying the whole earth with only a few survivors.... Emily and a few others XD lol

I wish money never existed and therefore the rich and the poor would never exits

[Aregon]

The money ends up exploding.

 

I wish to be noticed by senpai. :c

[Grollourdo]

Senpai notices your disgrace XD

I wish tetancles could exist >:D

[LaurenEmily]

Tentacles exist and you end up having some very unpleasant encounters with them. 

(uggh..)

I wish i could travel around the world.

[Grollourdo]

Tentacles exist and you end up having some very unpleasant encounters with them. 
(uggh..)
I wish i could travel around the world.

XD LOL DAT dirty mind tho XD

You travel the world but with that smexy mind it ends up costing you XD lol jk

I wish my internet in Vietnam was better I would stop lagging while in game and therefore confusing the enmy cuz I keep shooting on the sides and all XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your internet connection becomes so fast that you actually start playing in the future. You become so good at the game by being able to predict everyone's moves before they happen that you get perma-banned from the game for cheating.

 

I wish the Leprechaun that lives in my closet was not always late with his rent.

[Grollourdo]

He becomes so early that you become late for your rent.

I wish Emily would notice me T.T

[Aregon]

Emily ends up killing you, throwing your body in the sea and escaping because there were no proof she did it. And your body explodes.

I wish someone else then Grollourdo would reply to me. ._.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I reply, and you implode.

 

I wish sacks were bags, and bags were sacks.

[SandSpider2]

Sacks become bags and bags become sacks. This causes so much confusion that everything explodes.

I wish dinosaurs were the new orange.

Edited by SandSpider2, 02 April 2015 - 03:38 AM.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Dinosaurs are so orange anyone who looks at them explodes

 

I wish everything would stop exploding