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[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The entire universe implodes.

 

I wish orange was even more orange than orange. And also that you could rhyme stuff with it.

[(P:B)Augmentia]

Door-hinge loses the dash, becoming doorhinge, which rhymes with orange, but oranges become oranger because they lose an isotope. An isotope that prevented them from being radioactive. Oranges are now used to make dirty bombs. The whole world goes into nuclear fallout.

 

I wish for world peace. And money.

Edited by Augmentia, 02 April 2015 - 07:21 AM.

[Grollourdo]

You get money but you will need it for world peace and end up not having egnof after becoming broke

I wish I was a girl ;)

[LaurenEmily]

You become a girl but you realize your life was so much easier as a guy that you are never able to be happy again.

I wish i had 3 more wishes.

[Grollourdo]

You end up getting your 3 wishes but you accidently waste them by wishing for more wishes and in the end you don't have anymore wishes because you wished all of them out but for more and here I see a paradox.... XD

I wish I was a guy again. XD

[Aregon]

You realise guys can't talk about their problems do to our society being filled with imbeciles, and cry to death. Your tears makes explosions.

I wish the next person comes up with something.

Edited by Aregon, 05 April 2015 - 03:08 AM.

[Sp3ctrr]

You get your wish, but after that you explode.

 

 

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^{GOTTA GO FAST}

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 03 April 2015 - 07:29 AM.

[Shoutaxeror]

You forget about all the people you already know and meet a strange guy addicted to explosion. Once you notice that it is your reflection in the mirror, you are filled with infinite sadness and push the "BAM" button.

 

I wish G2 raider can fight with EOC repeater.

 

Edit : too slow :s

Edited by Shoutaxeror, 03 April 2015 - 07:21 AM.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

The G2 doesn't understand how the EOC works and spams it, overheating itself and causing it to explode

 

I wish I understood why everything keep exploding

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 03 April 2015 - 07:22 AM.

[Grollourdo]

You learn why after exploding yourself XD

 

I wish i was older XD

[SandSpider2]

You suddenly become two thousand eight hundred and thirty six years old.............then you explode.

I wish pants could be worn backwards.

Edited by SandSpider2, 03 April 2015 - 01:09 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Pants can be worn backwards! HOORAY!!! But... one of the people that sees you wearing them backwards suddenly has horrible PTSD flashbacks of Kris Kross from the 1990s, and blows you up with an RPG.

 

I wish music was edible. And I don't mean what it comes on, like an edible CD, I mean I want to be able to eat the sounds themselves.

[Grollourdo]

You choke on the sounds 

 

I wish i was not shy XD

[SandSpider2]

You become a raging extrovert and start running around naked. Unfortunately, because of this you get arrested and put in jail. Where you spontaneously explode.

 

I wish everything on this page was written backwards.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Suddenly everything on this page turns backwards, making it more annoying to read. But, once you are done reading the page, you look around and realize that the page is not what is actually backwards, its the entire rest of the world! Forwards and backwards are relative, after all.

 

I wish I was cool enough to own a pet Tiger without it causing any trouble.

[LaurenEmily]

Your pet tiger eats you when you go to sleep, then it explodes.

I wish someone would explain in detail why everything explodes.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

This is the only explanation you get

 

I wish for more multicoloured sheep to keep me company

[Loglino]

Your multicoloured sheep are only different shades of white! Ha.

 

I wish no one could counter this wish...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a marble counter top. But then the matrix glitches, and you turn into a pig.

 

I wish pigs could fly.

[Meraple]

Pigs can fly by jumping off a cliff, untill they splat onto the ground below.

And then the ground explodes.

 

 

I wish Rainbow Sheep fixed that spoiled sig already.

 

Spoiler

Edited by Meraple, 05 April 2015 - 02:26 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Banned for being so spoiled.

 

I wish these jellybeans tasted better.

[Meraple]

Banned for eating spoiled jellybeans.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.

[SandSpider2]

You stop being bored and start doing so many things at the same time, your brain overloads and you explode.

 

I wish reindeer could really fly!

[Grollourdo]

They fly... The crash land on YOU

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Banned for not making a wish.

 

I wish Grollourdo had made a wish.

[Grollourdo]

I make a wish and that wish is this wish right here but you were supposed to corupt this wish thereforw , you crated a paradox which confused all pile lovers so they ate themselves to satisfy their new found taste for confusion XS

I wish for what I wished creating the paradox XD

[Rainbow_Sheep]

hasWish = True

def makeAWish():
  if hasWish == True:
    makeAWish()

 

I wish my functions would stop being recursive

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 07 April 2015 - 01:28 AM.

[Meraple]

Your functions recurve back into you and you explode into recursions.

 

 

I wish this topic'd be more active.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

BOOM! ACTIVITY! So many people start posting here that everything becomes a confusing mess, and no one knows who's wishes they are corrupting anymore.

 

I wish I was a robot.

[hoghead]

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Edited by By by, 19 December 2015 - 07:31 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Congratulations! You are now unemployed! Now every day is a vacation.

 

I wish I had some tasty cheese.

[Meraple]

All cheese is gross, wish denied.

 

I wish I had a mech.

[Flight1ess]

All cheese is gross, wish denied.

 

I wish I had a mech.

you get mechwarrior online

 

I wish I had a significant other...

[Meraple]

You have yourself.

 

I wish I could think of something.

[Aregon]

You ultimately thinks up something, but it ends up making you explode.

I wish the next wish does not include explosions.

[Flight1ess]

You ultimately thinks up something, but it ends up making you explode.

I wish the next wish does not include explosions.

my second head explodes and my body falls to the floor

 

I wish someone would help me up

[DreamedArtist]

^ I HAVE FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP

[(P:B)Augmentia]

^ I HAVE FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP

Do you have a wish? Was your wish that someone would interpret your unspoken wish in your mind? Welp. nope. Consider your wish corrupted.

 

I wish for a stash of twinkies I can eat as the world goes into nuclear fallout during WW III.

[Drrt4]

You get your stash of twinkies but they turn into wine over the storage period witch you have no good cheese to go with at this point.

 

 

I wish I was a tank.

[Flight1ess]

You get your stash of twinkies but they turn into wine over the storage period witch you have no good cheese to go with at this point.

 

 

I wish I was a tank.

you turn into a gecko...

 

i wish a wish could wish wishes