509 replies to this topic

[Meraple]

Your stuff ends up on his tip and gets burned on the sun.

 

I wish for less ninjas.

[Grollourdo]

You get stuffed in "stuff"

Edit:I hate you == mine was better XD

The few ninjas left become better and therefore are equivalent to the original number of ninjahs XD

PS: the ninjas are rulled by the black rock shooter god named

XxninjahkittyxX

Heheh
YOUR MY IDOL XxninjahkittyxX !!!!

Edited by Grollourdo, 09 April 2015 - 04:12 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a million pirates that steal all your stuff and keel haul your sister, instead. Also, Grollourdo gets ninja'd.

 

I wish for a bent paperclip, seven olives, two leather belts, six inches of red yarn, and a bell.

[Grollourdo]

You become a cat without those essebcial cat survival tools lol

[LaurenEmily]

You didn't make a wish so you just randomly explode.
I wish there was only one server-region in hawken called the world, where everybody would get 0 ping and we would all unite in one big family of death & mechs & hugs.

Edited by LaurenEmily, 09 April 2015 - 05:23 AM.

[Grollourdo]

You get that but you find me and since I expload we all expload and I get to happily die besides mah crush XD

I wish to have a car after my death to show it to my dead crush who won't be able to see it and I won't be able to show it because we will be dead

[Aregon]

Since I didn`t understand you just explode.

 

I wish for MOAR SHTEM FRENDZ

[Grollourdo]

You get you friends but your "friends" hack or scam stuff on our account and what are the remains you ask? Nofin'

I wish I could be in a girls body ... DON JUDGE MEH!

[LaurenEmily]

I thought you said you have a girlfriend ? maybe she can help you with that if you play your cards right ;)
I'm laughing too hard to make a wish, brb.

[Aregon]

You never return.

 

I wish I dared to talk.

[Grollourdo]

I thought you said you have a girlfriend ? maybe she can help you with that if you play your cards right ;)
I'm laughing too hard to make a wish, brb.

*blushes*

You did but nothing happens XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

EXPLOSIONS ALL AROUND for these people that keep forgetting to make a wish!

 

I wish I had robot arms.

[Grollourdo]

Explosions everywhere! These people who DONT forget to wish wishes every time

I wish I would never forget to wish!

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Explosions everywhere! These people who DONT forget to wish wishes every time

 

You explode again, because I don't see a wish here.

 

I wish for a pile of apples.

[Grollourdo]

You don't get your wish since u didn't see my real wish

I rewish that I would NEVER EVER forget to wish again

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You can never remember anything except posting wishes in this thread. You life falls apart.

 

I wish I had Mothra as a pet.

[Grollourdo]

You get mothra ... She bites...

I wish I remembered they creating a paradox because I don't remember that I wanted to remember but I do remember to wish to remember but I forgot what I remembered and the us not remember to remember because ei wished I would remember.

[Meraple]

You remember a donut.

 

I wish this was a wish.

[Drrt4]

Its now not a wish due to it being a wish it was a wish..... Yeah I cant even enplane that one.

 

 

I wish I was smarter.

[Flight1ess]

Its now not a wish due to it being a wish it was a wish..... Yeah I cant even enplane that one.

 

 

I wish I was smarter.

you become so smart your head explodes

 

I wish I had no voices in my head

[Meraple]

After having the voices surgically removed from your mind and body, you lived happily.

Untill the next day, however, you were overcome with loneliness and abruptly died of lung punctures.

 

I wish I wasn't bad at this game.

[Aregon]

 

I wish I was better at the game.

[Drrt4]

You get so good at this game that no one plays it anymore.

 

 

I wish I was superman.

[Aregon]

You are the single most boring superhero in history.

 

I wish I was better at the game, but not so good everyone stops.

[Meraple]

You get better at the game, but by then everyone finds HAWKEN boring and thus quit.

 

I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd every single second.

Edited by Meraple, 09 April 2015 - 11:25 AM.

[Aregon]

You become so aware of what will happen that you go completely mad. And explode.

 

I wish I was better at the game, but not so good everyone stops, and the community never find it boring and will never quit.

[Sp3ctrr]

You get marginally butter. MARGINALLY. The increase in skill is so negligible that you swear your wish didn't come true 

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I wish I could spend more time with all of you.

 

 

<3

[Aregon]

You die and so do we.

 

I wish I never wished.

[Meraple]

Your wish ceases to exist as you wish for your wish to not wish.

 

I wish everyone knew the joy of panties.

[Aregon]

We do Meraple, we do.

 

I wish this:

[Meraple]

How dirty of you, sir!

 

I wish I was higher than my current #17 spot in the MMR leaderboards in EU.

17 is not a nice number, 15 is.

[Aregon]

You typed wrong and you become number 15!...15.00000 that is.

 

I wish I had more tophats.

[Meraple]

Your tophats become so many in number they eat your fear and conquer the world.

 

I wish I wasn't this bored.

[Sp3ctrr]

You become so enthralled in this thread that you obsess over it for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish I had an automatic banana peeler.

 

 

inb4 ninja'd

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 09 April 2015 - 11:58 AM.

[Flight1ess]

You become so enthralled in this thread that you obsess over it for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish I had an automatic banana peeler.

 

 

inb4 ninja'd

you get a human peeler

 

 

I wish I had friends

[Sp3ctrr]

You have every one of us as friends, but eventually we all die.     lol

 

I wish they would stop screaming

[Drrt4]

They stop screaming, but now there laughing uncontrollably.

 

i wish I was loved. HAH

[Grollourdo]

You are loved ...




By a pedophile.....




I wish I knew how to know what was my mmr

[Drrt4]

You know how to get your MMR, but you find out its 0.

 

I wish I was Drrt

Edited by Drrt4, 09 April 2015 - 04:04 PM.

[Grollourdo]

You become dIrrrt

I wish for hentai <--- THERE I SAID IT ! HMPH!

Edited by Grollourdo, 09 April 2015 - 04:11 PM.