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[Drrt4]

You know where this is going (I had to, I'll stop posting one after another.)

 

I wish I was not just dirt.

[Grollourdo]

Lol

You become sand and ONLY sand

I wish I could have more time away from school

[Grollourdo]

You never return.
 
I wish I dared to talk.

Hey omg you were right she never came back!

[Aregon]

You wished nothing.

 

I wish someone would come to the realisation that making an Adeptus Astartes chapter highly based on the ancient Spartan armour would be f*cking glorious.

[Grollourdo]

You get nothing because I actually did wish just double posted.... I re wish for more time away from school

[Aregon]

You die so you get more time away from school.

 

I wish someone would come to the realisation that making an Adeptus Astartes chapter highly based on the ancient Spartan armour would be f*cking glorious.

[Grollourdo]

You get your wish... But its not as glorious

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

YOU EXPLODE AGAIN. You know why.

 

I wish for a pile of meat.

[Grollourdo]

Your pile of meat is on that table over there... That table is your neibor ... Your neibors is a cruel killer who will kill anyone that puts their foot on his territory...


I wish I don't have to wish so I stop exploading

[Drrt4]

You no longer explode, but now you melt.

 

I wish I could have a real Fred.

[Meraple]

You end up in a real version of Five Night's At Freddy's.

 

I wish timezones weren't this complicated.

[Sp3ctrr]

Time zones become so simple that everybody get's so confused their spinal cord does a 360. Errybody die.

 

I wish I had a tiny pet meraple.

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 10 April 2015 - 02:32 AM.

[Meraple]

I HAVE DONE REVENGEANCE FOR MY FALLEN COMRADE APPLES

 

Ahem.

 

Your wish can't be granted because my size is in the category ''Bigger than you''.

 

I wish for a fat battle turkey in real life.

Edited by Meraple, 10 April 2015 - 02:34 AM.

[Miscellaneous]

Granted, but it is cooked and eaten before it's existance can be recorded, and you also don't see it.

 

I wish I could "lrn 2 aim u fuzzy bunny"

[Sp3ctrr]

You learn to aim, but your skill in aiming is so high that everybody gets noscoped, hax is suspected and you get banned. 4eva

 

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your eyes now shoot X-Rays, giving everyone you look at cancer.

 

I wish potatoes were volcanoes.

[Flight1ess]

Your eyes now shoot X-Rays, giving everyone you look at cancer.

 

I wish potatoes were volcanoes.

potatoes turn into throwable grenades

 

I wish I could turn into a mech and do shenanigans 

[Armymonger]

potatoes turn into throwable grenades
 
I wish I could turn into a mech and do shenanigans

Granted. It's a CR t without legs...or Arms....and has a TV dish on it.

I wish this wish would be a wish that is incapable of being wished for reasons of a wish.

[(P:B)Augmentia]

Nothing happens because you canceled out your wish by wishing it was incapable of being a wish. Then you broke your arm in punishment against ever wishing a wish that never wished.

 

I wish for a 3500 mmr.

[Armymonger]

Nothing happens because you canceled out your wish by wishing it was incapable of being a wish. Then you broke your arm in punishment against ever wishing a wish that never wished.
 
I wish for a 3500 mmr.

Granted.
You get your MMR but you will never find anyone else to play with.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Flight1ess]

Granted.
You get your MMR but you will never find anyone else to play with.

I wish I had a cookie.

I give you a 'cookie'  ;D

 

 

I wish people would stop saying aloha snackbar to offend my friend

Edited by Flight1ess, 10 April 2015 - 08:29 AM.

[Armymonger]

I give you a 'cookie'  ;D
 
 
I wish people would stop saying aloha snackbar to offend my friend

Granted. They say the real thing. Allah Akbar.

I wish I had my humanity.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You have your humanity, in a jar on the table next to your bed.

 

I wish ducks could breathe fire.

[Drrt4]

Granted. A duck burns your house down.

 

 

I wish I was in Hawken.

[Armymonger]

Granted. A duck burns your house down.

 

 

I wish I was in Hawken.

 

 

Granted.

You are a Lowly Janitor in Hawken.

 

I wish there were Tanks.

[CrimsonKaim]

You get served a Titan Mech (90k HP!)

 

I wish I could finally be alone

[Sp3ctrr]

You are alone for the rest of eternity, when you stab your foot on a rusty nail nobody is there to administer the correct antibiotics.

 

You die of tetanus.

 

 

I wish for cancer vision, everyone I look at gets cancer.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You look in a mirror and get cancer.

I wish the spawn points in TDM weren't broken.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You spawn at the spawn point that the engineers are currently trying to fix, and you accidentally crush them, leaving the rest of the spawn points to be broken.

 

I wish fish had legs.

[Miscellaneous]

Fish grow legs, but grow so advanced so fast with their new legs that you never get to see them and are killed instantaneously by the all-powerful fish master race.

 

I wish I could get my 2200 MMR back without just 'Salt farming.

[Loglino]

You give up your dream job of being a salt miner, but then you die of extreme depression.

 

I wish everyone would not corrupt this wish.

[Drrt4]

Tubad, your hard drive is corrupt.

 

I wish I had a godlike computer.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your computer becomes the god of Skynet.

 

I wish banjos were always green.

[Armymonger]

Granted.
But you then play the banjo with your nipples.


I wish for a hotdog.

[Aregon]

The hotdog explodes inside you.

 

I wish the death for hawken servers.

Edited by Sir Aregon, 11 April 2015 - 09:06 AM.

[Sp3ctrr]

The HAWKEN servers die, an angry mob hunts you down, you are impaled on a pitchfork.

 

I wish for an intergalactic baguette.

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 11 April 2015 - 09:32 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a baguette, but its WAYYYYYYYYYYY off in intergalactic space, where no one can find it.

 

I wish for a bunsen burner.

[Armymonger]

Granted.
It had a gas leak and blew up two buildings.

I wish grolloudo would stop committing suicide with a keyboard.
It's fricken hilarious and watching makes my insides hurt.

[Drrt4]

Granted, But now he commits suicide on a screen.

 

I wish this thread would post more.

[OmegaNull]

Granted. However, it is now filled with Baba Ji. 

 

I wish I had more bacon.