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[Loglino]

You freeze to death.

 

I wish for 2 wishes.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get two wishes, but they are past their expiration date, and no longer work.

 

I wish I had a Lamborghini Countach.

[Drrt4]

Granted, but the clutch blows up after you start it up.

 

That's an amazing car by the way..

 

I wish for more car related wishes.

[Loglino]

You get none.

 

I wish for something not a car.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a riddle: "When is a car not a car?"

 

I wish fences were cooler.

[Amidatelion]

Granted, but the clutch blows up after you start it up.

 

That's an amazing car by the way..

 

I wish for more car related wishes.

 

This happens anyways, try again.

[sabrehawk90]

You get a riddle: "When is a car not a car?"

 

I wish fences were cooler.

 

 

Welcome to the brain of a local hobby artist.

 

I wish for rocket propelled ferrets.

Edited by sabrehawk90, 20 April 2015 - 04:18 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Ferret bazookas. The destruction is unimaginable.

 

I whish I could spell whish.

[Drrt4]

Granted, now you spell it as 'wash'

 

I wish I knew how to grammar.

[Loglino]

I think u gots grammar ok.

 

I wish for the pizza that haves sausage.

Edited by Loglino, 20 April 2015 - 06:23 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your pizza haves sausage, but not the food kind.

 

I wash for a monkey in a spacesuit.

[Armymonger]

Granted. You get curious George fired out of a rail gun.

I wish there was a solution to rectum dysfunction.

[RexMaximus]

One is created, but it will cause you to die within a week.

 

I wish that this wish won't come true.

Edited by RexMaximus, 21 April 2015 - 06:09 PM.

[Loglino]

A black hole is created and you get sucked into it.

 

I wish i could wish to wish for wishes because wishes can wish for wishes when wishes are wishes and wishes have cheese, while having wishes that wish for wishes.

Wat

Edited by Loglino, 21 April 2015 - 06:46 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You wish for too many wishes, causing the Wishtinuum to overload and collapse. Every thing anyone has ever wished for and will ever wish for explodes into existence, causing unimaginable chaos and destruction.

 

I wish for six dancing gorillas.

[Armymonger]

Granted. You get a mutually defective reject of gorillas doing gagnam styles.


I wish for death to trolls.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

A whole bunch of trolls die. But they all start regenerating, and are back on their feet in no time, because they play by D&D rules.

 

I wish I had a pet fox.

[Drrt4]

Granted, You get a Fox Furry.

 

I wish I had a cardboard box.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Your box turns out to be a spy, sent to you to spy on your habits and report back to LORD BABA-JI.

 

After a torrid love affair with a polystyrene container, the cardboard box murders you in furious anger. She then realises the error of her actions and commits suicide.

 

Wow, that got dark quickly.

 

I wish that I made a wish of wishes once wished in the land of wish.

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 22 April 2015 - 09:34 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your request for a wish plot in Wishland has been denied. Humans are not legally allowed to own land in Wishland.

 

I wish for explosions in space.

[Drrt4]

Granted, The explosions are done Michael Bay style.

 

I wish for a good sandwich.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

 You get a SANDWICH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!!! Too bad it is the size of the sun.

 

I wish the inside of computers was like Tron.

[Drrt4]

Granted, Now its so tron-like that you get Epileptic seizures each time you look in.

 

I wish I could type faster then sound.

Edited by Drrt4, 22 April 2015 - 06:26 PM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The shockwaves level your house the next time you try to type anything.

 

I wish I had a golden burrito in my back pocket.

[Loglino]

You can't eat it because it is made of gold. Shoot...

I wish I weren't stupid.

[Drrt4]

Granted, now your just dumb.

 

I wish I had pizza.

[Loglino]

Granted, but you have to share it with me and I eat all of it.

 

I wish I had a GTX 980.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You are now the proud owner of a brand new Nvidia GTX 980 GPU!!!!! But you are also $2,000 poorer. Also, your power supply can't run it.

 

I wish I had a fancy gaming mouse that would last me for years without any problems.

[Drrt4]

Granted, But a new mouse comes out that you want more.

 

I wish for nonsense.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Suddenly, I start making sense. How weird is that?

 

I wish for a pickled pepper with which to dance the night away. Amongst the time of sweet lungfish barking, when I shall wear the brine of the novice Beeromancer and frolic hence, until the goat tree sings.

[Loglino]

You are now the proud owner of a brand new Nvidia GTX 980 GPU!!!!! But you are also $2,000 poorer. Also, your power supply can't run it.

Bah, that thing can run on a 1,000w. Where do you live, because 980s are like $600 in US.

 

You get exactly what you want, but then some delicious deep-dish pizza in the corner of your eye catches your attention and you feel the extreme urge to run to it. It was all lie, but suddenly you fall into a pit-trap where you are forced to fight ten Australian hooligans all at once.

 

I wish for a brand new $3 bill.

Edited by Loglino, 23 April 2015 - 07:33 PM.

[Drrt4]

I love this forum and these people, I haven't laughed this hard in a Forum in a long time!

 

 

 

Granted, Its a new 3$ bill you can only use at area 51.

 

 

I wish I didn't get the hiccups from laughing.

[Armymonger]

Granted. You now leak from your nether regions everytime you laugh.

....explains the man diapers actually...

I wish I had some drugs.

(For a cold you jerks.)

[Loglino]

You receive some medical marijuana, except it was switched out by an inside man and is now a mix of cocaine and meth with food coloring.

I wish for a Bugatti.

[Flight1ess]

you get a shitty 1980's family ford car painted pink

 

 

I wish for half life 3

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Duke Nukem Forever, but with Gordon Freeman as the player character. Though Duke Nukem Forever is not nearly as bad as the masses want you to believe (At least the PC version) Replacing Duke with a silent protagonist makes it the worst game ever made.

 

I wish breakfast was not just for mornings anymore.

[OmegaNull]

Granted, however, you can no longer use utensils to eat and must use your feet to feed yourself instead. 

[Drrt4]

BANNED!

 

Forgot to make a wish.

 

 

I wish for a lifetime of medic.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You infact become a TF2 medic, and you get people calling for medic for the rest of your life

 

I wish there was a sheep avatar in HAWKEN

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 25 April 2015 - 12:44 AM.

[Grollourdo]

You get it but there is a bug in it that makes it get censored XD

IM FINALLY BACK EVERYONE!!!! XD

I WISH I WAS COOL AND POPULAR! XD