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[Miscellaneous]

You get bacon, but it is resurrected and decides to eat you instead >:D

 

I wish for Incredibles 2.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get it, but it is just Superman IV with red costumes.

 

I wish for the Kraken to be released.

[Loglino]

A new Razer Kraken headset is released.

I wish I had an idea for a wish.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You think of something, but then you explode.

 

I wish dinosaurs had never gone extinct.

[Drrt4]

Granted, Oh is that a raptor behind you?

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

YOU EXPLODE FOR NOT MAKING A WISH. Pay attention people, wishing saves lives.

 

I wish for exactly 45% of the Human population of Earth to die a quick, painless death exactly 12 hours after I post this wish.

[Drrt4]

Granted, But that 45% includes you and me.

 

I wish I had a dog.

[Loglino]

Too bad, you already died.

I wish for new Hawken maps.

All who corrupt this wish are evil in the name of the Hawkens.

Edited by Loglino, 14 April 2015 - 10:55 AM.

[Drrt4]

(I had to take this one, IM SORRY)

 

Granted, but we get more Last Eco and Bunker.

 

I wish I would stop ninja-ing...

 

:(

Edited by Drrt4, 14 April 2015 - 11:02 AM.

[Loglino]

I thought you were dead.

I wish I were nicer.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You become so nice that everyone on the planet hates you, because you make them look bad by comparison.

 

I wish I was a Bee God.

[Loglino]

You are ded too, because you were part of the 45%.

I wish I didn't have to ruin these wishes.

[Flight1ess]

You are ded too, because you were part of the 45%.

I wish I didn't have to ruin these wishes.

you ruin my life 

 

 

I wish I was a youtuber

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your YouTube channel (figuratively) explodes. You get millions of subscribers, all your videos get hundreds of thousands of views, and you are making tons of money from it. But then, people start to figure out why you became so popular. They discover the subconscious manipulations you included in your videos. Now several government agencies are hunting you down, some trying to silence you, some trying to hire you. Either way, your life as you knew it is over, you will never see anyone you ever cared about again, lest you get caught.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Drrt4]

NINJAED!

Spoiler

Granted, You are now the next Pewdiepie, You begin a cult around you.

 

 

I wish I had a cult.

 

Granted, You can fly, but only if your wearing a plad shirt on Wednesday.

 

I wish I had a plad shirt...

Edited by Drrt4, 15 April 2015 - 04:49 AM.

[Armymonger]

NINJAED!

Spoiler

Granted, You are now the next Pewdiepie, You begin a cult around you.
 
 
I wish I had a cult.

 
Granted, You can fly, but only if your wearing a plad shirt on Wednesday.
 
I wish I had a plad shirt...

Granted. It makes you look stupid and incapable of flight.
I wish I had more HC.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get enough HC to buy everything in the game. But now you are so bored of playing Hawken that you can barely even stand to hear its name, let alone play it.

 

I wish for Steven Hawking to regain full use of his body.

[Armymonger]

You get enough HC to buy everything in the game. But now you are so bored of playing Hawken that you can barely even stand to hear its name, let alone play it.

 

I wish for Steven Hawking to regain full use of his body.

 

Granted. He now Walks on water and is a metaphorical god that Insults people. LIKE YOU.

 

 

I suddenly Wish for a Drunk irish to appear.

[Drrt4]

TWO drunk Irishmen appear and start fighting in your room and wreck all your stuff.

 

I wish i was good at drawing...

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You can draw some really cool pictures of stuff, but no one cares.

 

I wish I had pants on.

[Armymonger]

Granted.

But it makes you lose your self confidence in your Manly parts.

Specifically, Your Pubic hairs.

 

 

I wish you actually HAD Manly parts.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I receive the manliest of man parts: The Thundercougarfalconbird!

 

I wish I had the keys to it, though...

[Drrt4]

Granted, but it wont start.

 

I wish I had a cell phone.

[Armymonger]

Granted.
But it's a f*cking brick of a phone.

I wish your name wasn't close to dirt.

[Flight1ess]

Granted.
But it's a f*cking brick of a phone.

I wish your name wasn't close to dirt.

his new name is durt

 

I wish I could grow taller

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You become a mutant giraffe and get cut open by the Feds.

I wish ( ?� ?? ?�)

[Armymonger]

Granted.

you become ? ? ?_? ??

 

I wish Your face wasn't so Corrupted.

[Drrt4]

Granted, your face is now ?????

 

I wish for less face-related wishes.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Granted, now you have two left feet.

 

I wish for a golden maraca.

[Drrt4]

Granted, but it makes no sound.

 

I wish for this thread to live on!

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

It lives for one more month, but then I accidentally shoot it in the face with a Flak Cannon and It dies.

 

I wish for a pizza sandwich.

[Loglino]

You get a sandwich-pizza.

 

I wish I had more pizza.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get several thousand pizzas, but they all have Death Cap mushrooms on them.

 

I wish for a cardboard box.

[thedark20]

You get Solid Snake in the box, goes out and kills you breaking your neck.

I wish I have my own Scout IRL

[Drrt4]

Granted, Why would you want a annoying bugger though?

 

I wish I had lower MMR.

[Miscellaneous]

Granted, but it's now 0 and you can't find any matches anyway :3

 

I wish more people would bow down to the Turnip regime.

[MomOw]

They would bow because of stomatch distress

 

I wish everybody could have 60ping, 90fps, gaming mouse, and awesome computer set-up

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Since everyone has these sick gaming set ups, everyone realises that the PC Masterrace is the only true race. However this causes all of the 12 year olds playing COD to come over to HAWKEN, causing a singularity.

 

I wish this wish gets corrupted

[Miscellaneous]

Your wish comes true. My mission is complete. It is corrupted. That's the point, right?

 

I wish for Pred to be even more powerful.

[Drrt4]

Granted, ONLY YOU have a more powerful pred and you get banned. (lalw Bann the user above you much?)

 

I wish I was cooler.