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[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your wish wishes you never existed.

 

I wish I had more money.

[Loglino]

Your money is fake. Simple as that.

 

I wish I had some pizza right now :)

Edited by Loglino, 07 April 2015 - 07:23 PM.

[LaurenEmily]

You have pizza but it's just a picture.

I wish i had real edible physical pizza right now.

[Aregon]

The pizza turns out to have grown explosive tumours, and you first realise after your first bite. Yikes.

I wish world dictatorship.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

I become Grand Emperor of all Humanity.

 

I wish I was a pie.

[Meraple]

You're already a table and thus can't transform into pie.

 

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your wish becomes a double negative, and thus is corrupted.

 

I wish the absolute worst possible thing would happen to me.

[Drrt4]

You found: a magic missile!

 

I wish I had another 1300HC..

[Grollourdo]

You get your wish:

You fall down a pit and i left for dead, all your money in your bank have been stolen by your wife, you start eating dirt for survival and you die and then expload but then you reappear in hell and since hell is a suffering place, it makes you suffer with the worst possible thing theus creating a paradox because the coruption of your wish would be the best possible thing that would happen but since you suffer from the best its also the worst and since its the worst its also the best and since its the best its also the worst and so on! XD

 

I wish i never had to go to the bathroom ever again ! XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You explode in the grossest way.

 

I wish I had duck feet.

[Drrt4]

You get duck wings.

 

I wish I was Dirt.

[Flight1ess]

You get duck wings.

 

I wish I was Dirt.

you turn into minecraft

 

I wish I was not shy

[Rainbow_Sheep]

You explode because I'm lazy.

I wish I wasn't lazy

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your laziness magically transforms into boredom.

 

I wish for seven eggs.

[Meraple]

You get seven delicious fried eggs.

 

I wish everyone would see that HAWKEN is masterrace.

[Drrt4]

Rasberrys become master race.

 

I wish I was Pie

Edited by Drrt4, 08 April 2015 - 06:20 AM.

[FRX23]

You are a frozen pie

 

I wish my car can fly.

[sabrehawk90]

You break the flying pedal causing the car to fly into the sun Icarus style.

 

I wish for unlimited ramen.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

The entire universe becomes ramen noodles.

 

I wish days were 30 hours long.

[Loglino]

Because days are slightly longer, time in years goes by slower and you become an old person 15 years earlier.

 

I wish school didn't exist.

Edited by Loglino, 08 April 2015 - 07:44 PM.

[LaurenEmily]

The world becomes a very dull place when nobody learned to read or write.
I wish for a happy ever after.

[Aregon]

It turns out happy ever after actually happens...for one person who takes the other to its secret dungeon. And Putin explodes.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[LaurenEmily]

You are never sleepy again but then suddenly die of sleep deprivation. Then you explode.
i wish for 5 more minutes.

[Aregon]

You get the 5 extra minutes, but it turns out they tried to get you out of a burning house. But, surprisingly you survive, with major burn damages though. You meet a loving doctor who you end up dating and marrying, creating smaller Laurenses and smaller Emilys. You live a long successful life, only having a fear for weasels, as your pet-weasel when you were younger exploded.

I wish for a laptop that worked.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get a laptop bomb, which works perfectly. It explodes.

 

Eye wash may spool trucker worked butter.

[Meraple]

You meet a loving doctor who you end up dating and marrying, creating smaller Laurenses and smaller Emilys.

LOL

I'm not a doctor though.

(Yes that's my name you wrote there.)

 

 

Your spool trucker works so much better that it licks your face.

 

 

I wish for a better PC.

Edited by Meraple, 09 April 2015 - 12:47 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get an incredibly nice Pocket Calculator. It can even do graphs!

 

I wish lasers were 200% more awesome.

[Miscellaneous]

They become 200% awesome for half a second then obliterate themselves in a giant explosion of death.

 

I wish more of the Fairy Tail episodes were dubbed :(

[Meraple]

Two-hundred years in the future, someone takes it upon himself to dub all the characters in Fairy Tail by himself, with his manly voice.

Now only if turnips lived for over 200 years..

 

I wish more people'd have glorious eyebrows like Satsuki Kiryuin.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

80% of the population of the Earth grow magnificent caterpillars upon their brows. But, now that they are so commonplace, they are not nearly as glorious, and no one cares anymore.

 

I wish I could wish for a wish with a wish that was a wish for another wish with which to wish for a sandwich.

[Meraple]

Your sandwich wishes it was a cow again like it used to be, and happily lives on as a cow for a day.

After that day, it realised it was fat and died in awful shame and horror.

 

I demand wish a hamburger be brought to me right now, no taxes and free of charge.

[Miscellaneous]

It is done, but the Hamburger loves the taste of Human Flesh and eats you before you can eat it.

 

I wish that Turnips could live for 200 years.

 

(mederple check the spoiler in my sig)

Edited by Miscellaneous, 09 April 2015 - 03:06 AM.

[Sp3ctrr]

Turnips live for 200 years, but as the life span of a turnip is so long, it creates a population of turnips heavy enough to rip a hole in the space time continuum, transporting everyone into a parallel universe where everything is made of potatoes.

 

 

I wish the lump on my crotch would stop itching. 

 

 

 

 

U mad

Edited by Sp3ctrr, 09 April 2015 - 03:15 AM.

[Meraple]

mederple check the spoiler in my sig)

My steam name's not Meraple, but Satsuki Kiryuin.

You filthy editor!

 

EDIT: godomnot I got ninja'd..

 

REEDITEDS: I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd.

Edited by Meraple, 09 April 2015 - 03:14 AM.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get Tenno'd.

 

I wish for a conundrum of epic proportions.

[Miscellaneous]

You try to not be ninja'd, but you can't stop.

 

I wish for the rest of Fairy Tail to be english dubbed IN THE REAL VOICES not some manly-man.

 

 

You get Tenno'd.

 

Edited by Miscellaneous, 09 April 2015 - 03:22 AM.

[Meraple]

Fairy Tail gets dubbed in girly man-voices in about 2 weeks of time.

 

I wish for socks.

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

You get thousands of socks, burying you and everything you ever loved alive.

 

I wish for a maple and chocolate frosted doughnut.

[Grollourdo]

My steam name's not Meraple, but Satsuki Kiryuin.
You filthy editor!

EDIT: godomnot I got ninja'd..

REEDITEDS: I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd.

OMG I KNEW IT WAS YOU ! XD sent a request yesterday or earlier I forgot XS


you get chocolate but not mapple

I wish for a longer sausage soooo long that it could keep the poor alive

NO SHTAP THINKING OF "THAT" YOU PERVERTS! XD

[Teljaxx the Unintentional]

Your sausage becomes so long that you burn the tip on the Sun.

 

I wish for stuff.