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[Xer06siX]

I guess being an Emperor or Caesar or whatever has it's perks.

Edited by Xer06siX, 28 November 2016 - 03:19 PM.

[KamikazeCommando]

I'm pretty sure that anyone who has played PC hawken for over 2 years is part of the circlejerk now. 

 

NOPE.

[TheButtSatisfier]

NOPE.

 

I have it on good authority that you're the jerkiest of the circle.

[6ixxer]

I jerk from outside the circle thank you very much....

[Arkhaun]

what i saw is that the playerbase was lower than ever before, regardless of accuracy levels it is a stat to consider and what it suggests is that we are currently at a lower active player count than ever before 

[Xer06siX]

what i saw is that the playerbase was lower than ever before, regardless of accuracy levels it is a stat to consider and what it suggests is that we are currently at a lower active player count than ever before 

Yes we are scraping through the bottom of the barrel and into the floor. Wreckage is the perfect example of what's going on with the community atm. I do have console Hawken, I do not play it. So I cannot speak for that side of the house.

[KamikazeCommando]

I have it on good authority that you're the jerkiest of the circle.

 

The day I associate myself with you 'fine gentlemen' is the day I die- I am the anti-jerk, so to speak, and there are several of us that gladly hold a torch ( flaming or otherwise ) to shine a light on your group for all to see. Then again, when you make a game out of being a group of people whom like each others posts, no light-shining is needed :)

[Silverfire]

The day I associate myself with you 'fine gentlemen' is the day I die- I am the anti-jerk, so to speak, and there are several of us that gladly hold a torch ( flaming or otherwise ) to shine a light on your group for all to see. Then again, when you make a game out of being a group of people whom like each others posts, no light-shining is needed :)

 

so basically instead of circlejerking with the cool kids you made your own circlejerking circle with the other jerk kids who aren't a part of the fabled circlejerk that the jerks on the forums circlejerk around.

 

it's a shame you don't get off on forum likes though, I hear all of Nept's lil gang does.

Edited by Silverfire, 05 December 2016 - 01:20 PM.

[WmMoneyFrmMissouri]

I believe we can make creme br�l�e with all this jerking.

[dorobo]

I have to admit i only give likes to babaji posts. I sinned father. I jerked. Forgive if you can.

 

 

In other news. Im more surprised by the fact that there still people playing not that the numbers are low.

[Amidatelion]

so basically instead of circlejerking with the cool kids you made your own circlejerking circle with the other jerk kids who aren't a part of the fabled circlejerk that the jerks on the forums circlejerk around.

 

it's a shame you don't get off on forum likes though, I hear all of Nept's lil gang does.

 

The Lord of the Scrubs cares not from whence the likes flow, merely that they do.

[DerMax]

 

 

The Lord of the Scrubs cares not from whence the likes flow, merely that they do.

 

I'll have you know that Hawken Forum Coolness is measured in ALPP (Average Likes Per Post) and not TLC (Total Like Count).

 

Here's the ALPP category table:

 

<1 = Dumpsterman

1-2 = Big Boi

2-4 = Cool Cat

>4 = Like Wh?re

 

You are a Big Boi, Amid, but you're quite close to a Cool Cat.

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               lul

[WmMoneyFrmMissouri]

1 like for roughly every 2 posts. Now we know where the scr ub part comes in ;)

Edited by WmMoneyFrmMissouri, 05 December 2016 - 02:10 PM.

[Amidatelion]

I'll have you know that Hawken Forum Coolness is measured in ALPP (Average Likes Per Post) and not TLC (Total Like Count).

 

Here's the ALPP category table:

 

<1 = Dumpsterman

1-2 = Big Boi

2-4 = Cool Cat

>4 = Like Wh?re

 

You are a Big Boi, Amid, but you're quite close to a Cool Cat.

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               lul

The like farms suffered a serious drought due to the spate of shitposting toxic users that I raged at a while back, but they'll be back up to full production sometime next year. You'll note the ALPP deficit from 2.0 is at 5% and narrowing steadily. Once I get a PC that can run Hawken again, or at least process Xbawx video, I expect production to stabilize and the farms to be running at full capacity again.

 

And I would like to point out that no one else manages such a ratio at such a high volume. Industrial-scale like farming sacrifices some quality for the sheer rate of content, but here at AgriSkrub we pride ourselves for our zero-shitpost policy.

[TheButtSatisfier]

The day I associate myself with you 'fine gentlemen' is the day I die- I am the anti-jerk, so to speak, and there are several of us that gladly hold a torch ( flaming or otherwise ) to shine a light on your group for all to see. Then again, when you make a game out of being a group of people whom like each others posts, no light-shining is needed :)

 

Let me make sure I got this right. You have raged so hard over the "fine gentlemen" that you raged another circle jerk into existence whose sole purpose is to continue that rage? That's metal.

[KamikazeCommando]

Let me make sure I got this right. You have raged so hard over the "fine gentlemen" that you raged another circle jerk into existence whose sole purpose is to continue that rage? That's metal.

Nah.

 

We don't like each others posts for the lolz, we just observe that you guys do. We aren't a conglomerate of jerkers as such- we jerk alone...

[Xer06siX]

It's all the solo jerks that mess it up for the circle people.

[Chaplain5]

OH BOY an internet fight.

 

*pass the popcorn :P

 

I dunno about you guys, but I'd just rather play Hawken than fight the flame wars. 

[DallasCreeper]

OH BOY an internet fight.

 

*pass the popcorn :P

 

I dunno about you guys, but I'd just rather play Hawken than fight the flame wars. 

I'd rather watch flame wars than fight in them. 

[Xer06siX]

OH BOY an internet fight.

 

*pass the popcorn :P

 

I dunno about you guys, but I'd just rather play Hawken than fight the flame wars. 

There is no fight until I get up from my chair.

[Superkamikazee]

Hawkens slow, pathetic, and sad death spiral has gone on long enough, bailing the sinking ship is only prolonging the inevitable. Maybe Hawken is a tax write off for Reloaded lol. 

[DieselCat]

They say sometime in 2017 Hawken will (may) see an update on the PC side...but we've heard the promise of seeing changes, fixes and content improvements for the upcoming years in the past from whoever is running the ship at that time, to see nothing changes.....

It's now going on 2 years since the new chieftains in charge have had their hands on the tiller steering of this thing....I'm not holding my breath, but can only wait and see..........again.   

[DeeRax]

PC users can't even get the fuzzy bunnyng cockpit X-mas lights.
Yeah good luck with #MakeHowkenGreatAgain2017

[DieselCat]

Christmas lights on the outside of my mech would be awesome too......playing in Christmas Prost and Winter Eco would be a blast.

[Garx]

hawken is dead . thanks ascension patch

[DallasCreeper]

hawken is dead . thanks ascension patch

Hawken will be dead when Hawken is dead. Hawken is not dead yet.

[WmMoneyFrmMissouri]

hawken is dead . thanks ascension patch

I played last night, had a blast. Lots of DAKKADAKKADAKKA to be had. Seems alive to me.

[6ixxer]

It's all the solo jerks that mess it up for the circle people.

 

and that is why we are here...

 

[Xer06siX]

PC users can't even get the fuzzy bunnyng cockpit X-mas lights.
Yeah good luck with #MakeHowkenGreatAgain2017

HOWKEN WILL BE #GREATAGAINSOON

[Pumapaw]

https://www.playhawk...erver-status/pc

 

Reloaded's own stats.

[TheButtSatisfier]

https://www.playhawk...m/server-status

 

It's entirely more accurate, to be honest.

 

https://www.playhawk...erver-status/pc

 

Reloaded's own stats.