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[AsianJoyKiller]

Nept, on August 14 2014 - 08:45 PM, said:

I'm a G2 Supastah.

*To the rhythm of Ghetto Superstar*

G2 supastah, that is what you are
Comin' from afar, reachin' for the stars
Come and play with me, to wreck some face
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh

Some got functional loadouts, you just go balls out
Ridiculous meticulous you def' be killing this
With your dual Vulcans you ain't gonna never miss
Top of the leaderboards, it's your ass they can kiss

They all think they can stop you, just cuz your rockin' G2
A million scrublords ain't nothing but a ****ing bore
Fat G2 Jesus, moves like the ****ing breeze
You'll bring 'em to their knees, cuz they're all ****ing sleeze

You just begun, gonna shoot 'em one by one
Don't matter what they roll, they all gonna face your guns
They'll be cryin' like babies while you be having fun
Strategic brilliance shining brighter than the sun

Y'all gonna teach these cats, how to dive like "YOLO!"
Get up all in their face while being like, "MAD BRO_"
Hell no, just cuz I'm in a G2 don't mean I'm so-so
Here to let you know, eyes on me I'm the main show

G2 supastah, that is what you are
Comin' from afar, reachin' for the stars
Come and play with me, to wreck some face
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh

[Umbre]

0/10

[ThirdEyE]

plz no

[TwentyFirstPilot]

I've never heard the original. Thank you for warning me away from it.

[nepacaka]

send this text to lady gaga.

[RozerMahbub_]

0.00000/.00000001

[Muffintrumpet]

for shame

[Draigun]

I still can't believe that AsianJoyKiller submits 19 posts per day.

[AsianJoyKiller]

Draigun, on August 15 2014 - 12:58 AM, said:

I still can't believe that AsianJoyKiller submits 19 posts per day.

Pffft. Cakewalk.

[Pastorius]

If someone else had posted this AJK, you would have gone mad with text rage!

[Onstrava]

[AsianJoyKiller]

Pastorius, on August 15 2014 - 01:30 AM, said:

If someone else had posted this AJK, you would have gone mad with text rage!

Well yes, but that's because it's the equivalent of psychological torture. But as it stands, from my perspective I'm just sharing the pain and agony that was stuck in my head after Nept made that comment. I thought you guys might like to join in on my suffering.

[Z3roCool007]

AJK confirmed

[EliteShooter]

Here's the thing; I don't have any idea about what's going on in your life, or how bothered you are with the forums cheese. But the identity you built to yourself is pretty respected whether people admit it or not. And you're definitely hurting it with the way you're posting lately. I and probably everyone else still prefers the strict angry but reasonable AJK. Just saying.

[EliteShooter]

Aregon, on August 15 2014 - 02:19 AM, said:

EliteShooter, on August 15 2014 - 02:14 AM, said:

Here's the thing; I don't have any idea about what's going on in your life, or how bothered you are with the forums cheese. But the identity you built to yourself is pretty respected whether people admit it or not. And you're definitely hurting it with the way you're posting lately. I and probably everyone else still prefers the strict angry but reasonable AJK. Just saying.

Why care_ He is only a guy on the webs.

It's my business.

[AsianJoyKiller]

EliteShooter, on August 15 2014 - 02:14 AM, said:

Here's the thing; I don't have any idea about what's going on in your life, or how bothered you are with the forums cheese. But the identity you built to yourself is pretty respected whether people admit it or not. And you're definitely hurting it with the way you're posting lately. I and probably everyone else still prefers the strict angry but reasonable AJK. Just saying.

I'm sorry you have a preconcieved notion of what I'm like based on what you've seen of me during the points where I was most annoyed with ADH, but that's only one part. In fact, this isn't the first time I've done Hawken song parodies.

I'm also like this (best part starts at 6:30):

[craftydus]

"With your dual Vulcans you ain't gonna never miss"

logical fallacy straw man red herring in the current meta skill ceiling

[AsianJoyKiller]

craftydus, on August 15 2014 - 04:15 AM, said:

"With your dual Vulcans you ain't gonna never miss"

logical fallacy straw man red herring in the current meta skill ceiling

What the...

WHERE'S THE "EVIDENCE"_!
WHERE'S THE "PROOF"_!

Seriously. How are you supposed to imitate me if you forget those two_

[Onebullit]

AsianJoyKiller, on August 14 2014 - 09:42 PM, said:

Ghetto Superstar

Why don't you sing and record it_
Like the EMP song.

[craftydus]

AsianJoyKiller, on August 15 2014 - 04:17 AM, said:

craftydus, on August 15 2014 - 04:15 AM, said:

"With your dual Vulcans you ain't gonna never miss"

logical fallacy straw man red herring in the current meta skill ceiling

What the...

WHERE'S THE "EVIDENCE"_!
WHERE'S THE "PROOF"_!

Seriously. How are you supposed to imitate me if you forget those two_

oh look, lies.
Care to address where you ignored that the Kenny/Dolly version wasn't even about the g2.