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[nepacaka]

Once you say incredible cliche remark, but failed to realize that you are talking with Chuck Norris.

The power of iddqd

[Teljaxx]

Your eyes are permanently gold, and everything looks like Doom graphics to you.

The power to summon microscopic man eating zucchini monsters by eating cheddar cheese.

[ropefish]

things go wrong, very very wrong

the power of science

[Teljaxx]

You mange to science yourself into the year 1822 and die of dysentery.

The power of a very, very angry loaf of bread.

[nepacaka]

You tried to make toast, and shoved a loaf in the toaster. As a result, loaf of bread was stuck. Toaster on fire, you would put out fire with extinguisher, but very angry loaf of bread hide your fire extinguisher earlier. You are burned alive.

The power of Print, without touching the keyboard.

Edited by nepacaka, January 14 2014 - 02:03 PM.

[Teljaxx]

Every time you open your mouth to speak, a torrent of letters shoots out and sticks to whatever was in front of you, forming the words you were trying to say.

The power to actually be able to sleep when I want to.

[Coboxite]

Granted, but you only stay asleep for ten minutes and gain no rest.

The power of rich.

[SanicTheSandraker]

Everyone finds out about your power and you get exploited to fill everyone's pockets. Suicide is the only option.

The power of lightning

[SandSpider]

You get electrocuted!

The power to turn myself into a small sea cucumber at will and back again.

[Aregon]

You forgot to add gills and drown.

The power of NEXT GEN! (Cookies to you if you get that reference)

[SandSpider]

You become able to produce insanely good graphics for all games both old and new, but then you get kidnapped by Microsoft and are never seen again.

( it was the only thing I could think of.)

The powers of a sloth!

[SanicTheSandraker]

You are now a sloth. Now go to sleep.

Powers of a spider.

Edited by SanicTheSandraker, February 19 2014 - 11:21 AM.

[hoghead]

Now you are spider ad I step on you!    How about the...... POWER OF THE PIG!!!!!!

[SandSpider]

WOOHOO, Bacon!!!!

The power of an atomic bomb!

[Teljaxx]

Someone bonks you on the head and you explode, vaporizing everything nearby, and spreading radiation over hundreds of kilometers in all directions.

The power to see into the future with my left eye, and the past with my right.

[hoghead]

Granted now you dont know if you're coming or going. (Didnt see that coming did you_) The power to make Teljax enjoy playing hawken still!

[Teljaxx]

You transform Hawken into a new version that I enjoy playing. But no on else likes it anymore, because I am too much of a hipster to play games that anyone else plays.

The power to turn inside out when I hear Metallica.

[hoghead]

Granted but instead of Metallica someone put an old album of ABBA's greatest love songs on and you ended up falling head over heals in love with you 3rd grade math teacher and got married!   Wish I had the power to make ABBA make a come back tour.

Edited by hoghead, February 24 2014 - 10:08 AM.

[SandSpider]

Granted. ABBA make a comeback tour but they can't remember any of their lyrics and the tour flops terribly.

The power of a first class stamp, issued in 1934.

[hoghead]

Granted but you didn't bring enough change!   The power to un pit cherrys with someone else's hair clip .