37 replies to this topic

[Sp3ctrr]

The item to your left is the only thing that you can use to defend yourself against a horde of angry neckbeards with.

 

If this item is a wall, refer to your right hand side.

 

If it's still a wall go find a bigger house you shmuck.

 

 

How do you fare?

[Miscellaneous]

I can only imagine a small metal pig made of recycled oil drums is the perfect weapon in this situation. I'd be fine. 

 

I think.

[kaiserschmarrn_]

i would dual wield walls like a fuzzy bunny boss

[SparkyJJC]

A lamp.

[n3onfx]

Baguettes are OP.

[LaurenEmily]

Headset microphone. Yay.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

Ima smack some peoples with this bathtub

Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 16 August 2015 - 08:14 AM.

[Aregon]

A sword. I think I can survive.

[Dedhed]

Got a small trash can here. That could do something

[americanbrit14]

an electric guitar... 

this is going to be the noisiest fight ever seen by man.

Edited by Jason Endrago, 16 August 2015 - 11:36 AM.

[CrimsonKaim]

The Saitek x52 throttle ..

[SatelliteJack]

the noisiest fight ever seen by man.

Quite possibly my new favorite sentence ever.

Also, what a perfect time to be cleaning out my closet. My crossbow pistol should come in handy for this.

[Merl61]

My pc tower.........If they all have to play hawken to kill me I'll be good:P

[Nov8tr]

I keep a pair of nunchucks on the back of my front door............just in case.

[hoghead]

 

 Sh!t all I have is a coaster!  

[reVelske]

I'm sure angry neckbeards would appreciate some Vaseline intensive care dry skin repair.

[Knowledge70]

Um, a Nerf dart, I don't even know why >_<

[BluetoothBoy]

Hmm... I have a few items to choose from, including textbooks, glasses, an '80s exercise sweatband, etc... But I have a feeling the pencils will bring about a better result. :^)

[6ixxer]

Windows tablet with stylus.

 

I'd just play some pr0n on the tablet to distract them then stab them in the jugular with the stylus

 

...assuming the neckbeard isn't too OP for the stylus. Some o dem neckbeards are thick as...

 

Cheers,

6ixxer

[6ixxer]

i would dual wield walls like a fuzzy bunny boss

 

Walls OP, Pls nerf.

 

lol

[Neraste]

That hairbrush is fine for me.

[hoghead]

Hell I just thought they were Amish.

[Seburo_]

Lets see, I have a scalloped defense flashlight that can blind'em at 120 lumens and a tiny pocket knife and some sharp pens and pencils, that might work in tandem. If not i can always use my portable dvd tray and cord as a mace...or maybe attempt to beat them off with my blender cup,thats kinda thick. Unno. Maybe I should just throw post-it notes at'em and hope for a papercut,that usually works right?

[Dedhed]

Well, now if I were in my room, there's a 12 inch... I dunno what kind... "bigass" knife I bought off a lady from church to help her out. 20 bucks I wasn't planning on spending, but she's sweet and needs the love 

[americanbrit14]

Well, now if I were in my room, there's a 12 inch... I dunno what kind... "bigass" knife I bought off a lady from church to help her out. 20 bucks I wasn't planning on spending, but she's sweet and needs the love 

That knife is actually Excalibur's little brother, Dexcalibur.

 

By equipping it you gain +6 agility and +10 dexterity.

[crockrocket]

I could offer them a beer...

[Boospengi]

A handheld vacuum.

I've always wanted to kill someone by extreme sucking.

[thedark20]

A can of candy






















Well i can survive attracting children to my house and then eating them i guess (?)

[Gyrocopter]

What the fuzzy bunny am I going to do with a goddamn bed that I can't even lift?

[MomOw]

Headset microphone. Yay.

same

[Dedhed]

Couch cushion. Knock 'em down and smother 'em

[ropefish]

a large glass bowl with soup in it.

[Silverfire]

a large glass bowl with soup in it.

 

Not a mininuke? I'm surprised.

 

I've got a refrigerator.  I guess I can hide in it or throw food at people. Or throw the refrigerator at people, that'll crush em.

[Aregon]

A pillow.

Pillow fight!

[MomOw]

A mug of coffee

[DeeRax]

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And fuzzy bunnyng goddamned coincidentally (I fuzzy bunnyng swear I didn't even realize it until now), to the left of that, a large beach ball that I painted to look like the Eye of Sauron.

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NECKBEARDS?
I AM THE LORD OF THE NECKBEARDS.

 

Edited by (TDM) DeeRax, 12 October 2015 - 10:19 PM.

[ropefish]

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And fuzzy bunnyng goddamned coincidentally (I fuzzy bunnyng swear I didn't even realize it until now), to the left of that, a large beach ball that I painted to look like the Eye of Sauron.

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NECKBEARDS?
I AM THE LORD OF THE NECKBEARDS.

 

this made my day +42

[Bergwein]

A book. Damn I'm screwed.