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We were (almost) watching rainbow sheep streaming and we had an amazing discussion.

 

What would be the most badass name for a smurf !

 

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rainbowship

SparkyJCC SparklingJJC

EmilyLauren

Squire_Aregon


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I'm fond of

 

Vexy Smurf

 

but don't recommend using

 

Hackus Smurf


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Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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(yes, those are actual Smurf names)


Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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I thought we agreed on RacistJews ;-;


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SparkyJCC

 

 

I got the JJC in SparkyJJC from my initials, so JCC wouldn't work :)


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NowThatsWhatICallOP


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I got the JJC in SparkyJJC from my initials, so JCC wouldn't work :)

 

Okidoki, go for SparklingJJC :teehee:


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KappaEmily?


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Nept: Ultra Noob of the $crub-Peasants


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Also this thread would work
https://community.pl...mes-imaginable/

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murder smurf 


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murder smurf 

 

Smurder


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20shadesofdark


Steel

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RealName 


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Nept: Ultra Noob of the $crub-Peasants

 

Dude for ages you've been telling me how you think my posts are childish and you've been nothing but an annoying fuzzy bunny recently.


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Dude for ages you've been telling me how you think my posts are childish and you've been nothing but an annoying bbitchh recently.

 

it's called a joke


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Dude for ages you've been telling me how you think my posts are childish and you've been nothing but an annoying fuzzy bunny recently.

Difference is he can both joke and be serious. Half the time I don`t know what you are trying to tell, as you say it is a joke but then get really pissed if someone don`t take it as a joke.


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it's called a joke

right ...


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right ...

 

Now that's a frakkin' good smurf name


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LikeagoodneighborStatefarmisthere

JakeFromStateFarm

CarlAlsoFromStateFarm

KlaraNotFromStateFarm

 

or possably

 

IareDave'sanus...


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Now that's a frakkin' good smurf name

Nowthatsafrakkingoodsmurfname365


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JakeFromStateFarm

 

 

Crafty has that covered already


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Babaji - Confirmed 


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Babaji - Confirmed 

 

More like BOOBAJI 

 

AMIRITEGUYS?!


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ILickChickens

 

No need to look further, we have a winner.


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Guns 'n' Rozer

Lo-res Family

Horn-o

pOpe

Dopicron

Kappra

MMRple

Idimmr

Dr.Knees

Gallant Radeon

Violet_

smurfgot

Errhuntermilfer

YouMomsister

Hexagon

foxfartfire

Virtual Mam

Dermatologist

Dork Math

Derp Moth

Germ Flask

Jerk Max

Ger man

SpotLOL

Car Nap

neoff

cyanFFS


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In all seriousness, the best smurf name I have ever seen in Hawken is IarentDave. I literally laughed out loud for a straight minute when I saw it for the first time.


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My personal favorite is my own UsedCond0m


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Some dickbag deprived me of the only smurf I'd ever consider:

TheYolodriver.
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MMRple

 

 

Everybody knows it's Merapalling. Either that or Merapiss.


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Dr.Knees    :teehee: 

 

 

Hexagon         >>> Pentagon

Virtual Mam      :sick:

Jerk Max           olololol

 

best smurf ever 



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My personal favorite is my own UsedCond0m

i can't stop laughing , Hoo Ma Gad  



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I had one for a while:

 

PiAreDaveSquared

 

Some others I've used:

  • PlentyOToole  (Plenty Scout STILL Best Scout, Mr. Armored Klown.  I don't think that's a callout to a bannana'd player)
  • WorstSOBInHawken
  • Steve_Austin, Lee_Majors, and Jamie_Sommers
  • MarkhovProcess (which is a 'drunkard's walk'.  I found it oddly fitting, bouncing around in my a-classes)
  • LunaPanda (because, well, you know.  If you don't.. ask me or a few others.)
  • Pr0phylactic
  • TheDifferenceEngine

Did I say Call Me Ishmael?

 

You should call me Luna.


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Haxik



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Errhuntermilfer

 

 

TheMilfHunter

 

 

Everybody knows it's Merapalling. Either that or Merapiss.

 

 

I believe the official surname is Nerdaple. ColonelTryhard works as well.


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