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[DallasCreeper]

- mildly incomprehensible gibberish -

It's true, angryhampster is going crazy. I've had my suspicions before, but now I have proof, I think. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A HAWKEN FORUMS THEORY! 

Spoiler

I do not support The Game Theorists in any way; in fact, I don't actually like them at all

[angryhampster]

It's true, angryhampster is going crazy. I've had my suspicions before, but now I have proof, I think. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A HAWKEN FORUMS THEORY! 

Spoiler

I do not support The Game Theorists in any way; in fact, I don't actually like them at all

 

all facts started from theories...

 

keep searching, and maybe, one day, you will find me in the other realms; where i mostly dwell now.....  my life force seeps away, but while it remains, i will continue posting on these forums.

[Superkamikazee]

Hawken's new development, slowest reload EVAR

[GeneralJWJ]

reloaded is the jeb bush of video games

https://youtu.be/X5hfddkCVfA?t=28s

 

Edit @rld I still love you guys though, keep at it.

Edited by GeneralJWJ, 12 April 2016 - 01:50 PM.

[MechFighter5e3bf9]

(oops) *delete*

Edited by Bastardo, 12 April 2016 - 02:47 PM.

[Source_Mystic]

Reloaded simply does not care about the current player base the fact that after a year and a half no updates means they really do not care

[coldform]

Reloaded simply does not care about the current player base the fact that after a year and a half no updates means they really do not care

 

You're right.  They shouldn't care about us.  It's Noobs that will provide RLD with the most income, not us.  We are a fanbase dedicated to a half finished game, and reloaded should concentrate on developing a new one. but they should do this with a finished game, not the version of the game we have today.

 

Have you taken a good look at this community?  we consider ourselves inclusive, but any new user that comes along that shares an Idea that we have hashed out a million times over and over and over gets interblasted into oblivion.  New users try to engage this community who lash back out at the vitriol that we spew out gets a back-lashing orders of magnitude greater than the one dealt.  Hell, even the intrinsic game changes once you cross a certain skill threshold.

 

The hawken virus is not some bit of game lore. Its an actual phenomenon, affecting the attitudes of those that love the game and refuse to give up on it.

 

So what if the devs aren't telling us what they are doing.   we're not the ones that they are targeting to see it.  It makes sense from the only point of view that matters in game development:

 

the bottom line.

[ATX22]

You're right.  They shouldn't care about us.  It's Noobs that will provide RLD with the most income, not us.  We are a fanbase dedicated to a half finished game, and reloaded should concentrate on developing a new one. but they should do this with a finished game, not the version of the game we have today.

 

Have you taken a good look at this community?  we consider ourselves inclusive, but any new user that comes along that shares an Idea that we have hashed out a million times over and over and over gets interblasted into oblivion.  New users try to engage this community who lash back out at the vitriol that we spew out gets a back-lashing orders of magnitude greater than the one dealt.  Hell, even the intrinsic game changes once you cross a certain skill threshold.

 

The hawken virus is not some bit of game lore. Its an actual phenomenon, affecting the attitudes of those that love the game and refuse to give up on it.

 

So what if the devs aren't telling us what they are doing.   we're not the ones that they are targeting to see it.  It makes sense from the only point of view that matters in game development:

 

the bottom line.

 

Or they're making a turn based, micro-transaction heavy mobile version of Hawken for phones and tablets leaving this version of the game to rot and don't want to let us know until it hits all the app stores. 

[crockrocket]

Or they're making a turn based, micro-transaction heavy mobile version of Hawken for phones and tablets leaving this version of the game to rot and don't want to let us know until it hits all the app stores. 

 

Well then they've really fuzzy bunnyed up because there's no way in hell that will be profitable. Seriously the number of bat fuzzy bunny crazy things I've seen suggested that reloaded "is or isn't working on" is just insane. Consider the "bottom line". Jesus

[angryhampster]

do not let your heart become bothered.  they've told us they got some amazing things this year; and im excited for the patch notes this year that explains the next following update in 2018.  oh boy, you know im waiting for it, and im hungry for it.  Gotta love this hawken experience.  Feels right at home with my current life right now. 

 

if you leave, just remember; a hamster like me will shed a tear for you if you ever think about leaving hawken.... and you don't want that..

 

no....no you dont.....

 

stop complaining, they will come through.  trust me, just keep praying; like i have.

[MomOw]

[snip]

 

stop complaining, they will come through.  trust me, just keep praying; like i have.

 

[necroq]

strange question.

because they doing nothing?! everybody with a little brain should knew that.

[raging_squirrel]

They haven't pulled the plug yet...so until that happens I won't get my panties in a knot and keep on playin'.

[angryhampster]

let's stay positive people

 

look into my eyes, and believe

 

 

believe....please....

 

T__T

[ATX22]

let's stay positive people

 

look into my eyes, and believe

 

 

believe....please....

 

T__T

 

That didn't work with ADH/meteor. 

[Nov8tr]

 

but............

[HHJFTRU]

look into my eyes, and believe

 

 

believe....please....

 

[MomOw]

 

Why the devs can't tell us what they are doing ?

 

Because Mistress Tiggs make these bad boys wear gag balls.

 

 

[hellc9943]

This is now a ball gag thread.

[spr1nterJam_]

They don't say anything, because they don't care about us, the community, it's simple.

Even the slowest or NDA developers still can say something, like it's harder that we was thinking or we're under NDA so we can't talk but we still working on it heavly.

 

Looks like the guy was right

 

MoneyFirst

Little to zero communication

Server issues and instability

 

[Amidatelion]

They don't say anything, because they don't care about us, the community, it's simple.

Even the slowest or NDA developers still can say something, like it's harder that we was thinking or we're under NDA so we can't talk but we still working on it heavly.

 

Looks like the guy was right

 

Again, that guy is a lying, impersonating troll.

 

Anyways, aren't you evading a ban?

[MomOw]

This is now a ball gag thread.

 

I still think that this must be the answer

 

 

Edit : yes, it is a running gag

Edited by (KDR) MomOw, 27 April 2016 - 08:54 AM.

[spr1nterJam_]

Again, that guy is a lying, impersonating troll.

 

Anyways, aren't you evading a ban?

 

Oddly nearly all of his testimony came true.

[CraftyDus]

Oddly nearly all of his testimony came true.

 

The large portion of his whining was that reloaded/gamersfirst was going to gouge hawken with pay2win scenarios.

 

Oddly nothing remotely like that has come true.

 

 

Aren't you evading a ban?

[spr1nterJam_]

Oddly nothing remotely like that has come true.

 

 

It doesn't look like nothing

 

MoneyFirst

Little to zero communication

Server issues and instability

[CraftyDus]

It doesn't look like nothing

 

sees price gouging pay 2 win where there isn't any, clearly deluded and evading a ban

[spr1nterJam_]

Who evading ban? I just created a new account, because old one was banned for posting truth and jokes, which developers and their circlejerks didn't liked. I see nothing in rules that you can create a new account or anything about evading it.

[Amidatelion]

Who evading ban? I just created a new account, because old one was banned for posting truth and jokes, which developers and their circlejerks didn't liked. I see nothing in rules that you can create a new account or anything about evading it.

 

Thank you, reported.

[Silverfire]

Who evading ban? I just created a new account, because old one was banned for posting truth and jokes, which developers and their circlejerks didn't liked. I see nothing in rules that you can create a new account or anything about evading it.

 

You are trying to not-be-banned by making a new account.  Or basically just evade the fuzzy bunnyng ban.

 

RULES say under 2F, that these are prohibited:

F. Multiple Accounts and Impersonation

• Creation of multiple accounts by a single individual solely for use on the official forums.
• Creation of multiple accounts for the purpose of evading suspension or account closure.

I think these apply to even truth speakers such as you, spr1nterjam_.

Edited by Silverfire, 27 April 2016 - 10:22 AM.

[hellc9943]

I still think that this must be the answer

 

Edit : yes, it is a running gag

 

[raging_squirrel]

Who evading ban? I just created a new account, because old one was banned for posting truth and jokes, which developers and their circlejerks didn't liked. I see nothing in rules that you can create a new account or anything about evading it.

 

Some people are just too clever for their own good I suppose 

 

*+

[spr1nterJam_]

Thank you, reported.

 

Do what you must. I already said good bye to my wife and kids.

Time to change a forum to Steam or Redit.

 

 

You are trying to not-be-banned by making a new account.  Or basically just evade the fuzzy bunnyng ban.

 

RULES say under 2F, that these are prohibited:

F. Multiple Accounts and Impersonation

• Creation of multiple accounts by a single individual solely for use on the official forums.
• Creation of multiple accounts for the purpose of evading suspension or account closure.

I think these apply to even truth speakers such as you, spr1nterjam_.

You're right. I was wrong. Time to pack my luggage

Edited by spr1nterJam_, 27 April 2016 - 11:12 AM.

[OdinTheWise]

Do what you must. I already said good bye to my wife and kids.

Time to change a forum to Steam or Redit.

 

 

You're right. I was wrong. Time to pack my luggage

if you go to reddit, you will only find the same people

[Nov8tr]

We can leave your friends behind............

Edited by Nov8tr, 27 April 2016 - 06:02 PM.

[Nov8tr]

[MomOw]

[MomOw]

Hawken : Gag ball is a machine ?

 

[hellc9943]

[talon70]

Microsoft bondage is more hard core than that. Plus Bill Gates gets souls and kittens die.

[LadyTiggs]

Locking this up since it's way off topic now.