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PoopSlinger

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Big shiny gold chain to hang from your mechs face.  Like this...

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Except less jank. 

 

Make the chainz swing with your dodges.  Let us buy sweet medallions shaped like the hawken logo, or the mech logos.  When my robot blows up gold bits should fly everywhere, especially with Physx.

 

Make these things expensive as fuzzy bunny.  Like 1200 MC or 60,000HC. 


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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#SWAG



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Posted without edits.

 

 

[11:33] <+shosca> bling
[11:33] <Amidatelion> swag
[11:33] <+shosca> needs moar swag
[11:33] <+shosca> add a hat and a mustache
[11:33] <+shosca> and a monocle
[11:33] <Amidatelion> insufficient diamond grill
[11:34] <+shosca> and rims
[11:34] <Amidatelion> and chrome
[11:34] <+shosca> and glitter
[11:34] <Amidatelion> WELCOME TO PIMP YOUR AXE
[11:34] <+shosca> in todays episode
[11:35] <Amidatelion> WE HEARD YOU LIKED SHOTGUNS SO WE PUT A SHOTTY IN YOUR SHOTTY MECH SO YOU CAN SHOOT WHILE YOU SCOOT
[11:36] <+shosca> don't forget about the audio system
[11:36] <+shosca> i'd like to feel the bass in by gut while that mech is bassing by
[11:36] <Amidatelion> Illal's sickest beats, blasting from a system powered by a secondary virtolium engine.

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How 'bout a shiny gold/chrome camo that costs 12k mc?

 

#YOLOSWAG420MLG


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If you get terrible looking swag I want an audio system where I can put in my own MP3's to play when I'm battling so I don't have to disturb my neighbors.


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I will only buy them if spelled with a z. Chains are unacceptable.


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I'd rather have spinnaz.



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100% approve.  I should be able to hang a clock around my neck, though, like Flava Flav.  

 

But, like, an entire grandfather clock since it's a mech.


Edited by comic_sans, 31 March 2015 - 11:21 AM.

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Bump for best cosmetic idea ever.


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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I changed my mind.

 

 

I totally did not get paid by PoopSlinger to bump this.


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Ray-Ban shades on my infil. Yisss.

 

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Wouldn't mind making your Mech gaudy as f**k, if it was restricted to kill-cam, last-kill-of-the-round and Winner screen only.



That said, I want a red cape like this:




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Sure Poops.  As long as it adds weight to the mech so that it moves slower and can't fly as high and long, I'm all for it.

 

Heck, if they allowed players to just keep adding more and more gold chains... that'd crack me the hell up.  I'm thinking of the guys who "O.G'd" in "I'm Gonna Git U Sucka!"


To be serious for a moment this is just a joke

 


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Sure Poops.  As long as it adds weight to the mech so that it moves slower and can't fly as high and long, I'm all for it.

 

Heck, if they allowed players to just keep adding more and more gold chains... that'd crack me the hell up.  I'm thinking of the guys who "O.G'd" in "I'm Gonna Git U Sucka!"

Genius!   Make them cost a boatload of money and diminish your play and performance.  The perfect thing for people to show off in. 


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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HELLA SWAG

I'd roll one out instantly. Pls captain josh, you know you have to do it.







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