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[SatelliteJack]

Greetings pilots!

 

I had this thread in the old forums, and it seemed to go over pretty well. What with new life being brought to the community, may as well bring it back.

 

The rules are simple. Write tips and tricks for new people, but only use six words. It can be anything from gameplay to posting on the forums. For example, Scouts are really just glass cannons. Easy as that. Have fun!

[LoC_TR]

Sneak with a Raider, Blitz walk

[Amidatelion]

Get on the FUZZY BUNNY POINT.

[Lion_ThunderPants]

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge...

[Panzermanathod]

Do not tech invisible Preds, please.

[Silverfire]

Boosting puts you on radar. Don't.

[crockrocket]

Shoot them with the pointy end.

[Kuroken]

Poke until you find a hole

 

Berserkers should just be named "Spacebar"

 

Brawlers are scary, run away quickly

 

Tech sighted? Kill it with fire

[devotion]

repair kit, extractor, any one slot

[reVelske]

GET ON THE F**KING A A

 

...Oh someone had a similar one already...

 

GET TO THE TOP OF UPTOWN

Edited by reVelske, 11 May 2015 - 11:02 PM.

[CrimsonKaim]

Always stay away from your team.

[LaurenEmily]

Learn to aim your beautiful weapons.

 

Treat your secondary more like primary.

 

You're perfect so blame the team.

[CrimsonKaim]

Kill the Technician, no matter what.

[HorseHeadProphet]

don't engage if you can't win

 

always seek high ground in combat

 

fighting in hallways is really dumb

[Loglino]

Better not die, you crappy noobcake.

[Flifang]

Learn to lead by guessing shots

[Sp3ctrr]

ALWAYS treat your opponents with distaste.

 

Don't ALWAYS be a floaty G2 raider.

 

Blame your ping, you'll gain sympathy.

 

If in doubt, blame somebody else. 

[Kopra]

When playing against sniper mechs do

[bacon_avenger]

Always blame S9 on the forums.

[Panzermanathod]

PPA and Heatstomp: Very Risky indeed.

[PsychedelicGrass]

If following to flank, don't boost.

[JeffMagnum]

Learn to aim you fuzzy bunnyng casual

[CrimsonKaim]

Learn to aim you fuzzy bunnyng casual

 

7 words! Panic!

 

Don't play defensive in team modes.

[PsychedelicGrass]

Zerker: hold space, press f. Win.

Any other mech: buy a zerker.

Edited by PsychedelicGrass, 14 May 2015 - 03:54 PM.

[Bergwein]

See someone fleeing? Pop dat Camouflage.

 

Vanguards have some soft, squishy butts.

 

Ate EMP? Sit on nearest orb!

 

The Bakery is good for flanks.

 

Have a grenade launcher on Uptown.

Edited by (KDR) Bergwein, 16 May 2015 - 02:06 PM.

[IareDave]

Always go for Dave in Deatmatch.

[Nov8tr]

Always stay together you bozo clowns. (too many newbs never learn this. They run off like cowboys and die. I tell them this is a TEAM game, not SOLO. Well unless your'e in DM and then all bets are off. And yes shoot Dave first..........LOL. )

[Call_Me_Ishmael]

The kinder, gentler me edited this.

Edited by Call_Me_Ishmael, 16 May 2015 - 07:01 PM.

[Shoutaxeror]

Piloting Raider ? Train your kamikaze skills

 

Buying Predator will make you happy

 

Place mines on orbs and smile

 

Bad pilots need more forum posts

[LaurenEmily]

Never gonna give you up lol

[PoopSlinger]

Use t-32 for maximum raider carnage.

[Hyginos]

Put that damn red beam away.

[Roarschak]

Peekaboo Tow Rockets, wins the match.

[Nightfirebolt]

Please stop playing Reaper on siege

[Arkenbrien]

When in doubt, bring more dakka.

[Miscellaneous]

Use the Breacher, not the T32!

[Hyginos]

Fire locked hellfires at the sky.

[LaurenEmily]

The most unpredictable one always wins.

[Nov8tr]

"Always wear a condom during sex." Well unless you want something growing and it falls off. ewwww

[Draigun]

Cadenced movement is needed to win.