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[talons1337]

OK guys it's me I'm back now on my quest for 3000 forum MMR.

 

^{yes the sex change surgery went well thank you for asking}

 

As usual, I demand royalties for these top quality suggestions.

 

I have a bold plan, to introduce a new, never-seen-before-on-any-platform-whatsoever-nor-in-any-game, mech. I love my idea so much that I even gave it a creative writeup and stuff. Enjoy:

 

 

KHANG'S MECH EMPORIUM BROCHURE

pg. 54

 

(Sentium Mech)

Nief

Mid-Range High Damage Skirmisher

Light / Assassination

 

The Nief is a highly versatile Mech on both land and air. Equipped with dual Twin Seekers, it can effectively hail a barrage of missiles from mid to long range. Twin Seekers automatically lock on to enemy mechs and do all your aiming for you! What a deal!

 

Piloting the Nief

Nief is highly versatile on both ground and air. Use this to your advantage and try to keep enemies at an optimal mid-range distance where the Twin Seekers will be most effective.

 

Defeating the Nief

Avoid skirmishes with Nief in the open. The homing capabilities of the Twin Seekers make it hard to combat without proper cover.

 

Special Ability

 

Rapid Fire - The special ability of this mech greatly increases the fire rate of weapons for a duration. Highest DPS on Ilaal guaranteed or your money back. Khang takes no responsibility for melted weapons from overheating.

 

Armament

 

The Nief's Twin Seekers have the following stats:

 

Damage Rating

XXXXX00000

Rate of Fire

XX00000000

Accuracy

XXXXXXXXX0

Effective Range

XXXXXX0000

Heat Generation

XXXX000000

 

And it comes with heat seeking to boot! For the low, low price of just 7,499 MC, this mech can be yours*! And, Khang will even throw in a rocket turret and detonator, for FREE**! You know a good deal when you see one!

 

^{*(Offer only available to clients with VIP membership)}

^{**(Only if a small, small sum of 499 MC is paid as a servicing fee).}

 

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So what do you guys think? Good idea? GREAT idea? Let me know in the comments below, I'm too lazy to make a strawpoll ^{just like reloaded is too lazy to turn on spellcheck and/or proofread the damn mech pages for spelling errors or, god forbid, information hinting at alternative primary weapons!}

Edited by talons1337, 18 July 2016 - 11:12 PM.

[FEF-FEFington]

QUALITY POST YET AGAIN, TAL

reloaded pls dont ban him

[talons1337]

how i feel about my suggestions

[Shade__]

.Das some gud stuff wright the're

[JeffMagnum]

excellent post my friend

[dorobo]

[Lioot]

The prophet is back. More revolutionary ideas like this and ban guns plz

[nepacaka]

best idea ever! totally should be implemented in next patch!

Edited by nepacaka, 19 July 2016 - 03:15 AM.