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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:30 PM

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By Order of the Lord of the Scrubs, For Immediate Promulgation:

 

As tickle has decided to take leave of his sense for at least the next 13 weeks and very likely longer, the HKTS found itself needing to replace his irreplaceable qualities of...

 

of...

 

Anyways, we need 3 Super Admins to operate effectively, particularly since I am incredibly ineffective these days. In the slapdash, lackadaisacal and unilateral manner that we have become used to decisions being made in this community, I went ahead and made Woods13 a Super Admin. In reality the decision process was more involved than that, but not by much.

 

Woods is a skilled, respected member of the community who is unfailingly polite and moreover seems genetically incapable of raging. 

 

Basically my exact opposite, and thank fuzz for that.

 

Please welcome him to the august, oh-so-strenuous and largely ceremonial role as one of your teamspeak overlords.

 

 


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:48 PM

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I had no part in this decision and am currently writing this from Amid's basement. Send Help.


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:57 PM

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The hkts trinity: the salty one, the wooden one, and the pubescent one.

Edited by coldform, 14 November 2016 - 06:58 PM.

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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 08:44 PM

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I am familiar with a HKTS but not a HTKS. Is that some sort of new secret place for the cool Hawken kids?


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 08:54 PM

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All jokes aside, I welcome Woods to the super admin role and as a head figure in one of hawken's community hubs. 


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 09:27 PM

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I am familiar with a HKTS but not a HTKS. Is that some sort of new secret place for the cool Hawken kids?

HTKS = Hawken Team Kill yourSelf Because hawken is dead and so are our dreams. (obvious sarcasm is obvious don't do it seek help thanks)


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 12:34 AM

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HTKS = Hawken Team Kill yourSelf Because hawken is dead and so are our dreams. (obvious sarcasm is obvious don't do it seek help thanks)

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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 01:49 AM

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 05:54 AM

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I had no part in this decision and am currently writing this from Amid's basement. Send Help.

 

Get back in your fuzzing crate.

 

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I am familiar with a HKTS but not a HTKS. Is that some sort of new secret place for the cool Hawken kids?

 

You're fired. Again.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:03 AM

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Get back in your fuzzing crate.

 

 

You're fired. Again.

 

 

 

Since when was I ever fired to begin with...


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 04:48 PM

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Bit late to the forums party, but better late than never yeah?

 

I'm just here to play the game and have fun, but I'm happy to step up since yall need me. I'm honored that the TS folks think so highly of me and I'll do whatever it is Super Admins do to the highest of my ability (I'm sure I'll get a rundown).

 

Drop by sometime and say hello!

 

 

HKTS server address:

ts5.gameservers.com:9152

 

 

If you want to get in touch with your new Supreme Master Overlord of Everything Super Admin you can add me on Steam here:

http://steamcommunit...id/theironwood/


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Posted 17 November 2016 - 05:49 AM

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Good choice, can confirm woods does not rage. Since he started playing Hawken he's been frequenting the TS so I'd say he knows what’s up.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:45 PM

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YOU will all fall to me people.  


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 06:45 AM

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YOU will all fall to me people.  

So you are one of our secret Lizard overlords? No? I thought so. Do not try to impersonate our lizard overlords, mortal. 


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 07:05 PM

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 12:09 AM

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praise be to our lizard overlords! 


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 06:32 AM

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Lizard overlords chewed on Xer06siX for a while, but apparently he tasted a bit fowl.



 

 

 

boom tish


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:05 AM

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BAD CHICKEN LIZARD JOKE

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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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czerofive-Today at 2:22 AM > got banned from playing lazertag - I used a knife to conserve ammo

FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 02:43 PM

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I'm a dad.

 

Our power comes from the groans of those we inflict bad jokes on.


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Posted 04 December 2016 - 09:24 AM

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Size is everything. 

 

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I'm moar like the Sinornis tho. 

 

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Posted 04 December 2016 - 05:08 PM

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a lizard small enough to be eaten by a chicken is not an overlord...

 

Your argument is futile.


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Posted 05 December 2016 - 08:17 PM

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A lizard is a lizard...


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Posted 05 December 2016 - 08:23 PM

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size matters. ask your mom...


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Posted 05 December 2016 - 08:37 PM

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size matters. ask your mom...

Lets keep it professional. Lest we should keep the jokes above a middle school level mentality. Up to you.


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Posted 05 December 2016 - 09:27 PM

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Lets keep it professional. Lest we should keep the jokes above a middle school level mentality. Up to you.

 

 

YOU will all fall to me people.  

 

 

Size is everything. 

 

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I'm moar like the Sinornis tho. 

 

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Please cease your hypocrisy and confine your shitposting to your own special thread.


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 07:36 PM

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I love you, and how you refer to your threads as special. :-) You are my special little snowflake.


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