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[Amidatelion]

 

This is by far the most awkward, janky-ass, piece of fuzz I have ever had the misfortune to pilot in this game. Every time I have to haul this blundering heap of mismatched weaponry against a foe I can otherwise dumpster I develop this twitch under my right eye. It feels like it was a deliberate attempt to troll the collective pants off the community and make us wear them on our heads.

 

I love it.

 

It's perfect.

 

You done good, son. You done good.

 

The Seekerauder joins the Heat Rocketeer in earning the dubious honour of the Scrublord Seal of Approval.

[CZeroFive]

All seekers everything. Gold-plated seekers would be good. Seekers for President 2024.

[Silverfire]

All seekers everything. Gold-plated seekers would be good. Seekers for President 2024.

 

2024? Why not 2020?

[dorobo]

clearly this should work fine.. Bait them with poking then BAM!

[nepacaka]

2024? Why not 2020?

bacoz 2020 for trump

[ArchMech]

everyone always wants a god damned wall, great for zombies, invasion, immigration, seclusion, kidnapping, sequestration, imprisonment, hideouts
i lobby for a wall mech with an undamageable health pool
we'll call it whatever the fk name, but if some1 buys it from market and looks at the name in their garage, instead of the name we picked, it will say DTS and they wont be able to change it
infer what DTS is an acronym for and you shall have your choice of cookies or crack cocaine sum restrictions or exclusions may apply

Spoiler

surprise just kidding the cookies have seeker missiles in them

has 2 weapon both potato launchers, has a cookie monster head with a blonde toupee and a red hat with unmentionables written all over it

also A must A the DT for humanity, infer what you will about that, but history channel already has the movie rights for the historical documentary about it believe me

wall mech is great idea

also, a seeker item you can launch at an opponent, as a perk this will also be gold plated, and makes seeker missiles launched from the mech's weapons gold plated with shiny gold phys-x, super marketable make it happen, 

ALSO yes make seeker coloration optional cosmetics cuz marketable

[DerMax]

i lobby for a wall mech with an undamageable health pool

Honestly, that's a sick idea. A C class which expands into a huge wall when going into siege mode, with 95% damage reduction. Probably impossible to program for our bois, though.

[Merl61]

Honestly, that's a sick idea. A C class which expands into a huge wall when going into siege mode, with 95% damage reduction. Probably impossible to program for our bois, though.

Make it have a majestic scraggly blond hairdo when deployed. The wall should also have UUUUUUUUUGE written on it. Make Hawken great again. (Mexico will code it) 

[dorobo]

I allready asked for  that in form of a wall item being much much wider.. That should be easy to implement.