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#41
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Remove the Tech because it somehow changed the game or it "empirically" imbalances the game istead of appreciating how strong it can make an AA push and how tenuous an idea it is to have a sheet of paper on your team that you are counting on to be able to heal you while not dying itself.

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- new item "fake healing orbs" that steal health like helix vampire torch
- new item "bananas" that make you mech slide like an unwanted dodge + 180 spin
- new item "flying blue shell" that behaves like an hellfire with the damage output of a KLA and auto-lock the MVP of the ennemy team
- new item "lightning" that half size and speed of ennemy mech with higher scores for a few sec.
- new item "Mushroom" that drasctically increase your speed for a few sec

 


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This

 

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At hexa kill there needs to be a full thrash metal dubstep remix of Darude - Sandstorm at 180+ BPM


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Infection game mode where when you die you re spawn as an infinite blitz raider with infinite fuel.

Hmm. Actually sounds fun. Maybe this isn't the thread...
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Backward boost.

 

Ninja Hellfires that never lose their target.

 

Sharpshooter ability which lasts 60 seconds.


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Godmode mech that has 2 primary weapons and 2 secondary weapons. Also it has every mech ability in the game and when that is activated it lasts 30 minutes with 2 second cooldown. Also it's a DD-class with 2000 health and is 3 x faster than the scout. Oh and it only has 1 leg.


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SS drone: a little drone, similar to that of the bombers in Co-op BD, but it has two sabot rifles and never ending Railgun Shot ability, oh and it has perfect aim too.

 

 

 

and you can have more than one out at a time


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Something similar to the healing torch that instead harms enemies and not only latches onto them, but also drags you along with them.  Players must be clever and try to use the walls and terrain to sever the connection...but I doubt even that would work due to wall-breaking glitches. 



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Remove the matchmaker and all associated data.


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Kick everyone over 2300 MMR.


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Kick everyone over 2300 MMR.

 

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I got the ultimate bad idea.....    Add Killstreaks like COD!!!  Super radar at 3 killz, Airstrikes at 5 killz, helicopters at 6 killz, and super hellfire turrets at 9 killz.


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Dodging while flying.

I know it sounds crazy


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Remove vertical balance while flying. That means that, if you are not skilled enough, your mech will fly upside down and you boost straight into the ground like ...

 

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Replace the deathcam with this

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Rocketeers only 1v1 game mode - and Hellfires only. Indefinite time limit, 50 kill winning cap, and removal of hc for ragequitters just for this game mode. Includes random health orb drop ever 30 seconds.

Also, make hell fires "pop" into the air horizontally oriented, moving straight upwards. Give them a ~5 second hang time, before igniting the rocket engines. Can be ignited manually with a second and click of the RMB.
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I like going against the best of any game I play. Helps you in the long run n motivates u to do more. Always room for improvement not failure

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Remove vertical balance while flying. That means that, if you are not skilled enough, your mech will fly upside down and you boost straight into the ground like ...

 

 

I really like this idea.  If you are hit by a tow or any explosive, you should lose flying balance.  Maybe not boost straight into the ground, but lose control deffinitely.  Not even a bad idea, just something i think should be in the game.


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I really like this idea.  If you are hit by a tow or any explosive, you should lose flying balance.  Maybe not boost straight into the ground, but lose control deffinitely.  Not even a bad idea, just something i think should be in the game.

 

Let the aitzerker and assault players flame hahahaha xd


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Replace all in game text with 1337 speak translations.


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Replace all in game text with 1337 speak translations.

just... yes. so much yes.


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Scout needs to have 1 hp and a hellfires that autolock, have no cooldown and instagib.

 

You know, for the children


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Tweak seige slightly.

The AA now shoots directly at the bases, and players must launch ships to body block the AA strikes. Just a minor tweak.
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Replace the yeit in the winter version of last eco with clap trap from the borderlands series
Who wouldn't want to shoot that bot?


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A wall bypass ability....

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An ability that makes you kill everyone in the proximity ..
Which is the whole map.... And if there's no one cuz they are all ded pop it again and you win XD

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New "suicide mech", which ability is to explode, killing himlself and dealing damage to all nearby ennemies

 

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Let the 1% decide the direction this fine game should go :P~


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Let the 1% decide the direction this fine game should go :P~

We are talking bad ideas dude, not real stuff.


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- Orbs give 500 health.

 

- Advanced repair kit and Extractor take 1 internal slot. Basic versions are removed.

 

- Buff the scout.



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While repairing, camera stays "first person".



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We are talking bad ideas dude, not real stuff.

Let me introduce you to a new word:

S A R C A S M

noun
noun: sarcasm; plural noun: sarcasms
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"
synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, sneering, scoffing;

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New internal:

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- takes one slot, can only be equipped if you also have the biggest repair kit & extractor. also pilot level 31 is required together with KDR of 10:1 or above.

- Makes all orbs twice as big in radius.

- makes them glow green.

- is not op at all.


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oops 


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Well, I think most people will think it's a terrible idea, but I'd still kinda like to see a teleporter mech.

 

  • This mech would have very little in the way of offensive capabilities and very low HP.
  • It would be able to drop a portal device at one point on the map and then have the ability to switch on a portal that it carries with it as it's secondary weapon.
  • So, it drops a portal somewhere on the map, then tries to find another spot where the team can walk up to the teleporter mech, have it fire up the portable portal and then they step through and come out of the other portal it's dropped elsewhere.
  • The portal would be one-way.  You can only go in at the teleporter mech and out at the dropped portal.
  • If the teleporter mech hasn't dropped a portal on the map, it's secondary portable portal doesn't do anything (signified by a red color when not deployed/green when deployed)
  • The dropped portal can be destroyed by the enemy.
  • There is no real way for team-mates to see where or what is waiting for them on the other end - which makes it a gamble.  The enemy team could be camping the portal rather than electing to destroy it.

 

I think it would be a hoot and put another "support" mech in the game.  I'm sure it would get a lot less hate than the Tech.


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Implement critical hits.

Introducing a mech that can dodge off walls and replenishes fuel on a successful wall dodge.

 

Put in damage models and ragdoll physics so it's possible to tear off enemies weapon arms or legs.

Add chances for weapon malfunctions like TOW exploding and damaging the mech instead of launching and adding duds.

 

Add a gamemode with 100 players on the same map (50 vs. 50) and activate friendly fire.


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longbow 'nades from borderlands, you chuck 'em they port 50 m in a direction and explode


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make the robots do pooping



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Make G-2 incinerator. It will be type A and have M4MA and SARE


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Add a real badass weapon to that game !

 

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I want a Scout with Corsair and T32 please.

 

fuzzy bunny that, give me a Scout with double MIRV.


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