
The Ultimate Bad Ideas Thread
#41
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:36 AM

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#42
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:44 AM

- new item "fake healing orbs" that steal health like helix vampire torch
- new item "bananas" that make you mech slide like an unwanted dodge + 180 spin
- new item "flying blue shell" that behaves like an hellfire with the damage output of a KLA and auto-lock the MVP of the ennemy team
- new item "lightning" that half size and speed of ennemy mech with higher scores for a few sec.
- new item "Mushroom" that drasctically increase your speed for a few sec
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#45
Posted 05 May 2015 - 11:31 AM

Backward boost.
Ninja Hellfires that never lose their target.
Sharpshooter ability which lasts 60 seconds.
#46
Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:04 PM

Godmode mech that has 2 primary weapons and 2 secondary weapons. Also it has every mech ability in the game and when that is activated it lasts 30 minutes with 2 second cooldown. Also it's a DD-class with 2000 health and is 3 x faster than the scout. Oh and it only has 1 leg.
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#47
Posted 05 May 2015 - 02:18 PM

SS drone: a little drone, similar to that of the bombers in Co-op BD, but it has two sabot rifles and never ending Railgun Shot ability, oh and it has perfect aim too.
and you can have more than one out at a time
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#48
Posted 05 May 2015 - 06:19 PM

Something similar to the healing torch that instead harms enemies and not only latches onto them, but also drags you along with them. Players must be clever and try to use the walls and terrain to sever the connection...but I doubt even that would work due to wall-breaking glitches.
#49
Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:23 PM

#50
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:06 PM

Kick everyone over 2300 MMR.
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#51
Posted 05 May 2015 - 10:14 PM

Kick everyone over 2300 MMR.
I would then fight Amid to claim my place as the True Lord of All Scrubs!
#52
Posted 06 May 2015 - 04:12 AM

I got the ultimate bad idea..... Add Killstreaks like COD!!! Super radar at 3 killz, Airstrikes at 5 killz, helicopters at 6 killz, and super hellfire turrets at 9 killz.
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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.
#53
Posted 06 May 2015 - 04:23 AM

Dodging while flying.
I know it sounds crazy
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#54
Posted 06 May 2015 - 05:55 AM

Remove vertical balance while flying. That means that, if you are not skilled enough, your mech will fly upside down and you boost straight into the ground like ...
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#56
Posted 06 May 2015 - 07:54 AM

Also, make hell fires "pop" into the air horizontally oriented, moving straight upwards. Give them a ~5 second hang time, before igniting the rocket engines. Can be ignited manually with a second and click of the RMB.
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FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUZZ IS A "SHILL"
#57
Posted 06 May 2015 - 08:06 AM

Remove vertical balance while flying. That means that, if you are not skilled enough, your mech will fly upside down and you boost straight into the ground like ...
I really like this idea. If you are hit by a tow or any explosive, you should lose flying balance. Maybe not boost straight into the ground, but lose control deffinitely. Not even a bad idea, just something i think should be in the game.
Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.
#58
Posted 06 May 2015 - 08:23 AM

I really like this idea. If you are hit by a tow or any explosive, you should lose flying balance. Maybe not boost straight into the ground, but lose control deffinitely. Not even a bad idea, just something i think should be in the game.
Let the aitzerker and assault players flame hahahaha xd
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#59
Posted 06 May 2015 - 08:44 AM

Replace all in game text with 1337 speak translations.
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#60
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:07 AM

Replace all in game text with 1337 speak translations.
just... yes. so much yes.
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#61
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:07 AM

Scout needs to have 1 hp and a hellfires that autolock, have no cooldown and instagib.
You know, for the children
Edited by Rainbow Sheep, 06 May 2015 - 09:07 AM.
#62
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:25 AM

The AA now shoots directly at the bases, and players must launch ships to body block the AA strikes. Just a minor tweak.
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#63
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:36 AM

Replace the yeit in the winter version of last eco with clap trap from the borderlands series
Who wouldn't want to shoot that bot?
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#64
Posted 06 May 2015 - 03:57 PM

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#65
Posted 06 May 2015 - 04:01 PM

Which is the whole map.... And if there's no one cuz they are all ded pop it again and you win XD
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#66
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:06 PM

New "suicide mech", which ability is to explode, killing himlself and dealing damage to all nearby ennemies
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#67
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:12 PM

Let the 1% decide the direction this fine game should go :P~
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#68
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:17 PM

Let the 1% decide the direction this fine game should go :P~
We are talking bad ideas dude, not real stuff.
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#69
Posted 07 May 2015 - 02:51 AM

- Orbs give 500 health.
- Advanced repair kit and Extractor take 1 internal slot. Basic versions are removed.
- Buff the scout.
#70
Posted 07 May 2015 - 12:21 PM

#71
Posted 07 May 2015 - 08:18 PM

We are talking bad ideas dude, not real stuff.
Let me introduce you to a new word:
S A R C A S M
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#72
Posted 08 May 2015 - 05:44 AM

New internal:
-*insert name here*
- takes one slot, can only be equipped if you also have the biggest repair kit & extractor. also pilot level 31 is required together with KDR of 10:1 or above.
- Makes all orbs twice as big in radius.
- makes them glow green.
- is not op at all.
#73
Posted 08 May 2015 - 08:11 AM

oops
Edited by Sir Aregon, 08 May 2015 - 08:12 AM.
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#74
Posted 11 May 2015 - 11:18 AM

Well, I think most people will think it's a terrible idea, but I'd still kinda like to see a teleporter mech.
- This mech would have very little in the way of offensive capabilities and very low HP.
- It would be able to drop a portal device at one point on the map and then have the ability to switch on a portal that it carries with it as it's secondary weapon.
- So, it drops a portal somewhere on the map, then tries to find another spot where the team can walk up to the teleporter mech, have it fire up the portable portal and then they step through and come out of the other portal it's dropped elsewhere.
- The portal would be one-way. You can only go in at the teleporter mech and out at the dropped portal.
- If the teleporter mech hasn't dropped a portal on the map, it's secondary portable portal doesn't do anything (signified by a red color when not deployed/green when deployed)
- The dropped portal can be destroyed by the enemy.
- There is no real way for team-mates to see where or what is waiting for them on the other end - which makes it a gamble. The enemy team could be camping the portal rather than electing to destroy it.
I think it would be a hoot and put another "support" mech in the game. I'm sure it would get a lot less hate than the Tech.
To be serious for a moment this is just a joke
#75
Posted 11 May 2015 - 11:26 AM

Implement critical hits.
Introducing a mech that can dodge off walls and replenishes fuel on a successful wall dodge.
Put in damage models and ragdoll physics so it's possible to tear off enemies weapon arms or legs.
Add chances for weapon malfunctions like TOW exploding and damaging the mech instead of launching and adding duds.
Add a gamemode with 100 players on the same map (50 vs. 50) and activate friendly fire.
Edited by Sorroritas, 11 May 2015 - 11:38 AM.
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#76
Posted 11 May 2015 - 11:39 AM

longbow 'nades from borderlands, you chuck 'em they port 50 m in a direction and explode
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#77
Posted 11 May 2015 - 01:38 PM

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 01:55 PM

#79
Posted 11 May 2015 - 02:09 PM

Add a real badass weapon to that game !
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#80
Posted 11 May 2015 - 02:10 PM

I want a Scout with Corsair and T32 please.
fuzzy bunny that, give me a Scout with double MIRV.
Edited by n3onfx, 11 May 2015 - 02:13 PM.
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