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[nepacaka]

Attention! a lot of babaji language

 

6 year old man play in Hawken.

Spoiler

to prevent question. No, it is not my son. Just a random 6 year old child, whom I picked up on the street and forced to play Hawken in order to experiment. Mwahahaha. Obviously, now the KGB would seek me, because I've posted photos in internet.
 

Today we have an idea what kind of experience receives a player who is playing in Hawken for the first time. The kid played a lot of fights, but I will show you only the first three fights. I explain to him general controls W,A,S,D, shift, space, F, C, mouse, and basics gameplay. Kid is often look how i play in hawken, so, it did not take long time. Kid know, that rockets and grenades have air-det, but not use because he always detonate it from start. I tell him not use items, because it is too many buttons for a kid.

 

Well, let see what we have:

1) First match was on Origin in TDM mode. What interesting things you can see in this video?
- Dodging like a sir! Origin Climbing like a God!
- Angry Revenge for Skilled Enemy Assault!
- Fantastic Duel with MG-Turell and Hologram!
- Nice kill stealing and Unbelievable killstreaks!
- and more Awsom tricks which you never seen before!

 

2) The second match was on Bunker in TDM mode. What interesting things you can see in this video?
- Perfect duel with bruiser, 0% hp loss!
- Awesome hologram tricks!
- Revenge for imba-Incinerator!
- Epic double kills, and Revenge for mighty Brawler!
- and much more Epic hawken stuff and explosions!

Well, we still need working a little with dodges :D
His hand just so small for using shift button very well. But, i think i can teach him how they should lying his hand for easily control it.

 

Next part of education was no less fun. I trying showed him how it should be. Next match was on Bazaar TDM with the same players and cause "funny drama" about "hax"... Really sorry guys, it is totally babaji fault that i can't explain correct, than you play with kid in previous matches, and then you play with another adult player now. but...this match was funny in any case. lol.

To say more short: these players easily destroy our Kid mech in previous matches, but than we swap players, they starting thing that i activate cheat-codes. I make a chat-log. Don't want offend anyone, it just was fun :D

 

Chat Log (with my comments)

Spoiler

anti-cheating hero: Steam_Trader
super-hax villain: VeseliyTrolleibus


VeseliyTrolleibus: GO

matijajebac: lets roil

Lpopp2612: CHAAAAARGE

VeseliyTrolleibus: you play with 6 years kid, lol)
(obviously, i talk about several previous matches, in which they easily kill him, but probably they not understand me correct :D)

VeseliyTrolleibus: now i'm here)
(i'm trying to tell him than adult player here, but you know, how bad my babaji english can be... :D)

Steam_Trader: We all are

joja321: okax

Lpopp2612: one day, we will die, but all other days, we won't

Steam_Trader: :')

Lpopp2612: It's all about perspective

Steam_Trader: fail
Steam_Trader: But revenge will follow.
(Ok :C)

matijajebac: wtf

Lpopp2612: holyyyyy sh1t

Steam_Trader: I'm not sure the Predator is countering the Infiltrator
Steam_Trader: sure for the ability, after...

Lpopp2612: im not sure either :'D

Steam_Trader: :)

Lpopp2612: #GeTrEkT

Steam_Trader: I'm checking Vese
(lol, he checked me)
Steam_Trader: Aimbots are frequent these times
Steam_Trader: someone that join like that

Lpopp2612: whoa, you can do this?

Steam_Trader: It exists
Steam_Trader: I ddin't find one acceptable but they are
(Wait...do you mean... are you trying to find and implement existing cheats, but cheating programms which you find not working with your Hawken? lol. who is really cheater here? Steam_Trader, Call me, when you find another one cheats which will working in our hawken, ok?)

Lpopp2612: whoa O_O

Steam_Trader: And vese is using one
(VeseliyTrolleibus = Funny trolleybus = Vese = Me :D)

Steam_Trader: See the way he is focusing
(yeah, with my 30% accuracy...on video clearly seen how actually cheap my aim is. Despite fact that you guys just stand still in fight and don't move at all. xD)

Lpopp2612: damm you, vese!

Steam_Trader: Idiot vese :p
(Ok. :3)
Steam_Trader: the real 6 year old kid :')
(yeah, that obviously my mistake that they understand me incorrect :D)
Steam_Trader: We found him

Lpopp2612: :'D

Steam_Trader: the point is
Steam_Trader: He is moving with non sense
(i agree with you Trader, my moving-skill is actually not very high :C, obviously, you moving like a god in hawken! :D)
Steam_Trader: but aiming is constantly correct
Steam_Trader: He said he was here

Lpopp2612: loool obvious hack
(sure)

Steam_Trader: To that sentence we could know he was a cheater
(you are sherlok, bravo!)

Lpopp2612: he just died

Steam_Trader: I'm a real predator in life :p
Steam_Trader: He's bad
(Who would doubt)

Lpopp2612: coooool

Steam_Trader: For a cheater
(Sure, because i'm not a cheater :D)

VeseliyTrolleibus: i tell you, before you play with kid)
(this whole time i'm didn't read game chat, when I notice dialogue about cheater, I start realise, that they talking about Me :D
i really don't understand first "who is the cheater?" in match)

Lpopp2612: too much awesomness

Steam_Trader: I would eradicate him
Steam_Trader: for a lesson
(Yeah! I want eradicate him too!... Wait...)

Steam_Trader: Now we are playing with little kids
(Trader, if you see this video, just realise that your skill are not gone far from 6 year old child skill, who play in two previous videos :)

Steam_Trader: with you Vese!
Steam_Trader: before is was gentle kids
(awsom! ^_^)

Steam_Trader: now idiot one
Steam_Trader: :')
(:?)

Steam_Trader: You cannot beat me, speaking talking :p
(I just hope that you will see yourself on the video and will smile)

Steam_Trader: I used a lot on Battlefield

Lpopp2612: me too

Steam_Trader: Doing something not usual was fun
Steam_Trader: If all had it is funnier :'a
Steam_Trader: But here with his sentences only an hypocrit he is :p
(it is not My fault! it is all about BabaJi! He made my english so bad!... (q_q)

Steam_Trader left the Battlefield. (before match end :D)

(Oh, C'mon guys... I shown you real hawken how it should be! Now you know how to become better if you play with "cheater"... :D)


Steam_Trade, if you read this, you should know. you was awsom in fight.
this story also make me laugh, because sometimes I also blame someone in cheating (obviously, i blame players who play better than me :3), so, sorry me. I just teach/shown 6 years kid how to play in hawken.

Don't blame me in creating smurf-account or cheating, lol.
You can clearly see on this video, that my aim is actually not ideal (30% accuracy xD). And i use very old ball-mouse, this is why my crosshair always "twitching" like a hell. It is actually very hard to keep this mouse/crosshair on the enemy player.

p.s.: Also, to be more honest, i create another smurf-account (special for me) to gain some experiment with it. And the result was actually very interest, but it is a story for my next topic... i tell about my own experience in the next time.

 

Edited by nepacaka, 06 December 2015 - 12:58 AM.

[CrimsonKaim]

This kid is better than most of these fücktards in my team.

I'm done. 

 

Now I have a new way to insult my dumb team: "Hey ya know this 6-year-old would screw you dumbäss!" 

 

:,D +1

[nepacaka]

When I create smurf and play in third video, I start think than all players in Hawken with 1250 mmr who play in hawken are 6 year old kids :)

[Guns_N_Rozer]

When I create smurf and play in third video, I start think than all players in Hawken with 1250 mmr who play in hawken are 6 year old kids :)

is e your son , if so u should have prould of him 

[Guns_N_Rozer]

i see he is playing plastic hawken , let him feel the real hawken 

[nepacaka]

is e your son , if so u should have prould of him 

no, it is not my son :3
he is son of my older brother.
 

let him feel the real hawken

 

no chance. also, he love see how i play, so, he interesting in gameplay and don't care about graphics.

Edited by nepacaka, 06 December 2015 - 01:45 AM.

[Aregon]

This kid is better than most of these fücktards in my team.
I'm done. 
 
Now I have a new way to insult my dumb team: "Hey ya know this 6-year-old would screw you dumbäss!" 
 
:,D +1

I am not known to be exactly the sharpest knife out there, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this experiment was intended for. At all. Like, never. I know you and your friends love this rough 'humour' of yours, but if you haven't realised it yet, and that's what I am pretty scared for, you can't be like that in public with others unless it is with those friends, and expect to be allowed to join clans or community events.

[nepacaka]

lol. Double kill.
clearly seen that Assault mech just imba, and should be nerfed, if 6 year old Kid can made a kill streak with this :D

[Bergwein]

"He is moving with non sense. But aiming is constantly correct."

[Trych]

Is the config for this specific plastic Hawken in one of your other posts nepacaka?
It pleases me greatly.

[Guns_N_Rozer]

does this future hero knows what is Brawler , u should have introduce with it 

Edited by Guns_N_Rozer, 06 December 2015 - 11:42 PM.

[nepacaka]

Is the config for this specific plastic Hawken in one of your other posts nepacaka?
It pleases me greatly.

it is doom-config from this fps-thread:
https://community.pl...e-optimization/

 

does this future hero knows what is Brawler , u should have introduce with it 

assault more good from first play, brawler actually too hard. he dont have dps, and every miss from flak = fail. his HP also doesn't help.
he also try default vanguard. vanguard look the same with assault, but kid bad with GL-launcher, because grenades don't fly in crosshair like TOW rockets.

[Badtings]

Yes! teach them young!

[minefake]

3:07 First video

MLG turret takedown.

Edited by minefake, 07 December 2015 - 11:46 AM.

[nepacaka]

3:07 First video
MLG turret takedown.

I love moment from second video (bunker, 6:00), when enemy incinerator kill him, than he respawn, and go at the same place where he was killed, find this incinerator and made a revenge-kill :D

[EM1O]

That DooM '95 sound track! I still have the Win98 game somewhere on CD. I don't know if it's available still, but Sonic Clang did a full metal band studio-instrumental recording of the original soundtrack.

Good aim for a 6 year old novice. Let him know he's popular in Hawken, now!

[minefake]

Lol, that's pretty funny. And then he starts hanging out in the air, preforming a victory dance.

[Zaxik]

Yes! teach them young!

Don't, it's a trap! I did it with my brother, now he wants to kick my ass in CS:GO all the time  I'm pretty much forced to stay offline on steam now 

Edited by Zaxik, 17 December 2015 - 06:07 PM.

[nepacaka]

Don't, it's a trap! I did it with my brother, now he wants to kick my ass in CS:GO all the time  I'm pretty much forced to stay offline on steam now 

thx for warning! xD

[hellc9943]

I am not known to be exactly the sharpest knife out there, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this experiment was intended for. At all. Like, never. I know you and your friends love this rough 'humour' of yours, but if you haven't realised it yet, and that's what I am pretty scared for, you can't be like that in public with others unless it is with those friends, and expect to be allowed to join clans or community events.

All of this. Also, Fakename, please do the Möllemann for me.

[angryhampster]

Hawken requires an insane godlike type of senses and reflex...

 

It's good that you are training him.

 

My nephew grew up playing minecraft, and my goodness...    comparing my 7th grade self to what he is now, is like an eagle going against an ant.

 

It's not his fault, but his reflexes and motor speed and instincts are completely different from mine.