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More than half of the hawken players are smurfers :/ 

My main iz dis

alt iz 1Prometheus1

and ze smurfs are:

Zapphire_

Zenfiltrator (usually using this to sneak into NA)

Xestral (a smurf for no reason)



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This circleje... I mean thread...

 

At least I hope you bought something in your "muh precious mmr" accounts so josh can keep paying the lifesupport bills.


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More than half of the hawken players are smurfers :/ 

My main iz dis

alt iz 1Prometheus1

and ze smurfs are:

Zapphire_

Zenfiltrator (usually using this to sneak into NA)

Xestral (a smurf for no reason)

 

Well I'll be. I've played with or against your alt quite a lot and don't recognize your main.


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<-- Main.

Alt: ActionBastard. I use this one for extremely inebriated play, and trying out new stuff/mechs I don't really like to play normally, or trying to play on EU servers.

I also sometimes use my wife's account that she never uses anymore (She ended up not liking HAWKEN very much, to my great dismay & eternal sadness): MadamSatan. I use this one for kicks, but rarely.

I have a 2nd alt that I will never, ever divulge (unless you come to my house and get me drunk.); It only has, and will ever have, 2 mechs: Assault, and Raider. It's only friend is Scrimbot. I use this one for actual anonymity. But rarely.

(I use the term "Alt," because all of my accounts are roughly the same or close enough to the MMR of my main; That said, I do not use any of my alts as often as my main; Not that I really use my main anymore, either. I haven't actually played HAWKEN in awhile, and don't plan to again for awhile yet.)


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This circleje... I mean thread...

 

At least I hope you bought something in your "muh precious mmr" accounts so josh can keep paying the lifesupport bills.

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These are my main and alt accounts. I don't smurf because it's bad. Both of them have similar mmr.

http://hawken.heroku...ser/LaurenEmily

http://hawken.heroku...m/user/Laurable


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Actually that's a good discussion: what's the difference between smurf accounts and alt accounts?


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Actually that's a good discussion: what's the difference between smurf accounts and alt accounts?

AFAIK smurfs have a (much) lower MMR than the main account; alt accounts don't.

 

 

Edit: assuming a player uses the same mechs and playstyles on all accounts.


Edited by (KDR) Meraple, 04 February 2016 - 12:32 PM.

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Sorry, I'll try to eat more fruits to change it's flavor :^)


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LMAO.


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Actually that's a good discussion: what's the difference between smurf accounts and alt accounts?from my perspactive 

from my perspective Alt account means that u own this name from someone who don't play anymore  :rolleyes:



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I have no smurfs, only souls of the people I control.

 

Too hot to handle, clearly.


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Actually that's a good discussion: what's the difference between smurf accounts and alt accounts?

The same as the difference between mad and angry.

 

One you use in court to make a point, the other you use in court to make a different point.


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Main: _incitatus

Alts/Smurfs:

gerbik
dwanky
_incitatas
mr_uncle
eight_of_wands
Ralph_Nader

I'm forgetting some...

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AFAIK smurfs have a (much) lower MMR than the main account; alt accounts don't.

I wouldn't necessarily say that the mmr is pretty much the same between alt and main. In my mind what separates an alt from a smurf is level 30 (ergo no more underdog bonus) and a consistent mmr. For me, my alt has an mmr range ~300 lower than my main, because of how and when I play it. But, it stays pretty consistently within that range.


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Nepacaka is my smurf. lol.
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I wouldn't necessarily say that the mmr is pretty much the same between alt and main. In my mind what separates an alt from a smurf is level 20 (ergo no more underdog bonus) and a consistent mmr. For me, my alt has an mmr range ~300 lower than my main, because of how and when I play it. But, it stays pretty consistently within that range.

My post assumes the same mechs and playstyles are being used on main/alt/smurf accounts.

 

I guess I should edit it in.

 

 

level 20 (ergo no more underdog bonus)

I'm still getting underdog bonuses at lvl 22.


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Actually that's a good discussion: what's the difference between smurf accounts and alt accounts?

 

I think of it this way: all accounts that aren't the original primary account start out as smurfs. As a smurf's MMR matures and approaches the MMR of the primary account, it becomes an alternate account.

 

Put another way: if matchmaking places you in the same position with your smurf account as it does with your primary, then your smurf account has successfully evolved into an alt account.


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Main Account: MechaGearsOfWar

 

Alt Account: HOHOHOSANTA

 

PS: No I am not, HOHOSANTA, HAHAHRUDOLPH, Etc.



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well heck, i got some time here (btw: most of the friends list of folks i play the smurfs with know that em1o or MT is driving):

Main:  EM1O  (note, that is NOT a 0)

Alts:    MajyckToad (pre-Ascension smurf)

           Morticius (Steam alt, so i could match up in TAW. mmr was < 1100 in the above 2)

Smurfs:

MekTov  (Good Mech)

DubiLoLo  (No-No Bear)

RogerBall

HassanTheAssassin

KelevAdom  (Red Dog)

IronRoach

TearAlong (the Dotted Lion)

TBoneBeefSteak

MississippiFats

TheHawkenDead2012

TinyBubbles

ImperatorAquilonis  (Emperor of the North)

o1me

Wampyrella

FiddlingPuckHead

MoshunLOcean

NO_TAB07

Recruit83

and a few more that are basically Mech Pr0n so i'm excluding them.

go ahead with the schizo jokes. He Who Dies with the Most Toys, Wins!

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LOL Mort!  I thought *I* was bad with the number of alts I have going... I think you win! :D


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I think of it this way: all accounts that aren't the original primary account start out as smurfs. As a smurf's MMR matures and approaches the MMR of the primary account, it becomes an alternate account.

 

Put another way: if matchmaking places you in the same position with your smurf account as it does with your primary, then your smurf account has successfully evolved into an alt account.

But how do we account for smurfs that are played explicitly in a particular state of mind?


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My post assumes the same mechs and playstyles are being used on main/alt/smurf accounts.

 

I guess I should edit it in.

 

 

I'm still getting underdog bonuses at lvl 22.

Derp I meant lvl 30.

 

I use that definition because an a lot of people use their alts to play in.... altered states, therefore meaning a different, but consistent, mmr.


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Believe it or not, my "wasted" alt's mmr is less than 100 away from my main's. :thumbsup:


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But how do we account for smurfs that are played explicitly in a particular state of mind?

 

Interesting point. To ensure consistency, let's assume we're talking about a player who has a smurf account exclusively (1) to play mechs that they are terrible at, or (2) plays with a different style that puts them at some sort of disadvantage from their normal playstyle. To add some more context, let's say that the player's primary account is 2200 MMR, and the other account that they have (and which they exclusively play mechs they're bad at) is at 2000 MMR and hasn't increased for some time. With all that in mind, I think the argument can be made one of two ways:

 

1. The 2000 MMR account is now an alt, even though the MMR difference between the two accounts is sufficient for matchmaker to place each account in matches in different ways (a criteria that I think separates smurfs from alts). This is because that player isn't gaining an advantage when he plays at a 2000 MMR level on a 2000 MMR account. On the other hand...

 

2. The 2000 MMR account is still a smurf because there's the potential for the 2200 MMR pilot to get bored playing at a 2000 MMR level and instead decides it's time to whip some fuzzy bunny(at a 2200 MMR level).

 

This is all assuming that MMR is an accurate indicator of player skill. I'm not saying either way because that's a long discussion and I lack the expertise to speak intelligently on the topic.


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Main account - LarryLaffer.

Alt account for testing and training purposes - DisturbedGuy.

Both of them are inactive atm.



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thanks for the warm clicks on my post, friends.  i may have a mech disfunction of some kind, but i don't think it's been diagnosed. heh.

actually, all told, i have nearly 40 accounts, probably around 4000 hours and around 200 mechs among them, if you discount the duplicate Freds and 'Salts. (plus the Zerks and SS dups from pre-Asc)

it seems every time i deposit cash into the game (i promised 10-20 USD every month, as even most subscript games aren't this good), and gotta splay in on something new. pretty colors, spiffy bling, and rokketzz.

 

spank me for have kinky mech fun.  heh.

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DonC never smurfs. After all, if i changed my name, how would your moms be able to find me?


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i'll put it on record..

 

the reason i don't smurf is because i hate farming for air compressors.



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I have a list of all of crafty's smurfs. It's about 16 pages long if anyone's interested.


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Never used a smurf before. Surprisingly I've run into most people's smurfs/alts more often than their mains. 

Well maybe not that surprising if their main's MMR is higher. 



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Ok but seriosuly though... i Guess i can share my alt/smurf accounts...

 

Main: DemitronPrime

 

my Alt/Smurf accounts

 

Smurf1:

Amidatelion

Smurf2:
Xacius
 
And with that have a nice day

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Main : Batpanda

when drunk : Batpanda

When playing Badly : Batpanda

The rest of the time :Batpanda :P

 

i am guessing you can see a pattern :D


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Main : Batpanda

when drunk : Batpanda

When playing Badly : Batpanda

The rest of the time :Batpanda :P

 

i am guessing you can see a pattern :D

 

Don't you have a "BadPanties" smurf ? you definitely should :tongue:


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Don't you have a "BadPanties" smurf ? you definitely should :tongue:

 

 

I think the whole point was he dosent smurf :P


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I think the whole point was he dosent smurf :P



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I  hereby  petition to call any alternate account having proportionate MMR to play level an 'alternate account ', as the term 'smurf' is generally used to imply a player engaging outside of his/her appropriate skill range.

Also how the heck did Amid color his text with a gradient? Bright colors aren't annoying enough.

 

Surely you could nitpick continuously, but it seems conclusive enough to say that an account is only a smurf if the MMR attached is disproportionate to the actual average skill level of the player; that is to say, the algorithm has not had sufficient time to evaluate and apply an accurate MMR to the account.

E.g. whether your alt is for playing drunk, practicing bad mechs, or generally caring less about your performance, I'd call it an alternate account. Even if you think the account's MMR is inconsistent and may play at a higher level sometimes, the fact is the account's MMR is relatively settled- just, yes, we can agree alt accounts will inherently have more variation in their play level.

 

Main:

CoshCaust

 

Alt:

CosineHyperbolic


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