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[nepacaka]

Dedicated to all MG-turells existing in Hawken world.
thirteen Rules of "Holy Turell"

 

1) Love your turell, and turell will love you.
2) Respect your turell, if you want to turell respect you.
3) A player who was killed by turell, will be forgiven all sins, and he goes to paradise after death.
4) for each killing of turell player receives 1kg of sin on his dimensional scales in heaven. The player who kills too many turells automatically goes to Hell.
5) If you kill too many turells in combat, use rule ?3, to be cleansed from the sins and go to paradise.

6) No one can control turell, the turell is self-sufficient.
7) Players who using the "hologram" in the battle are henchmen of Satan.
8) Turell can easily moving around the battlefield, but turell too lazy to do it.
9) If turell was not so lazy, it would have already captured the entire world.
10) Do not condemn your turell for laziness, love it as is.
11) Artificial Intelligence for turell has been programmed by ?aba-Ji.
12) If you do not use your turell, turell will use you.
13) pew-pew-pew !!!

 

 

Devs, please increase MG-Turell turn speed on 5%... :3

[Elite_is_salty]

[Kopra]

These visions, the dreams... thousands upon thousands of turells, cold steel shining under the sun black as night. Long worn barrels spinning and ready to unleash their retribution upon me. Oh, woe is me! Why do they not fire and end my misery? Turells' judgement cannot be evaluated by mere human reasoning. Suddenly, the thousand upon thousand barrels light up like a divine symphony, I feel pain and I go deaf from the simultaneous gunfire. Alas, the pain I feel is that of a pinch and I stare at the light. Is this a joke, I ask, a cruel torture? The machine gun fire stops, but I cannot see why for I am still blinded by the flashes of automatic terror. I feel something go by me, and I feel like it's an angel. An angel inside a walking piece of machinery. The angel had flown over the turells of terror, reducing them to piles of scrap. The angel turns over to me and whispers to my ear softly: "Have you got any idea how much these things cost?"

I wake up sweaty and heart racing. I see this dream every night. Every night I hope to get a proper trial of turell and get judged for my sins. Perhaps I already have been, and am dwelling in turell hell. My advice for the young: make no deal with the Orb and commit no sin against turells, if the Paradise is what you desire.

Edited by (KDR) Kopra, 15 June 2015 - 06:01 AM.

[nepacaka]

These visions, the dreams... thousands upon thousands of turells, cold steel shining under the sun black as night. Long worn barrels spinning and ready to unleash their retribution upon me. Oh, woe is me! Why do they not fire and end my misery? Turells' judgement cannot be evaluated by mere human reasoning. Suddenly, the thousand upon thousand barrels light up like a divine symphony, I feel pain and I go deaf from the simultaneous gunfire. Alas, the pain I feel is that of a pinch and I stare at the light. Is this a joke, I ask, a cruel torture? The machine gun fire stops, but I cannot see why for I am still blinded by the flashes of automatic terror. I feel something go by me, and I feel like it's an angel. An angel inside a walking piece of machinery. The angel had flown over the turells of terror, reducing them to piles of scrap. The angel turns over to me and whispers to my ear: "Have you got any idea how much these things cost?"

I wake up sweaty and heart racing. I see this dream every night. Every night I hope to get a proper trial of turell and get judged for my sins. Perhaps I already have been, and am dwelling in turell hell. My advice for the young: make no deal with the Orb and do no sin to turells, if Paradise is what you desire.

[nepacaka]

It is time to change my Signature!!!

:D

[Sp3ctrr]

R Turret is better

[nepacaka]

R Turret is better

better than dis?

 

Devs!!! FASTER ! NEPA NEED IT RIGHT NAU !!

New Mech: G3-Assault

 

primary weapon: MG-Turell XT

secondary weapon: Even better MG-Turell XT

 

Ability: One Million Turells - Summon One Million turells in random place on map... and forgives all sins

 

Main G3-Assault Features. U can't control your "MG-Turell XT" and "Even better MG-Turell XT" weapons. They shoot and choose their own targets, regardless of the desires of the player.

 

G3-Assault screenshot!!!

 

in game:

[CraftyDus]

better than dis?

 

Devs!!! FASTER ! NEPA NEED IT RIGHT NAU !!

New Mech: G3-Assault

 

primary weapon: MG-Turell XT

secondary weapon: Even better MG-Turell XT

 

Ability: One Million Turells - Summon One Million turells in random place on map... and forgives all sins

 

Main G3-Assault Features. U can't control your "MG-Turell XT" and "Even better MG-Turell XT" weapons. They shoot and choose their own targets, regardless of the desires of the player.

 

G3-Assault screenshot!!!

 

in game:

 

 

this is how how you balance auto aim mechs

looking at you rocketeer

 

[EM1O]

Tika tika tika tika tika tika !

Tromp

Tika tika?

Tromp

Crunch

 

Stompy hell for annoying turells.

 

[nepacaka]

New ability for brawler! instead current useless ????-Ji

 

Turn brawler into big static MG-Turell, increase armor by 90%, each shot in this MG-Turell stance have a damage equal to one flak-cannon shot. But yes...you can't control it!

 

and, transformation sound...from Michael Bay

 

:D

[nepacaka]

so beautiful...

 

Edited by nepacaka, 15 June 2015 - 05:20 AM.

[Odinous]

actually they should at least buff em up a bit,they are pretty useless now,anyone can just walk on top of them and boom..But damn i still love my MG..

[Panzermanathod]

Ketchup'Jizah always comes with R and MG turrets.

[EM1O]

New ability for brawler! instead current useless ???? ???

 

Better?

 

 

Yum!

Edited by em1o, 15 June 2015 - 08:35 AM.

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

better than dis?

 

Devs!!! FASTER ! NEPA NEED IT RIGHT NAU !!

New Mech: G3-Assault

 

primary weapon: MG-Turell XT

secondary weapon: Even better MG-Turell XT

 

Ability: One Million Turells - Summon One Million turells in random place on map... and forgives all sins

 

Main G3-Assault Features. U can't control your "MG-Turell XT" and "Even better MG-Turell XT" weapons. They shoot and choose their own targets, regardless of the desires of the player.

 

G3-Assault screenshot!!!

 

in game:

That... that actually looks intimidating.  WHY ISN'T VULCAN THAT LARGE AND BEAUTIFUL!?!

[eth0]

Dedicated to all MG-turells existing in Hawken world.
thirteen Rules of "Holy Turell"

[...]

7) Players who using the "hologram" in the battle are henchmen of Satan.

 

I hope you shoot a holo and die by your own splash, heathen.

[Badtings]

Did you do that animation? Super nice :D

 

Dedicated to all MG-turells existing in Hawken world.
thirteen Rules of "Holy Turell"

 

1) Love your turell, and turell will love you.
2) Respect your turell, if you want to turell respect you.
3) A player who was killed by turell, will be forgiven all sins, and he goes to paradise after death.
4) for each killing of turell player receives 1kg of sin on his dimensional scales in heaven. The player who kills too many turells automatically goes to Hell.
5) If you kill too many turells in combat, use rule ?3, to be cleansed from the sins and go to paradise.

6) No one can control turell, the turell is self-sufficient.
7) Players who using the "hologram" in the battle are henchmen of Satan.
8) Turell can easily moving around the battlefield, but turell too lazy to do it.
9) If turell was not so lazy, it would have already captured the entire world.
10) Do not condemn your turell for laziness, love it as is.
11) Artificial Intelligence for turell has been programmed by ?aba-Ji.
12) If you do not use your turell, turell will use you.
13) pew-pew-pew !!!

 

 

Devs, please increase MG-Turell turn speed on 5%... :3

[(KDR) Seron16]

Literally some of the best ideas and art ever seen on this forum are in this thread. :D

[americanbrit14]

7) Players who using the "hologram" in the battle are henchmen of Satan.

HE KNOWS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Nikki get the mini-nukes!" 

 

"I'm not your wife, get it yourself ya lazy fuzzy bunny."

[TheButtSatisfier]

At first I was going to laugh this thread away. Now I am deeply enchanted.

[LaurenEmily]

better than dis?

 

Devs!!! FASTER ! NEPA NEED IT RIGHT NAU !!

New Mech: G3-Assault

 

primary weapon: MG-Turell XT

secondary weapon: Even better MG-Turell XT

 

Ability: One Million Turells - Summon One Million turells in random place on map... and forgives all sins

 

Main G3-Assault Features. U can't control your "MG-Turell XT" and "Even better MG-Turell XT" weapons. They shoot and choose their own targets, regardless of the desires of the player.

 

G3-Assault screenshot!!!

 

in game:

To me this looks like it could be a real thing appearance-wise with maybe a little tweaking

[nepacaka]

 

Better?

perfct!

 

Literally some of the best ideas and art ever seen on this forum are in this thread. :D

 

sometimes it's happens if I in the right mood bite off some amount of "Root"!!!

[nepacaka]

MG-Turell G2. This Monster will avenge all of those who killed so many Turells on the battlefield!!!

 

Revenge Is Sweet!!

 

Edited by nepacaka, 15 June 2015 - 10:12 AM.

[coldform]

MG-Turell G2. This Monster will avenge all of those who killed so many Turells on the battlefield!!!









Revenge Is Sweet!!

Walking railgun ftw.

Edited by {TDM} coldform, 15 June 2015 - 10:29 AM.

[MomOw]

SWEET

 

 

 

Helluva Mech !

 

Edited by MomOw, 15 June 2015 - 10:57 AM.

[MomOw]

(does anyone have the sound from "turret deployed" from battlezone 1998, the soviet clan ? I'd love to have this when I set a turret and when I'm in the prosk clan !)

[nepacaka]

does anyone have the sound from "turret deployed" from battlezone 1998, the soviet clan ?

 

anyone know how change original turret sound on this! :D

i mean only from client side, just for me :3

[nepacaka]

"turret deploy" sound since 3:10

argghhhh!!!

 

https://www.youtube....SgRMi9SwU#t=190

 

idk how added a video from utub, but u can hear it if press link =)

Edited by nepacaka, 15 June 2015 - 12:27 PM.

[EM1O]

Steve Blum * 

[nepacaka]

Steve Blum * 

do you want that Steve Blum voiced the Turell, and say "Tika tika tika tika tika tika !" when Turell is shooting? :D

 

p.s. i trying to find it, but can't find a concrette sound file when he saying "turret deploy" phrase =)

i think more easy download battlezone and cut this file :3

Edited by nepacaka, 16 June 2015 - 11:07 PM.

[Pelanthoris]

May the clever deploy of the holy MG-Turrel rain it's blessing on the backs of the glass cannons! I find this all rather hilarious

 

But on more serious note, could Reloaded monetize with sound packs? Would it get retarded too quickly?