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[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

My children, please feel free to confess to your Hawken sins and toxicity in the light of my pure and undying radiance and be purged of your evils.

It is a new dawn, a new day -- the death of the old you and the beginning of the new you. Such is life -- a cycle of contradictions that spiral ever onward and upward.

Take a few moments now to reflect and to publicly apologize for whatever crimes against Hawken and its children you have committed and be free of the guilt and shame. We are all here to live in a better world than at the time we came to being.

By proclaiming yourself having sinned but changed, you prove and reify your growth. Come forward now, into my eternal light. Be brave.

Edited by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, 20 June 2015 - 09:50 PM.

[CraftyDus]

[LaurenEmily]

I like to taunt. Even when it's not appropriate. Even when i accidentally get the 1% kill because i sneezed and clicked my mouse unintentionally. I think that's a sin. Also sometimes i get frustrated and say mean things i didn't mean at all. Sorry.

[Flifang]

Been an ass hole lately. I feel I need to meet the expectations I and others hold myself to when playing hawken especially in G2 raider. Mostly it's just a façade. I'm not really as frustrated as I sound in my messages so I don't know why I do. I guess it's an outlet for those times I can't do much on the battle field so I type a lot.

 

And even past the point of when I'm irritated I still talk smack and shy away from saying sorry because I want others to respect me. I probably don't have to because all of you guys are great. That is all.

[(KDR) Seron16]

I feel like I have nothing to apologize for currently, so I'm just going to apologize for my lack of an apology. But this is a, well...interesting thread, so good on that! ^^

[SS396]

Yeah, I've sinned. I don't expect forgiveness, I just wish some specific people would move on and not dwell on things that went on in the past. I was told by a rather special individual that the human brain needs at least 4 weeks to rewire itself, and if anything bad happens during that time that the counter resets. Heres to at least 4 weeks.

[Charcoal]

I leave siege games almost immediately if I find myself at AA alone now.

[SatelliteJack]

My MMR is <1720. D:

[dorobo]

I was too kind to some. Stomped a bit on others. Acted silly making my team loose.

[SS396]

I was too kind to some. Stomped a bit on others. Acted silly making my team loose.

Thats a nice Magpul CTR stock for that AR15/M16.  

[Nightfirebolt]

I get grumpy with siege teams sometimes.

 

It's nothing personal.

[Nept]

I am Great.

[SparkyJJC]

I exist.

[nepacaka]

My children, please feel free to confess to your Hawken sins

 

There is no any other sins in Hawken except MG-Turell murders

 

There is no religion, except "?aba-Ji Black Magic Love Solution" and "Sacred Cult of MG-Turell"

[Merl61]

I have sinned many times, but I shall not beg forgiveness, for all our sins are the fault of one man alone. All praise be to Saturnine for doing his noble duty. Amen.

Edited by Merl61, 21 June 2015 - 02:04 AM.

[Sp3ctrr]

I used a seeker on my rocketeer.

 

FORGIVE ME FOR I HATH SINNED.

[System64]

I used a seeker on my rocketeer.

 

FORGIVE ME FOR I HATH SINNED.

In that case pretty much everyone that has used Rocketeer has sinned

[Aregon]

I get enjoyment out of playing with people with lower MMR.

[The_Silencer]

 

You guess what quote from the movie comes to my mind right now?

Edited by The_Silencer, 21 June 2015 - 03:37 AM.

[Elite_is_salty]

I'm evil

I'm badass

I talk fuzzy bunny all day

I bash noobs

I wipe a money's ass with most of what people say

I hate zerkers and assaults and let em know it, real well

I talk fuzzy bunny to hellfires users and make em feel bad

I piss in people's asses when I play tech

I talk fuzzy bunny to incitatus

I don't like your callsign OP, and I never will

I hate 99% of the people on the forums

I secretly don't think merl is a pretty princess

I make servers crash

I am from africa

I talk fuzzy bunny all day

I dunk on 5 footers

I block 7 footers

I alphastrike only

I like Dew

I'm your real daddy. All of you.

 

I have absolutely no regrets

[Siamenis]

I use Berserker to raise my teams' score. I ain't even sorry.

[I2DI]

I was way too nice to people who used incin. Way too nice. 'Cos i'm in a tech and have no regrets.

[JeffMagnum]

I piss in people's asses

 

nice bro thanks for sharing 

[Aregon]

I'm evil

No, you are a d*ck.

I'm badass

How is this even a sin?

I talk fuzzy bunny all day

How to earn respect from the community.

I bash noobs

Why thank you helping making the game grow.

I wipe a money's ass with most of what people say

...whaaaa...?

I hate zerkers and assaults and let em know it, real well

So you hate 2 mechs, and let it go out on people who may not know their stance with the stats. 

I talk fuzzy bunny to hellfires users and make em feel bad

Yes because it is always the player`s fault that their internet may be sh*t.

I piss in people's asses when I play tech

That is rape.

I talk fuzzy bunny to incitatus

I don't like your callsign OP, and I never will

I hate 99% of the people on the forums

Another example of how to earn respect from the community.

I secretly don't think merl is a pretty princess

I make servers crash

That is illegal I believe.

I am from africa

How the f*ck is that a sin?

I talk fuzzy bunny all day

Thank you for reminding us again in the same post, we really appreciate it.

I dunk on 5 footers

I block 7 footers

How the hell are these relevant?

I alphastrike only

That isn`t a sin, that is a tactic.

I like Dew

I'm your real daddy. All of you.

See orange 15.

 

 

 

 

My MMR is <1720. D:

The idea that the 17-19 region is considered "bad" is only elitist talk.

 

If we look at the stats the main group of players in Hawken the average MMR is between 1200-1500. Now while i find it brutal to say they are "bad" at the game, they do have a lower skill-level if we follow the only statistic tracking it that is official. The 1600-1900 region should be considered normal or "average", as players who have spent some while in the game, let`s say 100-200 hours, will most likely be in this region. The 2k and upwards are not the only "good" players in the game as many want to believe. However since they are the clear minority of all these groups if we look at Ashfire`s stats, they are just better at the game, and not the only good ones at it. I personally consider the 1700-1900 region to be the average "good" player, everything lesser to be of a lower skill level and everything over of a higher skill level, and that is fine. One should never bash the lower skill levels in my opinion as many of them are just playing for fun or trying to do their best and nothing else should be asked of them. They should be allowed to ask for help from those higher up and get it, because in all honesty this community does not earn anything from making players feel less welcome just because they are "bad at the game". And higher ups should help everyone who asks for help, not just "experienced players" or "bad players" as every high-tier player got skills worthy to learn to everyone. This community is so small that I feel it may even be a necessity, plus it would increase the amount of players in the "high-tier" servers which has been a complain often thrown around. 

 

 

Edited by Sir Aregon, 21 June 2015 - 06:21 AM.

[System64]

I get enjoyment out of playing with people with lower MMR.

You bastard! :P

 

INB4 MOVED TO OFF TOPIC

Edited by ??ß?Ø؃??, 21 June 2015 - 06:37 AM.

[comic_sans]

nice bro thanks for sharing 

 

Thank god elite says what we're all thinking.  Heavenly nondenominational double-Us, absolve me of my ass-piss-sin.  Ass pissin'.  Why is that a lyric at all.

[Rainbow_Sheep]

I leave siege games almost immediately if I find myself at AA alone now.

[CraftyDus]

holy motherlovin' piss-ass, you people are special

 

[Badtings]

Somtimes.... on bazaar.... i lob 'nades' over the rock walls and thru the protective, blue energy walls.

 

I know I shouldn't, but it's so damn fun. 

 

Plz forgive me. 

[Panzermanathod]

I once got the final kill by stomp-killing.

[TangledMantis]

I once got blazed (well, more than once, but anyway) and accidently flew with a full belly of EU into the other teams' delivery area and left them a nice present next to my flaming wreakage - singlehandedly funding their last ship and winning the game for them.

[ticklemyiguana]

I once got blazed (well, more than once, but anyway) and accidently flew with a full belly of EU into the other teams' delivery area and left them a nice present next to my flaming wreakage - singlehandedly funding their last ship and winning the game for them.

Boy oh boy do I have the clan for you.

https://community.pl...ken-collective/

[Hijinks_The_Turtle]

I need to play more Hawken.

[Amidatelion]

Boy oh boy do I have the clan for you.

https://community.pl...ken-collective/

 

fukken lost it

[eth0]

I complain that people double up on mechs in servers then play turkey any chance I get.

[Elite_is_salty]

Boy oh boy do I have the clan for you.

https://community.pl...ken-collective/

 

Wer nevr hi

[n3onfx]

I love to complain. I'm not even bothered or mad by what I'm complaining about, I just want to world to know that I'm complaining about something.  If I have no reasons to complain, I'll do whatever necessary to put myself in a situation where I have something to complain about.

 

I like when obnoxious people get mad while playing, and I like to nudge them into getting madder if I can. This involves poking at them through chat, targeting them more than necessary or ungodly amounts of holo taunts.

 

I fuzzy bunnyng hate siege. It's the only thing in Hawken that makes me mad (with lag). But for some unknown reason instead of immediately leaving when I join one by mistake I stay for 5 minutes then say something like "get to AA ffs" or "this is why I hate siege" before ragequitting. I'm split between the reason being masochism or just an application of the first point of this reply.

[DerMax]

Reported.

[americanbrit14]

I believe that forgiveness is unnecessary, for what we do in our physical bodies doesn't matter because the souls that we are shall simply live on through an eternity believing many things, but knowing only one can be true.

 

Which one i true on the other hand, now that's anyone's guess.

[hoghead]

I cracked the other day and erased all my posts.