As would any account satisfying the time and mmr requirements you asked to see fulfilled. Nice setup, I walked right into it. Anyway, no, Woods is a real player and a member of TDM, I've communicated with him a number of times on teamspeak as well as in game.
Sorry, but it just is going to take a bit more work than 2 minutes of searching for someone on that website with ~50 hours in game time recently. However if Woods is indeed an actual new player and you have channels to communicate with him then it shouldn't be very difficult to get his steam info so you could backup the claim of someone thats only spent 50 hours in Hawken recently. However, this is more than just finding one specific case to prove your point, as I did stipulate players (plural) in my original request. I'm glad you appreciated the handy work in creating the setup. You are welcome.
There has been a steady stream of new players since Reloaded took over, just as before they took over. There are frequently players I don't recognize in the teamspeak. As I have stated before, much of the TDM roster joined post-reloaded as well.
I suggest you and your clan buddies taking a moment and looking back and rereading my original post where I mentioned new players and then asking yourselves the following: Is this a fact that I can prove false, or is this his opinion. An opinion that was made in a twisted form of a jest? I realize some of you don't understand humor when you see it, but come on, that was seriously kappa worthy when I said that, and watching all of you getting all riled up about it is even more kappa worthy.
And now to business.
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Josh stated months ago that new player retention was only 3 days on average.
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And this was not long after Reloaded revived Hawken, when there was some form of exposure to new players in the news.
What is the new player retention now? Can we agree that is probably less than 3 days? But just for arguments sake and making things simple lets say it is still 3 days.
What good is it to try and say that theres a constant stream of new players when they don't stick around for longer than 3 days?
So while it is possible to run into new players during their 3 day visit. The odds of running into them after those 3 days are what? Nonexistent?
I'm apart of TDM; I've only been here for a little over a year, on and off. (Edit: just to clarify... I started playing the game in Oct. 2014, quit for awhile, came back April 2015, which is also when I joined the forums, and I have played on&off ever since; So, really, I've played Hawken, consistently, for less than a year).
I have 2 alts. They are both within 100-200 of my main's mmr (currently 2121). They would be higher if I played them as often as my main, but one I play to try out new playstyles, weapons, intenrals set-ups that I'm not super familiar with (Since I have only been here for a year; I still do not have a tech or incin or bruiser on any account, for example), and the other I play on when I'm just super smashed or something and want to fuzzy bunny around.
I don't 'smurf' simply to smash on those noobier than myself. Usually, if I'm in that situation, I either play a mech I suck with/want to get better with, or I leave the match.
Cool story bro, but did you read the part where I responded that sticking around for 1 year is not new? I'm guessing no.
^Psssh. Before they delete that, they'd be better served spending time deleting all the 'inappropriate' language and images in people signatures... and all the posts where people intentionally misspell stuff to avoid the filter.
No multiple people have to actually report those infractions to get any action on them. And by action I mean complete deletion because thats somehow easier than editing the offending item.