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WHO WANTS A BIG HUG?

 

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WHO WANTS A BIG HUG?

 

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"Do not try to approach the Turkey" - sound advice...
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All the G2 mechs want are hugs.


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Okay, so how do I join this cult? Because my a class butt seems to feel like it's been through an initiation ritual or two
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Okay, so how do I join this cult? Because my a class butt seems to feel like it's been through an initiation ritual or two

 

You roll g2 raider and scare everyone in your bracket that is still uninitiated.


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This is what I call a battle turkey

 


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damn that burst...i got 2 of them,haven't mastered none yet..i see i need to spend some more time with that t32..all your advices above,thanks people.


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Got a clip of Elite getting salty at the turkey.  http://www.twitch.tv...linga/c/7013431

 

Also TurkeyTIme on WW.  http://www.twitch.tv...linga/c/7013384


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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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Got a clip of Elite getting salty at the turkey.  http://www.twitch.tv...linga/c/7013431

 

Also TurkeyTIme on WW.  http://www.twitch.tv...linga/c/7013384

More turkey time, also posted in streaming/videos:

 


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Pubstomping is a whole different strategic discussion, however, and usually just becomes an exploration of the ethics of dumpstering randos.

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I used mc to buy the monstrosity you here call battleturkey.  I was not pleased with my purchase.  After almost maxing my raider to max level I foolishly paid money to do it on my own turkey.

 

Derp, it doesn't get any other unlocked weapons.  Not the brightest move.  He's sat there for months at around 20 deaths and 4 kills.  Started messing around with him the other day, went on a 14 kill,killstreak and was pretty pleased with it,.

 

He's currently at 91 deaths and 78 kills.  I'll play him till I get the 500 kill achievement and see from there if all the hype here is true.

 

I think he'll be my go to on uptown though no matter the outcome.



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I used mc to buy the monstrosity you here call battleturkey.  I was not pleased with my purchase.  After almost maxing my raider to max level

 

almost maxing my raider

 

almost

 

There's a reason it's a G2. The turkey is not as easily tamed as it's younger cousin.

Though it sounds like you're enjoying it now anyway, what you purchase with MC doesn't include the experience of getting there with HC. This ain't the mlg420 hype you're used to, we're more akin to Muslim fanatics. Love turkey or hate it, you explode the same.


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I just want to say I hate the T32 and love it.
I love the dps it deals when spammed.
I love the burst when charged.

I hate the fall-off it gets.
I hate how random the spread is.

I feel it needs to be tweaked. The fact that this weapon is hit-scan is often misleading. Targets that are well within the spread range can take often absolutely zero damage because of how erratic the spread is. It's different when charged because a few bullets are added to the shot but often that is not nearly enough to compensate. There is also the topic of the bug that causes the weapon to stop being charged and continuously spam shots for zero damage. In the heat of battle it can often be missed when a player like myself knows how to shoot it on cool down anyway. Or when sneaking up on somebody and it randomly just spams and makes you a giant radar beacon. This weapon is far too punishing at the moment and I feel needs to be simplified or altered in some way.
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Up to 343 kills.  I'm of the strong opinion that replenisher is a must on this mech and the primary can and will miss 7 or more times in a row point blank, something needs looking into.



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This will be the next mech I learn because I refuse to play learn Scout and I don't have anything else to learn.

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I very rarely play Raider but want to purchase a G2R With HC, so I'm going to work on ranking up the Turkey's little brother to get one. Though my Raider skills need much work maybe I'll have one by Thanksgiving.

 

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I very rarely play Raider but want to purchase a G2R With HC, so I'm going to work on ranking up the Turkey's little brother to get one. Though my Raider skills need much work maybe I'll have one by Thanksgiving.

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Use the raider time to acquaint yourself with placing long range corsairs.
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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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Alright, so another proposal. Elimination of turn-cap when ability is on, and it makes sense because the G2 raider's legs are all powered-up now wouldn't it also be able to turn fast since it can walk fast? 


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Alright, so another proposal. Elimination of turn-cap when ability is on, and it makes sense because the G2 raider's legs are all powered-up now wouldn't it also be able to turn fast since it can walk fast? 

 

I can almost completely support this!  I wouldn't say "eliminate" the turn cap, but make it so the BT can turn as fast as a Scout or Berzerker. (and fix it so that boost/dodge doesn't completely screw up the ability).


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I can almost completely support this!  I wouldn't say "eliminate" the turn cap, but make it so the BT can turn as fast as a Scout or Berzerker. (and fix it so that boost/dodge doesn't completely screw up the ability).

I hadn't thought of this before, but it makes a lot of sense. Good idear.


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I can almost completely support this! I wouldn't say "eliminate" the turn cap, but make it so the BT can turn as fast as a Scout or Berzerker. (and fix it so that boost/dodge doesn't completely screw up the ability).


All mechs already have the same turn cap
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All mechs already have the same turn cap

 

This is a fact.


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If you strafe and aim at the same time with the ability in the same way you can dodge and shift aim at the same time you can almost neutralize the turn cap anyway



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Since this thread has started to fall to the wayside I thought it would be a good opportunity to discuss the shortcomings of the Turkey. For starters it is a dry, tasteless, stringy meat that nobody is stoked to have. The whole holiday that this bird revolves around deals with people who were literally starving. That's sort of how I feel in game, it's been a while, haven't had a kill... oh there goes a turkey I guess that'll do. You see, the problem is that it's got no fat. All of this is very surprising to me as the Battleturkey feels like its doing a perma wheelie because Melissa McCarthy is strapped to the back. It's slow, feels like it's weighted down and handles poorly until you pop its ability that takes soooo damn long to refresh. Turkeys are also well know to be quite stupid. Accord to noted Naturalist, John Muir, "Turkeys are about as dumb as snipers who never go to the AA". People, this isn't fantasy land, this is 100% internet fact. It's weaponry while alpha burst strong doesn't leave much room for any misses, in fact you miss and you're most likely Turkey dinner. And the Battleturkey's fearsome battle cry? Gobble-Gobble...... You know what else Gobble-Gobble's? Yeah, that's what she said son! You'll need a side of #weaksauce to choke this one down.  

 

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Don't be all salty at the G2R cuz u suck

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Come on Crafty, you have been officially called out on your lies. Your online reputation is at stake here, this is just like an old school street race running for pink slips. Its run what you brung and hope its enough. Put up or shut the fuzzy bunny up.


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Hehehe.....

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^Bonus points because of the Melissa McCarthy comment.  Coffee came out of my nose.


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It appears my work was done then Puppet ... MUAHAHAHA ;)


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I just want to say I hate the T32 and love it.
I love the dps it deals when spammed.
I love the burst when charged.

I hate the fall-off it gets.
I hate how random the spread is.

I feel it needs to be tweaked. The fact that this weapon is hit-scan is often misleading. Targets that are well within the spread range can take often absolutely zero damage because of how erratic the spread is. It's different when charged because a few bullets are added to the shot but often that is not nearly enough to compensate. There is also the topic of the bug that causes the weapon to stop being charged and continuously spam shots for zero damage. In the heat of battle it can often be missed when a player like myself knows how to shoot it on cool down anyway. Or when sneaking up on somebody and it randomly just spams and makes you a giant radar beacon. This weapon is far too punishing at the moment and I feel needs to be simplified or altered in some way.

 

A bit longer fall-off range and a tighter spread (even if only when charged) would make me cream myself on both Raider and G2. Make it the bastard child of MiniFlak cannon and Breacher it deserves to be.

 

And yeah, fix the damn "lololol I will now lock into continuously shooting uncharged blanks no matter how you click your mouse" mode. It doesn't happen that often but it has a knack for happening exactly when you need to land that final charged T32 shot that will decide the battle.


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I wonder why I never see you other G2 raiders on the battlefield......I'm beginning to dought your loyality to the cult head masters!


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I wonder why I never see you other G2 raiders on the battlefield......I'm beginning to dought your loyality to the cult head masters!

  Last night I played turkey in TPG against B-Team.  I played bad and one of my turkeys doesn't have a reticle.

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  Last night I played turkey in TPG against B-Team.  I played bad and one of my turkeys doesn't have a reticle.

http://www.twitch.tv...inga/v/15986087

Oh you're on twitch, I didn't know that. I'll have to check you out then, I'm a lurker though so I probably wont log in but I do have an account.


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A bit longer fall-off range and a tighter spread (even if only when charged) would make me cream myself on both Raider and G2. Make it the bastard child of MiniFlak cannon and Breacher it deserves to be.

 

And yeah, fix the damn "lololol I will now lock into continuously shooting uncharged blanks no matter how you click your mouse" mode. It doesn't happen that often but it has a knack for happening exactly when you need to land that final charged T32 shot that will decide the battle.

THIS, all of this,


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OK I give all of you that have mastered (or even decent) with the Battleturkey or its lesser cousin, the Raider KUDOS for a job well done. Hell even the scout. I have all them. I even have the raider on a couple of accts. I have tried for years but just can't get it right. I suck at the Raider mechs. I get one shot all the time by Raiders, G2 Raiders and Scouts. I cannot for the life of me figure out how they hell they do that when I'm at full health in A, B or even C mechs. I have tried for countless hours, using every weapon they have access to on the Raider, the G2 Raider and even a scout. I've tried doing a behind Alpha strike with both weapons and I still can't kill them in one shot. How in the hell do they do that? Anyone? The best I've ever done is a Scout with heat. And yes it is a one shot. Not setup with something else or hit twice, Its BOOM and dead. Had it happen by several people a hundred times. Makes me freakin nuts. Anybody willing to tell me how to do it, I sure would appreciate it a great deal. Thanks! :thumbsup:


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^ To oneshot an A-class without items, the enemy needs to be in the air and MIRV needs to hit the upper part of the hitbox (in addition to the enemy not pressing spacebar at the moment of MIRV impact or before being slammed to the ground). This will cause rather heavy fall damage which might or might not be enough for 1-shotting if you're using T32 (with EOC you would first wait for the ground lock after slamming because tracking through the near instant fall would take med skilz). It's not reliable, but a nice bonus when it happens or if you catch an enemy unaware in the air.

If on the ground, uhh, it's usually if slightly wounded or with self damage assistance. I haven't really encountered 1-shotting outside of items or fall damage.





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